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# Monster Name	Monster Parameters
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# Original monster data from Kittiwake's Monster Survival Guide:
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# http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=39973&start=0
# http://jick-nerfed.us/forums/viewtopic.php?t=218
#
# Last edited by Kittiwake on Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:48 am
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# New monster data from QuantumNightmare at AllianceFromHell:
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# http://alliancefromhell.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1289
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# Prefixes for item drop rates:
# p - pickpocket only (assumed 5% rate).
# n - no pickpocket.
# b - bounty item.
# c - conditional item drop (which implies no pickpocket) - basically a
# reminder that you may need to do something (like talk to Grandpa) to
# make this item eligible to drop.
#
# Questionable data:
#
# Baiowulf
# Count Bakula
# Crazy Bastard
# Hockey Elemental
# Hypnotist of Hey Deze
# Infinite Meat Bug
# The Master Of Thieves
# Time Bandit
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# Scaling monsters:
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# Mob Penguin Enforcer
# Mob Penguin Goon
# Mob Penguin Hitpenguin
# Mob Penguin Psychopath
# Mob Penguin Racketeer
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# Mob Penguin Smasher
# Mob Penguin Smith
# Mob Penguin Supervisor
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# Mutant Circuit-Soldering Elf
# Mutant Cookie-Baking Elf
# Mutant Doll-Dressing Elf
# Mutant Gift-Wrapping Elf
# Mutant Whistle-Carving Elf
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# Striking Factory-Worker Elf
# Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
# Striking Middle-Management Elf
# Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf
# Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
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# Flint-Scraping Cave Elf
# Hunter-Gatherer Cave Elf
# Rock-Banging Cave Elf
# Sinew-Stretching Cave Elf
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# Bow-making Mummy
# Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
# Gift-wrapping Vampire
# Skeletal Reindeer
# Stocking-stuffing Zombie
# Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
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# <s>Killer</s> Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
# <s>Killer</s> Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
# <s>Killer</s> Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot
# <s>Killer</s> Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
# Rudolphus of Crimborg
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# Arc-welding Elfborg
# Decal-applying Elfborg
# Ribbon-cutting Elfborg
# Weapons-assembly Elfborg
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# Deadwood Tree
# Fur Tree
# Hangman's Tree
# Pumpkin Tree
# Toilet-papered Tree
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# Amateur Elf
# Auteur Elf
# Bolt-Cuttin' Elf
# Edwing Abbidriel
# Monkey Wrenchin' Elf
# Propaganda-Spewin' Elf
# Provocateur Elf
# Raconteur Elf
# Saboteur Elf
# Wire-Crossin' Elf
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# Black-and-White-Ops Penguin
# Cement Cobbler Penguin
# Mesmerizing Penguin
# Mob Penguin Arsonist
# Mob Penguin Caporegime
# Mob Penguin Demolitionist
# Mob Penguin Goon
# Mob Penguin Kneecapper
# Undercover Penguin
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# Item and Meat Drop percentage figures from Yiab's statistical data:
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# http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Parseable_Item_Statistics
# http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Parseable_Meat_Statistics
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# Missing data for the following:
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# One Time monsters:
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# Conjoined Zmombie
# Gargantulihc
# Giant Skeelton
# Huge Ghuol
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# Initiative data from the HCO Initiative Guide:
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# http://forums.hardcoreoxygenation.com/viewtopic.php?t=1795

"Handyman" Jay Android	HP: 150 Def: 150 Atk: 150	neurostim pill (0)	physiostim pill (0)	sham champagne (0)	essence of kink (c100)
1335 HaXx0r	HP: 71 Def: 81 Atk: 81 Meat: 24-36	334 scroll (20)	Dyspepsi-Cola (70)	1337 7r0uZ0RZ (15)
7-Foot Dwarf	HP: 40 Def: 53 Atk: 53 Meat: 34-48	miner's helmet (3)	miner's pants (3)	7-Foot Dwarven mattock (3)
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman	HP: 50 Def: 57 Atk: 57 Meat: 48-77	7-Foot Dwarven mattock (3)	miner's helmet (3)	miner's pants (3)
7-Foot Dwarf Replicant	HP: 155 Def: 145 Atk: 145	cyber-mattock (0)	neurostim pill (0)	essence of stench (c100)
<s>Killer</s> Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
<s>Killer</s> Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
<s>Killer</s> Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
<s>Killer</s> Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
A Bugged Bugbear	HP: 14 Def: 18 Atk: 17	gnoll teeth (30)	gnoll lips (30)	software glitch (p25)
A Revolting Bugbear	HP: 10 Def: 14 Atk: 13 E: stench
A Revolving Bugbear	HP: 11 Def: 15 Atk: 14
A.M.C. Gremlin	HP: 170 Def: 170 Atk: 172 Meat: 40-60	gremlin juice (3)
Acid Blob	HP: 70 Def: 53 Atk: 58	magic whistle (15)
Acoustic Electric Eel	HP: 500 Def: 400 Atk: 405 Meat: 192-288	dull fish scale (n15)	eel battery (c9)	eel sauce (c10)	eel skin (n4)
Actual Orcish Frat Boy	HP: 100 Def: 70 Atk: 45 E: sleaze	plastic cup of beer (100)	plastic cup of beer (100)
Albino Bat	HP: 8 Def: 14 Atk: 12 Meat: 16-26	batgut (10)	bat guano (10)	pink bat eye (b0)
Alert Mariachi	HP: 250 Def: 200 Atk: 200	spangly mariachi pants (0)	spangly mariachi vest (0)	spangly sombrero (0)
Alphabet Giant	HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145 Meat: 120-180	heavy D (40)	original G (40)
Amateur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Amateur Ninja	HP: 5 Def: 6 Atk: 4 Meat: 16-24	bargain flash powder (20)	cheap plastic blowgun (10)	third-hand nunchaku (10)
An Angry Bugbear	HP: 12 Def: 16 Atk: 15
An Annoying Spooky Gravy Fairy	HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20 E: spooky	annoying pitchfork (100)
Ancient Guardian Statue	HP: 80 Def: 60 Atk: 50	ancient stone fist (0)	ancient stone head (0)
Ancient Insane Monk	HP: 6 Atk: 4 Def: 4	Bash-&#332;s cereal (15)	bottle of sake (25)	haiku challenge map (c0)	little round pebble (p55)
Ancient Protector Spirit	HP: 85 Def: 158 Atk: 158 Phys: 100	obsidian dagger (c100)	mossy stone sphere (c100)	rough stone sphere (c100)	smooth stone sphere (c100)	cracked stone sphere (c100)
Ancient Temple Guardian	HP: 100 Def: 80 Atk: 70	ancient stone fist (0)	ancient stone head (0)
Anemone Combatant	HP: 600 Def: 650 Atk: 400 Meat: 80-120 "Majorly Poisoned"	anemone nematocyst (n25)
Anglerbush	HP: 10 Def: 9 Atk: 7	meat stack (35)
Angry Pi&ntilde;ata	HP: 20 Def: 22 Atk: 23	pile of candy (100)
Angry Raccoon Puppet	HP: 20 Def: 35 Atk: 35 Meat: 16-24	felt (2)	stuffing (2)	googly eye (2)
Animated Nightstand (Mahogany)	HP: 170 Def: 162 Atk: 162	old coin purse (25)	old leather wallet (25)	half of a memo (c0)
Animated Nightstand (White)	HP: 180 Def: 171 Atk: 159	grouchy restless spirit (80)
Anime Smiley	HP: 67 Def: 77 Atk: 77	334 scroll (30)	Tasty Fun Good rice candy (40)	caret (p5)
Antique Database Server	HP: 300 Def: [0] Atk: [0] Exp: 60	corrupted data (10)	squirming egg sac (5)
Apathetic Lizardman	HP: 12 Def: 20 Atk: 20 Meat: 17-24
Arc-welding Elfborg		iGoogly (10)	LED block (10)	nanofiber cloth (10)	synthetic stuffing (10)	theoretical string (10)	toy hoverpad (10)
Argarggagarg the Dire Hellseal	HP: 150 Def: 115 Atk: 115	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Argarggagarg's fang (100)	adorable seal larva (100)
Auteur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Axe Handle	HP: 3 Def: 3 Atk: 3	pine tar (20)
B&eacute;arnaise zombie	HP: 118 Def: 95 Atk: 95
BASIC Elemental	HP: 40 Def: 50 Atk: 50	GOTO (0)
BRICKO Airship	HP: 10000 Def: 500 Atk: 600	BRICKO reactor (0)	BRICKO reactor (0)	BRICKO reactor (0)	BRICKO reactor (0)	BRICKO reactor (0)
BRICKO Bat	HP: 100 Def: 70 Atk: 70	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)
BRICKO Cathedral	HP: 100000 Def: 725 Atk: 725 Phys: 50	gilded BRICKO brick (100)
BRICKO Elephant	HP: 200 Def: 130 Atk: 130	BRICKO trunk (40)
BRICKO Gargantuchicken	HP: 1000000 Def: 1000 Atk: 1000 Phys: 50	BRICKO egg (100)
BRICKO Octopus	HP: 250 Def: 140 Atk: 140	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	black BRICKO brick (0)
BRICKO Ooze	HP: 50 Def: 40 Atk: 40	BRICKO brick (30)
BRICKO Oyster	HP: 125 Def: 100 Atk: 100	BRICKO pearl (0)
BRICKO Python	HP: 300 Def: 160 Atk: 160	green BRICKO brick (25)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)
BRICKO Turtle	HP: 150 Def: 120 Atk: 120	BRICKO bulwark (50)
BRICKO Vacuum Cleaner	HP: 2500 Def: 400 Atk: 400 Phys: 10	broken BRICKO brick (0)
Bailey's Beetle	HP: 215 Def: 195 Atk: 195 E: stench	green clay bead (30)	floorboard cruft (30)	battered hubcap (30)	communications windchimes (12)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (2)	bullet-proof corduroys (4)
Baiowulf	HP: 20 Def: 15 Atk: 15	Talisman of Baio (100)
Bangyomaman Warrior	HP: 160 Def: 140 Atk: 150	neurostim pill (0)	X-37 gun (0)	essence of heat (c100)
Banshee Librarian	HP: 69 Def: 52 Atk: 57 ED: spooky	disintegrating quill pen (20)
Bar	HP: 5 Def: 3 Atk: 3 Meat: 12-20	bar skin (25)
Baron Von Ratsworth	HP: [HP*1.2] Def: [MUS+min(12,3+A)] Atk: [MOX+min(12,3+A)]	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (c100)	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip (c100)	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat (c100)
Baseball Bat	HP: 9 Def: 15 Atk: 15 Meat: 17-27	baseball (30)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
Batrat	HP: 20 Def: 23 Atk: 23 Meat: 18-28	bat wing (15)	bat guano (15)	batgut (15)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (15)
Batwinged Gremlin	HP: 170 Def: 171 Atk: 169 Meat: 40-60	gremlin juice (3)	molybdenum hammer (c0)
Bazookafish	HP: 500 Def: 325 Atk: 375 Meat: 176-264	bazookafish bubble gum (42)	bazookafish bubble gum (8)	dull fish scale (n15)	fish bazooka (n2)
Beanbat	HP: 18 Def: 21 Atk: 21 Meat: 28-43	enchanted bean (50)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
Beefy Bodyguard Bat	HP: 25 Def: 25 Atk: 26 Meat: 200-300
Beelephant	HP: [min(200,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(200,MOX+ML)]	bucket of honey (20)	elephant stinger (0)	reflection of a map (c10)
Beer Batter	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Beer Bongadier	HP: 210 Def: 195 Atk: 180 E: sleaze	beer bong (20)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	kick-ass kicks (2)	PADL Phone (2)
Best-Selling Novelist	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Big Creepy Spider	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Meat: 4-6 "Hardly Poisoned at All"	spider web (30)	spider web (20)
Big Meat Golem	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Big Swarm of Ghuol Whelps	E: spooky
Bizarre Construct	HP: 300 Def: 300 Atk: 300	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) (1)
BL Imp	HP: 65 Def: 65 Atk: 65 E: heat Init: 45 Meat: 36-44	imp air (20)
Black Adder	HP: 124 Def: 127 Atk: 129 Meat: 80-120 "Really Quite Poisoned"	adder bladder (30)	black snake skin (15)	sunken eyes (c50)
Black-and-White-Ops Penguin		Crimbuck (0)	grappling hook (c100)	night-vision goggles (0)
Black Panther	HP: 128 Def: 125 Atk: 133 Meat: 120-180	Black No. 2 (20)	broken wings (c50)
Black Pudding	HP: 40 Def: 50 Atk: 50	black pudding (100)	black pudding (100)
Black Widow	HP: 120 Def: 132 Atk: 129 Meat: 40-60 "Really Quite Poisoned"	black pension check (30)	black picnic basket (15)
Blackberry Bush	HP: 136 Def: 127 Atk: 126	blackberry (15)	blackberry (15)	blackberry (15)
Blooper	HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25	white pixel (80)	white pixel (70)	white pixel (60)
Blur	HP: 141 Def: 140 Atk: 136 Meat: 98-143	drum machine (30)	palm frond (10)	hot date (5)	carbonated water lily (10)	Hugo's Weaving Manual (c100)
Boaraffe	HP: 145 Def: 145 Atk: 145 Meat: 83-116	long pork (30)
Bob Racecar	HP: 139 Def: 145 Atk: 138 Meat: 96-138	ketchup hound (35)	leather chaps (15)	mesh cap (15)	stunt nuts (30)	a butt tuba (0)
Bolt-Cuttin' Elf		elf resistance button (100)	handful of headless bolts (c100)	pair of bolt cutters (0)
Bookbat	HP: 55 Def: 49 Atk: 51	tattered scrap of paper (30)
Booth Slime	HP: 150 Def: 140 Atk: 140	vial of blue slime (0)
Booty Crab	HP: 69 Def: 100 Atk: 102 Meat: 286-334 E: sleaze Phys: 25	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty (100)
Booze Giant	HP: 66 Def: 76 Atk: 76	bottle of gin (15)	bottle of rum (15)	bottle of tequila (15)	bottle of vodka (15)	bottle of whiskey (15)	boxed wine (15)
Bow-making Mummy		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Bowling Cricket	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Brainsweeper	HP: 9 Def: 18 Atk: 18 Meat: 29-47	disembodied brain (30)
Breakdancing Raver	HP: 150 Def: 126 Atk: 140	candy necklace (c0)	rave visor (c0)	teddybear backpack (c0)
Bread Golem	HP: 8 Def: 16 Atk: 16 Meat: 26-41	wad of dough (30)
Briefcase Bat	HP: 11 Def: 17 Atk: 17 Meat: 25-37	bat guano (10)	briefcase (40)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
Bronze Chef	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Brutus, the Toga-Clad Lout	HP: 280 Meat: 247-387 E: sleaze	kick-ass kicks (0)	wreath of laurels (100)	white class ring (0)
Bugbear-In-The-Box	HP: 11 Def: 18 Atk: 16 Meat: 12-18	box (20)	bugbear beanie (10)	bugbear bungguard (10)
Bullet Bill	HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25	black pixel (70)	black pixel (70)	black pixel (70)
Bunch of Drunken Rats	HP: 16 Def: 20 Atk: 20	rat whisker (0)	rat whisker (0)	rat appendix (0)	rat appendix (0)	rat appendix (0)
Burly Sidekick	HP: 100 Def: 100 Atk: 100 Init: 80 Meat: 104-156	armgun (9)	cocoa eggshell fragment (30)	mohawk wig (10)	tiny house (30)
Business Hippy	HP: 25 Def: 38 Atk: 38 Meat: 40-60 E: stench	filthy corduroys (10)	filthy knitted dread sack (10)	herbs (20)	reodorant (10)	massive bag of catnip (c100)
Buzzy Beetle	HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20	black pixel (50)	white pixel (50)	red pixel (65)
C. H. U. M.	HP: 215 Def: 255 Atk: 260	bottle of sewage schnapps (0)	C.H.U.M. lantern (0)	C.H.U.M. knife (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	C.H.U.M. chum (p40)
C. H. U. M. Chieftain	HP: 0 Def: 300 Atk: 330	C.H.U.M. knife (0)	bottle of sewage schnapps (0)	bottle of sewage schnapps (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	C.H.U.M. chum (p40)
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative	HP: 330 Atk: 220 Meat: 258-500 ED: stench	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button (100)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	green clay bead (0)
Cactuary	HP: 139 Def: 140 Atk: 137 Meat: 80-120	bit-o-cactus (27)	giant cactus quill (5)	cactus fruit (20)	handful of sand (20)
Carbuncle Top	HP: 70 Def: 70 Atk: 70	hilarious comedy prop (100)
Cargo Crab	HP: 500 Def: 400 Atk: 450 Meat: 160-240	imitation crab crate (n30)
Carnivorous Dill Plant	HP: 180 Def: 200 Atk: 200	dill (30)	dill (30)
Carnivorous Moxie Weed	HP: 56 Def: 66 Atk: 66	moxie weed (30)	giant moxie weed (15)	giant moxie weed (15)
Castle In The Clouds In The Sky	HP: 200 Def: 90 Atk: 75	tiny goth giant (0)
Caveman Frat Boy	HP: 320 Def: 250 Atk: 235 Meat: 40-60 E: sleaze	ovoid leather thing (20)	chunk of rock salt (20)	stone baseball cap (10)
Caveman Frat Pledge	HP: 320 Def: 230 Atk: 255 Meat: 30-50 E: sleaze	stone baseball cap (5)	cup of primitive beer (10)	chunk of rock salt (20)	ovoid leather thing (10)
Caveman Hippy	HP: 280 Def: 240 Atk: 240 E: stench	stone frisbee (20)	dreadlock whip (10)	handful of pine needles (20)	Spanish fly (c25)
Caveman Sorority Girl	HP: 245 Def: 250 Atk: 230 Meat: 40-60 E: sleaze	cup of primitive beer (25)
Cavewomyn Hippy	HP: 260 Def: 230 Atk: 250 E: stench	handful of pine needles (20)	handful of nuts and berries (20)	Spanish fly (c25)
Cement Cobbler Penguin		cement sandals (0)	chunk of cement (c100)	Crimbuck (0)
Chalkdust Wraith	HP: 10 Def: 20 Atk: 20 ED: spooky Phys: 100	handful of hand chalk (100)
Chatty Pirate	HP: 90 Def: 100 Atk: 100 Meat: 52-76
Chester	HP: 8000 Def: 500 Atk: 500 E: sleaze	Chester's bag of candy (0)	Chester's Aquarius medallion (0)	Chester's moustache (0)	Chester's muscle shirt (c0)	Chester's sunglasses (0)	Chester's cutoffs (0)	extra-greasy slider (0)	extra-greasy slider (0)	Chorale of Companionship (0)
CH Imp	HP: 61 Def: 62 Atk: 62 E: heat Init: 45 Meat: 26-36	imp air (25)
Chowder Golem	HP: 9 Def: 18 Atk: 18 Meat: 29-46
Claw-foot Bathtub	HP: 100 Def: 100 Atk: 90	bottle of Monsieur Bubble (25)	fancy bath salts (35)
Cleanly Pirate	HP: 90 Def: 100 Atk: 100 Meat: 49-72	Swabbie&trade; swab (20)	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste (20)	rigging shampoo (c30)
Clingy Pirate	HP: 90 Def: 100 Atk: 100 Meat: 52-78	bit of clingfilm (11)
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer	HP: 40 Def: 30 Atk: 30	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca-Cola c-rations (5)	Cloaca grenade (5)
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier	HP: 35 Def: 30 Atk: 30	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca grenade (5)
Cloaca-Cola Soldier	HP: 30 Def: 30 Atk: 30	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca grenade (5)	lucky lighter (p5)
Cloud of Disembodied Whiskers	HP: 3 Def: 2 Atk: 2	shaving cream (20)
Clubfish	HP: 600 Def: 400 Atk: 350 Meat: 176-264	dull fish scale (n15)	fish stick (n2)
Cluster of Angry Bacteria	HP: 25 Def: 20 Atk: 20	memory of an A (20)	memory of a G (20)
Cobb's Knob Oven	HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20 E: heat	oven mitts (5)	overcookie (20)
Cold Hobo	HP: 500 Def: 350 Atk: 350 E: cold	hobo nickel (c15)	freezin' bindle (0)	Maxing, Relaxing (0)	Blizzards I Have Died In (0)	frigid air mattress (0)
Collapsed Mineshaft Golem	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Completely Different Spider	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Meat: 4-6 "Hardly Poisoned at All"	spider web (25)	spider web (25)
Concert Pianist	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Confused Goth Music Student	HP: 9 Def: 9 Atk: 9	pocket theremin (10)
Conjoined Zmombie	HP: 120 Def: 71 Atk: 79 E: spooky Meat: 224-338	cranberries (29)	cranberries (8)	loose teeth (8)	grateful undead t-shirt (1)
Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Corpulent Zobmie	HP: 50 Def: 55 Atk: 54 E: spooky Meat: 60-90	cranberries (25)	cranberries (15)	loose teeth (10)	Grateful Undead T-shirt (c1)	paranormal ricotta (c0)
Corrosive Algae	HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 25	memory of a C (20)	memory of a T (20)
Count Bakula	HP: 80 Def: 80 Atk: 80 ED: spooky	Talisman of Bakula (100)
Crate	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1
Crazy Bastard	HP: 25 Def: 20 Atk: 20	crazy bastard sword (100)
Creamy Pirate	HP: 90 Def: 100 Atk: 100	creamsicle (20)	cream stout (20)	Oil of Parrrlay (15)	ball polish (c30)
Creepy Clown	HP: 16 Def: 20 Atk: 20 E: spooky Meat: 24-36	acid-squirting flower (10)	clown shoes (10)	foolscap fool's cap (10)	clown skin (10)	big bass drum (4)	polka-dot bow tie (p5)	empty greasepaint tube (b0)
Croqueteer	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 75 Meat: 48	croquet hedgehog (0)	flamingo mallet (0)
Cruel Dust Mote	HP: 100 Def: 75 Atk: 75	boulder (0)
Crusty Hippy	HP: 30 Def: 41 Atk: 41 E: stench	filthy corduroys (5)	filthy knitted dread sack (5)	windchimes (30)	reodorant (5)	hippy bongo (0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Crusty Hippy Jewelry Maker	HP: 30 Def: 41 Atk: 41 E: stench	hemp string (30)	filthy knitted dread sack (3)	reodorant (5)	filthy corduroys (2)	phat turquoise bead (10)	beach glass bead (10)	clay peace-sign bead (10)	hippy bongo (0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Crusty Hippy Vegan Chef	HP: 30 Def: 41 Atk: 41 E: stench	filthy corduroys (3)	filthy knitted dread sack (5)	filthy pestle (10)	herbs (30)	reodorant (5)	hippy bongo (0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Crusty Pirate	HP: 90 Def: 100 Atk: 100 ED: stench Meat: 52-76	barrrnacle (15)	tarrrnish charrrm (10)
Cubist Bull	HP: 110 Def: 105 Atk: 105 Meat: 160-240	broken sword (5)	4-dimensional guitar (5)	non-Euclidean hoof (b0)
Curmudgeonly Pirate	HP: 90 Def: 100 Atk: 100	all-purpose cleaner (25)	curmudgel (5)	grumpy old man charrrm (10)	handful of sawdust (30)	mizzenmast mop (c30)
Cyborg Policeman	HP: 160 Def: 160 Atk: 160	physiostim pill (0)	protein paste (0)
Cyrus the Virus	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000 Phys: 100
Daft punk	HP: 210 Def: 144 Atk: 160
Dairy Goat	HP: 50 Def: 68 Atk: 68 Meat: 40-60	glass of goat's milk (20)	goat cheese (40)	billy idol (b0)
Dairy Ooze	HP: 8 Def: 13 Atk: 13 Meat: 11-15
Danglin' Chad	HP: 325 Meat: 297-342 E: sleaze	Danglin' Chad's loincloth (100)	beer helmet (0)	bejeweled pledge pin (0)	distressed denim pants (0)	kick-ass kicks (0)	white class ring (0)
Deadly Venomtrout	HP: 165 Def: 150 Atk: 150	Trout fang (0)	poisonous caviar (0)
Deadwood Tree	HP: 0	petrified wood (5)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)
Decal-applying Elfborg		iGoogly (10)	LED block (10)	nanofiber cloth (10)	synthetic stuffing (10)	theoretical string (10)	toy hoverpad (10)
Decent Lumberjack	HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35 Meat: 16-24	poutine (30)	disbelief suspenders (10)	jack flapper (10)	manly bloomers (p15)
Decent White Shark	HP: 600 Def: 375 Atk: 425 Meat: 192-288	dull fish scale (n15)	shark cartilage (c10)	shark jumper (c3)	shark tooth (n2)	shark tooth (n1)
Demonic Icebox	HP: 5 Def: 5 Atk: 4 Meat: 4-6	accidental cider (0)	ancient frozen dinner (30)	dire fudgesicle (0)	leftovers of indeterminate origin (40)	hand grenegg (p20)
Demoninja	HP: 48 Def: 30 Atk: 48 E: heat Meat: 40-60	fraudwort (c50)	hot katana blade (30)	ninja hot pants (5)
Dirty Hippy	HP: 30 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: stench	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots (30)	filthy corduroys (5)	reodorant (5)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	hippy bongo (0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Dirty Hippy Jewelry Maker	HP: 30 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: stench	beach glass bead (10)	clay peace-sign bead (10)	filthy corduroys (5)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	hemp string (30)	hippy bongo (0)	phat turquoise bead (10)	reodorant (5)	Spanish fly (c25)
Dirty Hippy Vegan Chef	HP: 30 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: stench	carob chunks (30)	double-barreled sling (0)	filthy knitted dread sack (5)	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix (30)	reodorant (5)	filthy corduroys (2)	filthy pestle (5)	Spanish fly (c25)
Dirty Old Lihc	E: spooky
Dirty Thieving Brigand	HP: 185 Def: 171 Atk: 169 Meat: 800-1200
Disease-In-The-Box	HP: 14 Def: 18 Atk: 18	box (30)	disease (40)
Diving Belle	HP: 750 Def: 500 Atk: 400 E: spooky	diving muff (n3)	salinated mint julep (32)	water-polo mitt (c0)
Dodecapede	HP: 8 Def: 12 Atk: 12 "A Little Bit Poisoned"
Don Crimbo	HP: 1000000 Def: 99999 Atk: 99999 Phys: 100
Doughbat	HP: 8 Def: 14 Atk: 14 EA: sleaze Meat: 17-27	sonar-in-a-biscuit (20)	wad of dough (10)
Dr. Awkward	HP: 200 Atk: 170	Drowsy Sword (n100)	Staff of Fats (n100)	fumble formula (p5)
Drab Bard	HP: 170 Def: 138 Atk: 136 Meat: 66-96	drab sonata (30)	guitar pick (15)	olive (40)
Drowned Sailor	HP: 700 Def: 450 Atk: 400 E: spooky Meat: 120-180	moist sailor's cap (n2)	rusty compass (n2)	rusty speargun (n2)
Drunk Duck	HP: 170 Atk: 165 Meat: 188-216	bottle of gin (0)	bottle of rum (0)	bottle of tequila (0)	bottle of vodka (0)	bottle of whiskey (0)	boxed wine (0)	duct tape (0)
Drunk Goat	HP: 50 Def: 68 Atk: 68 Meat: 36-54	bottle of whiskey (25)	goat beard (5)	billy idol (b0)
Drunken Half-Orc Hobo	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 E: stench	dirty hobo gloves (30)	Mad Train wine (60)	moxie weed (15)	Boozehounds Anonymous token (p10)	hobo gristle (b0)
Drunken Rat	HP: 8 Def: 11 Atk: 10 Meat: 8-12	rat whisker (100)	rat appendix (20)
Drunken Rat King	HP: 30 Def: 40 Atk: 40	rat whisker (0)	rat whisker (0)	rat whisker (0)	rat whisker (0)	rat appendix (0)	rat appendix (0)	rat appendix (0)	tangle of rat tails (0)
Drunken 7-foot Dwarf	HP: 7 Def: 10 Atk: 8	bottle of whiskey (20)	bottle of whiskey (20)
Dyspepsi-Cola General	HP: 40 Def: 30 Atk: 30	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations (5)	Dyspepsi grenade (5)
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight	HP: 35 Def: 30 Atk: 30	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi grenade (5)
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier	HP: 30 Def: 30 Atk: 30	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi grenade (5)	lucky lighter (p5)
Ed the Undying (1)	HP: 256 Atk: 180
Ed the Undying (2)	HP: 256 Atk: 180
Ed the Undying (3)	HP: 128 Atk: 180
Ed the Undying (4)	HP: 64 Atk: 180
Ed the Undying (5)	HP: 32 Atk: 180
Ed the Undying (6)	HP: 16 Atk: 180
Ed the Undying (7)	HP: 8 Atk: 180	Holy MacGuffin (n100)
Edwing Abbidriel	HP: 0	elf resistance button (100)
El Diablo	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Electron Submarine	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Elf Hobo	HP: 40 Def: 30 Atk: 30	bindlestocking (0)	bottle of rum (0)	bottle of tequila (0)	bottle of whiskey (0)	candy cane (0)	Crimbo candied pecan (0)	Crimbo fudge (0)	Crimbo peppermint bark (0)	eggnog (0)	Mad Train wine (0)	sleeping stocking (0)	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (0)	The Joy of Wassailing (0)	white lightning (0)	Wint-O-Fresh mint (s)
Elite Beer Bongadier	HP: 230 Def: 205 Atk: 190 E: sleaze	beer bong (30)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	kick-ass kicks (4)	PADL Phone (3)
Empty Suit of Armor	HP: 120 Def: 115 Atk: 115 ED: spooky	antique greaves (10)	antique helmet (10)	antique spear (10)	antique shield (10)
Endangered Inflatable White Tiger	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Enraged Cow	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Erudite Gremlin	HP: 170 Def: 169 Atk: 171 Meat: 40-60	gremlin juice (3)	molybdenum crescent wrench (c0)
Essence of Interspecies Respect	HP: 50 Def: 25 Atk: 25	essential cameraderie (0)
Essence of Soy	HP: 0	essential soy (0)
Essence of Tofu	HP: 65	essential tofu (0)
Evil Cultist	HP: 70 Def: 50 Atk: 60	memory of a cultist's robe (0)
Evil Olive	HP: 140 Def: 145 Atk: 145	bottle of gin (30)	olive (40)	jumbo olive (10)
Evil spaghetti cult assassin	HP: 115 Def: 95 Atk: 95
Evil spaghetti cult middle-manager	HP: 175 Def: 150 Atk: 150	spaghetti cult mask (0)	spaghetti cult rosary (0)	crystal orb of spirit wrangling (100)	cult memo (100)
Evil spaghetti cult neophyte	HP: 150 Def: 140 Atk: 140	spaghetti cult mask (0)	spaghetti cult rosary (0)
Evil Spaghetti Cult Priest	HP: 21 Def: 22 Atk: 24 Def: 24	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	evil noodles (0)
Evil spaghetti cult technician	HP: 150 Def: 140 Atk: 140	spaghetti cult mask (0)	spaghetti cult rosary (0)
Evil spaghetti cult zealot	HP: 210 Def: 160 Atk: 160
Evil Spaghetti Cultist	HP: 18 Def: 21 Atk: 21	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Evil Trumpet-playing Mariachi	HP: 18 Def: 21 Atk: 21	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Evil Vihuela-playing Mariachi	HP: 21 Def: 24 Atk: 24	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	evil vihuela (0)
eXtreme Cross-Country Hippy	HP: 65 Def: 73 Atk: 73 E: stench	eXtreme mittens (5)	eXtreme scarf (10)	Mountain Stream soda (30)	enchanted handwarmer (p5)
eXtreme Orcish Snowboarder	HP: 65 Def: 74 Atk: 74 Meat: 32-48 E: sleaze	eXtreme mittens (5)	Mountain Stream soda (30)	snowboarder pants (10)	enchanted handwarmer (p5)
eXtreme Sports Orcs	HP: 30 Def: 38 Atk: 38 E: sleaze Meat: 24-36	eXtreme mittens (4)	Mountain Stream soda (40)	Orcish baseball cap (10)	Orcish cargo shorts (10)	ultimate ultimate frisbee (10)	hang glider (c100)
Fallen Archfiend	HP: 50 Def: 50 Atk: 50 E: heat Meat: 36-54	evil golden arch (30)	infernal insoles (10)
Fan Slime	HP: 150 Def: 140 Atk: 140	vial of yellow slime (66)
Fancy Bath Slug	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Fearsome Wacken	HP: 200 Def: 90 Atk: 90	Crazyleg's razor (1000)
Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies	HP: 82 Def: 75 Atk: 75 E: spooky
Ferocious Bugbear	HP: 5 Atk: 3 Def: 3 Meat: 16-24	bugbear beanie (20)	bugbear bungguard (20)
Fiendish Can of Asparagus	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 E: stench Meat: 4-6	asparagus knife (20)	stalk of asparagus (40)	razor-sharp can lid (40)	shredded can label (b0)
Figure-Skating Duck	HP: 186 Def: 172 Atk: 179 Meat: 139-171 E: cold	frozen feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Filthworm Drone	HP: 185 Def: 167 Atk: 167 Init: 50 Meat: 56-84 E: stench	filthworm drone scent gland (10)
Filthworm Royal Guard	HP: 190 Def: 169 Atk: 169 Init: 50 Meat: 80-120 E: stench	filthworm royal guard scent gland (10)
Filthy Hippy	HP: 30 Def: 39 Atk: 39 E: stench	decorative fountain (30)	filthy corduroys (2)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	patchouli incense stick (30)	tambourine bells (15)	reodorant (5)	double-barreled sling (0)	greasy dreadlock (b0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Filthy Hippy Jewelry Maker	HP: 30 Def: 39 Atk: 39 E: stench	phat turquoise bead (10)	reodorant (5)	filthy corduroys (2)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	hemp string (30)	beach glass bead (10)	clay peace-sign bead (10)	patchouli incense stick (30)	double-barreled sling (0)	greasy dreadlock (b0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Filthy Hippy Vegan Chef	HP: 30 Def: 39 Atk: 39 E: stench	tambourine bells (10)	wad of tofu (30)	reodorant (5)	filthy corduroys (2)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	filthy pestle (5)	patchouli incense stick (30)	double-barreled sling (0)	greasy dreadlock (b0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Fire-Breathing Duck	HP: 190 Def: 170 Atk: 177 Meat: 142-200 E: heat	flaming feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Fisherfish	HP: 650 Def: 475 Atk: 550 Meat: 240-360	glowing esca (n3)	halibut (c3)	rough fish scale (n3)
Five Skeleton Invaders	HP: 150 Def: 150 Atk: 150 Init: 50	bone chips (30)	bone chips (20)	bone chips (10)	bone chips (0)	bone chips (0)
Flame-Broiled Meat Blob	HP: 2 Def: 2 Atk: 2 E: heat Meat: 4-7	meat paste (40)	meat paste (40)	meat paste (40)
Flaming Samurai	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Flaming Troll	HP: 73 Def: 83 Atk: 83 Meat: 32-48	flaming talons (10)	Trollhouse cookies (40)
Fleaman	HP: 80 Def: 75 Atk: 85	black pixel (0)	brown pixel (0)	brown pixel (0)
Flint-Scraping Cave Elf		rock (15)	stick (10)	stick (5)
Floating Platter of Hors D'Oeuvres	HP: 120 Def: 110 Atk: 110 ED: spooky	dehydrated caviar (30)	desiccated apricot (30)	flute of flat champagne (30)	hors d 'oeuvre tray (4)
Flock of seagulls	HP: 0
Flock of Stab-Bats	HP: 155 Def: 148 Atk: 155 Meat: 51-80	bat wing (30)	batblade (25)	batgut (30)
Fluffy Bunny	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Meat: 7-9	bunny liver (0)
Forest Spirit	HP: 3 Def: 2 Atk: 2	forest tears (30)
Four Skeleton Invaders	HP: 110 Def: 110 Atk: 110 Init: 65	bone chips (30)	bone chips (20)	bone chips (10)	bone chips (0)
Frat Warrior Drill Sergeant	HP: 202 Atk: 175 E: sleaze	distressed denim pants (10)	bejeweled pledge pin (10)	beer helmet (10)
French Guard turtle	HP: 140 Def: 140 Atk: 140	guard turtle shell (0)	guard turtle collar (0)
Frog	HP: [3] Def: [3] Atk: [3] Meat: 8-12	squashed frog (100)
Frosty	HP: 350 Def: 500 Atk: 500 E: cold	Benetton's Medley of Diversity (0)	Frosty's frosty mug (0)	Frosty's arm (0)	Frosty's carrot (0)	Frosty's iceball (0)	Frosty's nailbat (0)	Frosty's old silk hat (0)	Frosty's snowball sack (0)
Frozen Duck	HP: 180 Def: 178 Atk: 170 Meat: 125-152 E: cold	frozen feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Fruit Golem	HP: 46 Def: 56 Atk: 56	cherry (15)	orange (15)	lime (15)
Funk Particle	HP: 80 Def: 75 Atk: 85	fat bottom quark (0)
Funk Sole Brother	HP: 400 Def: 350 Atk: 300 Meat: 160-240	dull fish scale (n15)	slick fish meat (n5)
Fur Tree	HP: 0	petrified wood (5)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)	wolfman mask (20)
Furry Giant	HP: 150 Def: 135 Atk: 135 Meat: 120-180 EA: sleaze	furry fur (35)	disturbing fanfic (30)	wolf mask (10)
G Imp	HP: 46 Def: 46 Atk: 46 E: heat Meat: 24-36	hot wing (30)	Imp Ale (30)	leather mask (5)
Gang of Hobo Muggers	HP: 3000 Def: 1000 Atk: 800
Ganger	HP: 800 Def: 400 Atk: 375 Meat: 192-288	dull fish scale (n15)	ganger bandana (n3)	temporary teardrop tattoo (c9)
Gargantulihc	HP: 134 Def: 73 Atk: 77 E: spooky	lihc eye (0)	lihc eye (0)	lihc face (0)
Gaudy Pirate	HP: 120 Def: 140 Atk: 140	costume sword (5)	enormous hoop earring (10)	gold lam&eacute; pants (5)	gaudy key (c100)
Gaunt Ghuol	HP: 50 Def: 56 Atk: 55 E: spooky Meat: 18-24	ghuol ears (20)	ghuol egg (20)
Gelatinous Cube	HP: 6 Atk: 3 Def: 3 Meat: 20-30	Orcish meat locker (25)	rusty metal ring (25)	rusty metal shaft (25)
Generic Duck	HP: 180 Atk: 168 Def: 168 Meat: 70-80
Ghastly Organist	HP: 120 Def: 110 Atk: 110	opera mask (20)
Ghost	HP: 80 Def: 75 Atk: 75	white pixel (0)	white pixel (0)	white pixel (0)	white pixel (0)	white pixel (0)
Ghost Miner	HP: 31 Def: 30 Atk: 31 E: spooky Phys: 100	bubblewrap ore (10)	bubblewrap ore (10)	cardboard ore (10)	cardboard ore (10)	styrofoam ore (10)	styrofoam ore (10)
Ghostly Pickle Factory Worker	HP: 180 Def: 196 Atk: 196	ghost cucumber (30)	ghost cucumber (30)
Ghuol	HP: 10 Def: 18 Atk: 19 E: spooky Meat: 30-36	ghuol egg (25)	ghuol ears (25)
Giant Bee	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Giant Bird-Creature	HP: 90 Def: 90 Atk: 100
Giant Desktop Globe	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Giant Fried Egg	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Giant Giant Giant Centipede	HP: 142 Def: 138 Atk: 142 Meat: 120-180	centipede eggs (20)	handful of sand (25)	handful of sand (15)
Giant Giant Moth	HP: 11 Def: 15 Atk: 16
Giant Jungle Python	HP: 100 Def: 90 Atk: 90
Giant Octopus	HP: 90 Def: 100 Atk: 90
Giant Pair of Tweezers	HP: 8 Def: 18 Atk: 16
Giant Sandworm	HP: 200 Def: 185 Atk: 175 Meat: 200-300	spices (10)	spices (10)	spices (10)	spice melange (n0)
Giant Skeelton	HP: 130 Def: 73 Atk: 77 E: spooky	skeleton bone (0)	skeleton bone (0)	skeleton bone (0)
Giant Spider	HP: 90 Def: 90 Atk: 90
Giant Squid	HP: 800 Def: 450 Atk: 500 Meat: 240-360	ink bladder (n30)
Giant Swarm of Ghuol Whelps	E: spooky
Giant Zombie Goldfish	HP: 260 Def: 250 Atk: 255	decaying goldfish liver (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	sewer nuggets (0)
Gift-wrapping Vampire		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Glass of Orange Juice	HP: 330 Atk: 220 Meat: 327-500 E: stench	green clay bead (100)	orange peel hat (100)	bullet-proof corduroys (0)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	round purple sunglasses (0)
Gluttonous Ghuol	HP: 50 Def: 56 Atk: 55 E: spooky Meat: 24-38	ghuol ears (10)	ghuol egg (10)	ghuol guolash (20)	huge spoon (5)
Gnarly Gnome	HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35	clockwork key (n5)	clockwork key (n5)	flange (5)
Gnasty Gnome	HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35	clockwork key (n5)	clockwork key (n5)	flange (5)
Gnefarious Gnome	HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35	sprocket (15)	cog (15)	flange (5)
Gnollish Bodybuilder	HP: 5 Def: 10 Atk: 10 EA: sleaze Meat: 17-26	gnoll teeth (5)	gnoll lips (5)
Gnollish Crossdresser	HP: 5 Def: 11 Atk: 11 E: sleaze EA: sleaze Meat: 19-28	gnoll teeth (5)	frilly skirt (25)	maiden wig (25)	frilly shirt (c5)
Gnollish Flyslayer	HP: 5 Def: 10 Atk: 10 Meat: 17-26	gnoll teeth (5)	gnoll lips (5)	Gnollish flyswatter (25)
Gnollish Gearhead	HP: 5 Def: 10 Atk: 10 Meat: 17-26	Gnollish toolbox (75)	gnoll lips (5)	oily rag (b0)
Gnollish Piebaker	HP: 6 Def: 13 Atk: 13 Meat: 22-34	Gnollish pie server (25)	Gnollish pie tin (50)	wad of dough (50)	skewer (50)
Gnollish Plungermaster	HP: 6 Def: 13 Atk: 13 Meat: 22-34	Gnollish plunger (25)	gnoll lips (5)	gnoll teeth (5)
Gnollish Sorceress	HP: 5 Def: 11 Atk: 11 Meat: 19-28	gnoll teeth (5)	gnoll lips (5)
Gnollish Tirejuggler	HP: 6 Def: 12 Atk: 12 Meat: 21-30	gnoll teeth (5)	gnoll lips (5)	tires (100)
Gnollish War Chef	HP: 9 Def: 15 Atk: 14 Meat: 20-28	Gnollish slotted spoon (28)	knoll mushroom (50)	knoll mushroom (50)	skewer (50)
Gnomester Blomester	HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35	cog (15)	spring (15)	flange (5)
Gnu Jack Gnome	HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35	sprocket (15)	spring (15)	flange (5)
Goomba	HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20	black pixel (50)	red pixel (80)	white pixel (50)
Gorgolok, the Demonic Hellseal	HP: 400 Def: 200 Atk: 200 Phys: 40
Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal	HP: 220 Def: 170 Atk: 170
Goth Giant	HP: 150 Def: 130 Atk: 130 Meat: 120-180	awful poetry journal (30)	thin black candle (30)	Warm Subject gift certificate (30)
Grass Elemental	HP: 50 Def: 60 Atk: 60	leaf of grass (0)
Grassy Pirate	HP: 120 Def: 140 Atk: 140	grassy cutlass (10)
Grave Rober	HP: 12 Def: 22 Atk: 23	coffin lid (2)	dead guy's watch (5)	grave robbing shovel (50)	shysterweed (c0)
Grave Rober Zmobie	HP: 50 Def: 59 Atk: 58 E: spooky Meat: 40-60	coffin lid (3)	dead guy's watch (10)	loose teeth (10)	rusty grave robbing shovel (10)	paranormal ricotta (c0)	shysterweed (c0)
Greasy Duck	HP: 185 Def: 180 Atk: 173 Meat: 132-170 E: sleaze	flirtatious feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Green Ops Soldier	HP: 250 Def: 200 Atk: 200 E: stench "Toad In The Hole"	communications windchimes (3)	gas balloon (17)	gas balloon (3)	green clay bead (30)	green smoke bomb (6)	green smoke bomb (3)	henna face paint (8)	round green sunglasses (5)
Gritty Pirate	HP: 120 Def: 140 Atk: 140	true grit (30)
Groovy Pirate	HP: 120 Def: 140 Atk: 140	buoybottoms (10)
Group of cultists	HP: 75 Def: 70 Atk: 80	memory of a cultist's robe (0)
Grouper Groupie	HP: 500 Def: 350 Atk: 350	groupie bra (0)	groupie lipstick (0)	groupie spangles (c0)
Grungy Pirate	HP: 120 Def: 140 Atk: 140	acoustic guitarrr (20)	grungy bandana (10)	grungy flannel shirt (c5)
Guard Bugbear	HP: 6 Def: 12 Atk: 12 Meat: 20-28	bugbear beanie (25)	bugbear bungguard (25)
Guard turtle	HP: 140 Def: 140 Atk: 140	guard turtle shell (0)	guard turtle collar (0)
Guy with a Pitchfork, and his Wife	HP: 120 Def: 110 Atk: 109 Meat: 80-120	pitchfork (5)
Handsome Mariachi	HP: 15 Def: 17 Atk: 17 Meat: 4-6	bottle of tequila (30)	chorizo taco (20)	handsomeness potion (20)
Hangman's Tree	HP: 0	petrified wood (5)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)
Haunted Soup Tureen	HP: 21 Def: 24 Atk: 24	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	turtle soup (0)
Heavy Kegtank	HP: 300 Atk: 180 E: sleaze Phys: 50	meat engine (6)	PADL Phone (5)	sake bomb (12)	sake bomb (3)
Heimandatz, Nacho Golem	HP: 150 Def: 115 Atk: 115 Init: 60	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Heimandatz's heart (100)	friendly cheez blob (100)
Hellion	HP: 52 Def: 52 Atk: 52 E: heat	Hellion cube (30)	unstable quark (p20)
Hellseal guardian	HP: 210 Def: 160 Atk: 160	hellseal whisker (0)	hellseal whisker (0)	hellseal claw (0)	hellseal claw (0)
Hellseal pup	HP: 85 Def: 85 Atk: 85	hellseal whisker (0)	hellseal claw (0)
High Priest of Ki'rhuss	HP: 110 Def: 110 Atk: 110
Hobelf	HP: 500 Def: 350 Atk: 350	bindlestocking (0)	hobo nickel (c15)	sleeping stocking (0)	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (0)	The Joy of Wassailing (0)
Hockey Elemental	HP: 40 Def: 65 Atk: 65	hockey stick of furious angry rage (100)
Hodgman, The Hoboverlord	HP: 25000 Def: 750 Atk: 750	Hodgman's bow tie (0)	Hodgman's porkpie hat (0)	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants (0)	Hodgman's almanac (0)	Hodgman's lucky sock (0)	Hodgman's metal detector (0)	Hodgman's varcolac paw (0)	Hodgman's harmonica (0)	Hodgman's garbage sticker (0)	Hodgman's cane (0)	Hodgman's whackin' stick (0)	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat (0)	Hodgman's imaginary hamster (0)	hobo fortress blueprints (0)	stuffed Hodgman (0)	Hodgman's blanket (0)	tin cup of mulligan stew (0)	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times (0)	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics (0)	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin (0)	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top (0)
Hostile Amoeba	HP: 20 Def: 25 Atk: 20	memory of an A (20)	memory of a C (20)
Hot Hobo	HP: 500 Def: 350 Atk: 350 E: heat	bed of coals (0)	hobo nickel (c15)	flamin' bindle (0)	Tales from the Fireside (0)	Kissin' Cousins (0)
Huge Ghuol	HP: 129 Def: 71 Atk: 79 Meat: 258-344 E: spooky	ghuol ears (0)	ghuol egg (0)
Hulking Construct	HP: 100000 Def: 500 Atk: 500 Phys: 100	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) (1)
Hung-over Half-Orc Hobo	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 E: stench	dirty hobo gloves (30)	Mad Train wine (60)	moxie weed (15)	Boozehounds Anonymous token (p10)	hobo gristle (b0)
Hunter-Gatherer Cave Elf		tooth (15)	tooth (5)
Hunting Seal	HP: 110 Def: 95 Atk: 95
Hustled Spectre	HP: 35 Atk: 25	cube of billiard chalk (100)
Hypnotist of Hey Deze	HP: 80 Def: 50 Atk: 50	hypnodisk (100)
Ice Cube	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Ice Skate	HP: 600 Def: 400 Atk: 400 Meat: 80-120	collapsible baton (0)	skate blade (0)	skate skin (0)	spangly unitard (0)
Iiti Kitty	HP: 150 Def: 165 Atk: 165	leathery cat skin (30)	unidentified jerky (10)	ancient Magi-Wipes (50)	ancient vinyl coin purse (20)	mummy wrapping (20)	Iiti Kitty phone charm (10)	crumbling rat skull (c0)
Industrious Construct	HP: 300 Def: 300 Atk: 350	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) (1)
Infernal Seal Larva	HP: 18 Def: 21 Atk: 21	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Infernal Seal Spawn	HP: 21 Def: 24 Atk: 24	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	seal eyeball (0)
Infinite Meat Bug	HP: 50 Def: 45 Atk: 45	incredibly dense meat gem (100)
Inkubus	HP: 58 Def: 58 Atk: 58 Init: 35 E: heat Meat: 45-55	bus pass (15)
Irate Mariachi	HP: 17 Def: 20 Atk: 20 Meat: 4-6	bottle of tequila (35)	irate sombrero (20)	mariachi G-string (30)	half-sized guitar (20)
Irritating Series of Random Encounters	HP: 110 Def: 105 Atk: 105 Init: 80 Meat: 112-168	cocoa eggshell fragment (20)	soft green echo eyedrop antidote (20)	tiny house (20)
Jailbait Orquette	HP: 80 Def: 50 Atk: 40 E: sleaze	orquette's phone number (c100)
Jamfish	HP: 750 Def: 400 Atk: 400 "Majorly Poisoned"	jamfish jam (n5)	jellyfish gel (c10)	seaweed (n5)
Jocko Homo	HP: 150 Def: 115 Atk: 115	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Jocko Homo's head (100)	unusual disco ball (100)
Jungle Baboon	HP: 50 Def: 60 Atk: 50	banana peel (0)	glass of baboon milk (0)
Jungle Scabie	HP: 1000 Def: 90 Atk: 90	big glob of skin (0)
Juvenile Delinquent Orquette	HP: 100 Def: 50 Atk: 50 E: sleaze	orquette's phone number (c100)
Keese	HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25	blue pixel (70)	blue pixel (70)	blue pixel (70)
Killer Clownfish	HP: 700 Def: 500 Atk: 500 E: sleaze Meat: 240-360	high-pressure seltzer bottle (n25)	midget clownfish (c1)	rough fish scale (n5)
Knight (Snake)	HP: 130 Def: 115 Atk: 115	serpentine sword (5)	snake shield (5)
Knight (Wolf)	HP: 130 Def: 115 Atk: 115	lupine sword (5)	snarling wolf shield (5)
Knight in White Satin	HP: 21 Def: 36 Atk: 38 Meat: 24-39	white sword (15)	white satin pants (15)	white satin shield (8)	white lint (b0)
Knob Goblin Assistant Chef	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 2 Meat: 7-9	chef's hat (35)	Knob Goblin tongs (10)	Knob Goblin pants (5)
Knob Goblin Barbecue Team	HP: 2 Def: 2 Atk: 2 E: heat Meat: 8-12	bowl of cottage cheese (60)	Knob Goblin pants (5)	Knob Goblin tongs (20)	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce (p20)	bloodstained briquette (b0)
Knob Goblin Accountant	HP: 20 Def: 22 Atk: 22	flimsy clipboard (15)	meat stack (25)
Knob Goblin Alchemist	HP: 45 Def: 40 Atk: 40	half-baked potion (25)	philosopher's scone (15)
Knob Goblin Bean Counter	HP: 20 Def: 24 Atk: 24 Meat: 48-72	hill of beans (50)	Knob Goblin visor (5)	stolen office supplies (10)	bundle of receipts (b0)
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain	HP: 35 Def: 30 Atk: 30 Meat: 240-360	Knob Goblin elite helm (100)	Knob Goblin elite pants (100)	Knob Goblin elite polearm (100)
Knob Goblin Elite Guard	HP: 30 Def: 31 Atk: 25 Meat: 40-60	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau (15)	Knob Goblin elite helm (10)	Knob Goblin elite pants (10)	Knob Goblin elite shirt (10)	knob bugle (10)
Knob Goblin Embezzler	HP: 20 Def: 24 Atk: 24 Meat: 400-600	meat stack (0)	bundle of receipts (b0)
Knob Goblin Harem Girl	HP: 20 Def: 25 Atk: 25 E: sleaze	disease (10)	Knob Goblin harem veil (20)	Knob Goblin harem pants (20)	finger cymbals (5)	harem girl t-shirt (c2)	swindleblossom (c0)
Knob Goblin Harem Guard	HP: 20 Def: 25 Atk: 25	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar (10)	Knob nuts (15)
Knob Goblin MBA	HP: 20 Def: 25 Atk: 25 Meat: 56-84	baggie of powdered sugar (15)	meat stack (25)	meat stack (5)
Knob Goblin Mad Scientist	HP: 25 Def: 40 Atk: 40 Meat: 32-48	Knob Goblin love potion (10)	Knob Goblin seltzer (15)	Knob Goblin steroids (10)	broken petri dish (b0)
Knob Goblin Madam	HP: 30 Def: 25 Atk: 30	Knob Goblin perfume (25)	whalebone corset (15)
Knob Goblin Master Chef	HP: 20 Def: 22 Atk: 22 Meat: 24-36	dry noodles (15)	Knob Goblin spatula (15)	Knob mushroom (15)	spices (15)
Knob Goblin Mutant	HP: 43 Def: 53 Atk: 53 Meat: 46-50
Knob Goblin Poseur	HP: 5 Atk: 4 Def: 4 Meat: 16-24	dope gangsta bling-bling (10)	out-of-tune biwa (10)	terrible poem (20)
Knob Goblin Sous Chef	HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20 Meat: 16-24	Knob Goblin spatula (7)	Knob sausage (15)	tomato (15)	wad of dough (15)
Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist	HP: 30 Def: 45 Atk: 45 Meat: 36-57	Knob Goblin melon baller (5)	Knob Goblin seltzer (15)	Knob Goblin superseltzer (15)	scrumptious reagent (25)	bunch of square grapes (c19)	smudged alchemical recipe (p5)	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key (c0)	Subject 37 file (c0)	broken petri dish (b0)
Knott Slanding	HP: 0 E: cold Meat: 970-1335	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield (100)
Knott Yeti	HP: 90 Def: 103 Atk: 105 E: cold Meat: 168-234	yeti fur (30)
Koopa Troopa	HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20	black pixel (50)	green pixel (80)	white pixel (50)
L Imp	HP: 44 Def: 44 Atk: 44 E: heat Meat: 24-36	Imp Ale (30)	cast (30)	flaming crutch (30)
Lamz0r N00b	HP: 69 Def: 79 Atk: 79 Meat: 24-36	33398 scroll (30)	draggin' ball hat (10)	plastic guitar (10)	Nardz energy beverage (p30)
Large Kobold	HP: 60 Def: 50 Atk: 57	ring of aggravate monster (15)	small box (40)	worthless piece of yellow glass (b0)
Larry of the Field of Signs	HP: 0 Atk: 70	observational glasses (100)
Larval Filthworm	HP: 180 Def: 165 Atk: 165 Init: 50 Meat: 41-60 E: stench	filthworm hatchling scent gland (10)
Lemon-In-The-Box	HP: 12 Def: 17 Atk: 17	box (20)	lemon (50)
Lesser Fruit Golem	HP: 9 Def: 18 Atk: 18	grapefruit (15)	grapes (15)	lemon (15)	orange (15)	strawberry (15)
Lihc	HP: 11 Def: 19 Atk: 20 ED: spooky EA: spooky EA: sleaze Meat: 29-43	lihc eye (30)
Liquid Metal Robot	HP: 160 Def: 160 Atk: 140	physiostim pill (0)	pool of liquid metal (0)	essence of cold (c100)
Lobsterfrogman	HP: 190 Def: 169 Atk: 171 Meat: 78	barrel of gunpowder (100)
Lonely Construct	HP: 350 Def: 350 Atk: 300	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) (1)
Loose Coalition of Yetis, Snowmen, and Goats	HP: 100 Def: 80 Atk: 80	six tiny wedges of goat cheese (0)	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker (c100)
Lord Spookyraven	HP: 200 Def: 165 Atk: 170 ED: spooky	Eye of Ed (100)	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet (100)
Lounge Lizardfish	HP: 550 Def: 700 Atk: 400 Meat: 160-240	amber aviator shades (n5)	hair of the fish (c7)	rough fish scale (n4)	slug of shochu (21)
lowercase B	HP: 70 Def: 53 Atk: 58	left parenthesis (15)
lowercase H	HP: 75 Def: 55 Atk: 59	left bracket (15)	left parenthesis (20)	percent sign (25)
lowercase K	HP: 60 Def: 50 Atk: 57	equal sign (15)	left parenthesis (40)
Lumberjack Supervisor	HP: 40 Def: 40 Atk: 40 Meat: 24-36	balaclava (5)	balaclava baklava (25)
Lumberjill	HP: 36 Def: 36 Atk: 36 Meat: 16-24	Blatantly Canadian (30)	maple syrup (30)	supportive bra (c20)
Lumberjuan	HP: 35 Def: 35 Atk: 35 Meat: 16-24	los chinos (5)	leaflet (15)	wooden axe (5)
Lumpy, the Demonic Sauceblob	HP: 500 Def: 200 Atk: 200 Init: 100 Phys: 25
Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob	HP: 260 Def: 185 Atk: 185 Init: 90 Phys: 40
Mad Bugbears	HP: 13 Def: 17 Atk: 16
Mad Flagellate	HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 25	memory of a G (20)	memory of a T (20)
MagiMechTech MechaMech	HP: 100 Def: 120 Atk: 120	photoprotoneutron torpedo (30)	metallic A (30)	glowing red eye (16)	oversized pizza cutter (8)	magilaser blastercannon (10)	burned-out arcanodiode (b0)
Magic Dragonfish	HP: 750 Def: 400 Atk: 500 Meat: 160-240	rough fish scale (n4)	seaweed (n5)	dragonfish caviar (n5)
Malevolent Crop Circle	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Malevolent Hair Clog	HP: 85 Def: 90 Atk: 95 ED: spooky	gob of wet hair (40)
Malevolent Magnetic Field	HP: 100 Def: 85 Atk: 75	bottle of gin (0)
Man-Eating Plant	HP: 10 Def: 9 Atk: 7
Mariachi Bandolero	HP: 116 Atk: 94
Mariachi Bruiser	HP: 210 Def: 160 Atk: 160	spangly mariachi pants (0)	spangly mariachi vest (0)	spangly sombrero (0)
Mariachi Calavera	HP: 30 Def: 22 Atk: 22	bottle of tequila (30)	marzipan skull (30)	calavera concertina (p5)	callused fingerbone (b0)
Mayonnaise Wasp	HP: 11 Def: 17 Atk: 17 "A Little Bit Poisoned"
Me4t BegZ0r	HP: 77 Def: 87 Atk: 87	meat vortex (100)
Mean Drunk Duck	HP: 184 Def: 175 Atk: 180 Meat: 174-229	bottle of vodka (20)	bottle of tequila (20)	bottle of whiskey (20)	duct tape (5)
Medusa	HP: 80 Def: 85 Atk: 75	blue pixel (0)	white pixel (0)	white pixel (0)
Menacing Construct	HP: 400 Def: 350 Atk: 400	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) (1)
Menacing Lawn Gnome	HP: 75 Def: 50 Atk: 50	machetito (0)	pointy red hat (0)
Menacing Thug	HP: 65 Def: 55 Atk: 55
Mer-kin Burglar	HP: 650 Def: 800 Atk: 650 Meat: 200-300	Mer-kin foodbucket (n6)	Mer-kin hidepaint (n10)	Mer-kin sneakmask (n2)	Mer-kin takebag (n2)
Mer-kin Diver	HP: 700 Def: 475 Atk: 475 Meat: 160-240	Mer-kin foodbucket (n15)	Mer-kin hookspear (n2)	Mer-kin pressureglobe (n9)	Mer-kin thingpouch (n25)
Mer-kin Healer	HP: 600 Def: 600 Atk: 650 Meat: 120-180	Mer-kin foodbucket (n5)	Mer-kin healscroll (n25)	Mer-kin prayerbeads (n5)	Mer-kin thingpouch (n15)
Mer-kin Miner	HP: 750 Def: 450 Atk: 450 Meat: 160-240	Mer-kin food bucket (n5)	Mer-kin digpick (n10)	Mer-kin thingpouch (n25)
Mer-kin Raider	HP: 800 Def: 650 Atk: 750 Meat: 200-300	Mer-kin breastplate (c2)	Mer-kin foodbucket (n10)	Mer-kin hookspear (n2)	Mer-kin roundshield (n2)
Mer-kin Scavenger	HP: 600 Def: 450 Atk: 450 Meat: 160-240	Mer-kin hookspear (n2)	Mer-kin takebag (n4)	Mer-kin thingpouch (n25)
Mer-kin Tippler	HP: 750 Def: 400 Atk: 600 Meat: 160-240	Alewife&trade; Ale (40)	Mer-kin foodbucket (n5)	Mer-kin pinkslip (n5)	slug of vodka (21)
Mesmerizing Penguin		Crimbuck (0)	pocketwatch on a chain (0)	spiraling shape (c100)
Mimic	HP: 70 Def: 65 Atk: 65	dead mimic (n100)
Mimic (Bottom 2 Rows)	HP: 25 Def: 15 Atk: 15
Mimic (Middle 2 Rows)	HP: 35 Def: 25 Atk: 25
Mimic (Top 2 Rows)	HP: 45 Def: 35 Atk: 35
Mind Flayer	HP: 75 Def: 55 Atk: 59	mind flayer corpse (25)	cornuthaum (15)	large box (20)
Mine Crab	HP: 850 Def: 600 Atk: 700 Meat: 200-300	live nautical mine (n20)
Mob Penguin Arsonist		Crimbuck	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
Mob Penguin Caporegime		Crimbuck	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
Mob Penguin Demolitionist		Crimbuck 	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
Mob Penguin Enforcer		patent leather shoes (0)
Mob Penguin Goon		Crimbuck	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
# Mob Penguin Goon		penguin thesaurus (0)
Mob Penguin hitman	HP: 90 Def: 75 Atk: 75 Meat: 200-220	kneecapping stick (0)
Mob Penguin Hitpenguin		canteen of wine (0)	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick (0)
Mob Penguin Kneecapper		Crimbuck	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
Mob Penguin Psychopath		knuckle sandwich (0)	psycho sweater (c0)
Mob Penguin Racketeer		gray bow tie (0)
Mob Penguin Smasher		chunk of depleted Grimacite (0)	kneecapping stick (0)	penguin skin (0)
Mob Penguin Smith		chunk of depleted Grimacite (0)	iron pasta spoon (0)	scroll of pasta summoning (0)
Mob Penguin Supervisor		chunk of depleted Grimacite (0)	mafia aria (0)	Mob Penguin cellular phone (0)	support cummerbund (0)
Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge	HP: 300 Atk: 180 E: stench Phys: 50	communications windchimes (3)	didgeridooka (33)	gas balloon (20)
Modern Zmobie	E: spooky
Monkey Wrenchin' Elf		elf resistance button (100)	throwing wrench (0)	wrench handle (c100)
Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV	HP: 240 Meat: 174-215 E: sleaze	white class ring (0)	natty blue ascot (100)	distressed denim pants (0)	bejeweled pledge pin (0)	kick-ass kicks (0)
Mother hellseal	HP: 157	burst hellseal brain (c0)	shredded hellseal hide (c0)	torn hellseal sinew (c0)	hellseal brain (c0)	hellseal hide (c0)	hellseal sinew (c0)	hellseal whisker (c0)	hellseal claw (c0)
Mother Slime	HP: 2950 Atk: 11000 EA: slime
Mounted Lawn Gnome	HP: 95 Def: 60 Atk: 60	pointy red hat (0)	lawnmower blade (0)	grass clippings (0)
Mowing Lawn Gnome	HP: 85 Def: 55 Atk: 55	lawnmower blade (0)	grass clippings (0)	pointy red hat (0)
Mutant Circuit-Soldering Elf		elven moonshine (0)	miniature antlers (0)
Mutant Cookie-Baking Elf		festive holiday hat (0)
Mutant Doll-Dressing Elf		cheap elven gloves (0)
Mutant Gift-Wrapping Elf		elven socks (0)
Mutant Whistle-Carving Elf		elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread (0)	elven whittling knife (0)
Naughty Sorority Nurse	HP: 160 Def: 175 Atk: 170 ED: sleaze	energy drink IV (27)	gauze garter (25)	gauze garter (16)	kick-ass kicks (2)	PADL Phone (3)
Neil	HP: 325 Atk: 200 ED: stench Meat: 182-187	bullet-proof corduroys (0)	green clay bead (0)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	longhaired hippy wig (100)	reinforced beaded headband (0)
Neptune, the Dog that Is a Respected Equal and Not a Pet	HP: 80 Def: 40 Atk: 45	respected companion biscuit (0)
Neptune, the Dog that Is a Respected Equal and Not a Pet Cast Member	HP: 100 Def: 65 Atk: 65	respected companion biscuit (0)
Neptune Flytrap	HP: 700 Def: 400 Atk: 450 "Really Quite Poisoned"	flytrap pellet (n30)	water-polo cap (c0)	wriggling flytrap pellet (c0)
Newt	HP: [3] Def: [3] Atk: [3] Meat: 8-12	eye of newt (100)
Next-Generation Frat Boy	HP: 200 Atk: 190 Meat: 150-200 E: sleaze	beaten-up Chucks (100)	white class ring (100)	kick-ass kicks (0)	beer helmet (0)	distressed denim pants (0)
Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks)	HP: 70 Def: 85 Atk: 85 ED: cold	frigid ninja stars (20)	rice bowl (5)	chopsticks (5)	coal button (b0)
Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask)	HP: 70 Def: 85 Atk: 85 E: cold	cold ninja mask (10)	frigid ninja stars (20)	frozen nunchaku (5)	icy katana hilt (15)	coal button (b0)
Ninja Snowman Janitor	HP: 70 Def: 90 Atk: 80 ED: cold	frigid ninja stars (20)	ninja mop (5)	pail (10)	coal button (b0)
Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster	HP: 80 Def: 90 Atk: 90 ED: cold	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon (5)	frigid ninja stars (20)	frozen nunchaku (5)	frigid hanky&#363; (0)	frigid mote (p5)	coal button (b0)
Normal Hobo	HP: 400 Def: 300 Atk: 300	hobo nickel (c15)	Mr. Joe's bangles (0)	corncob pipe (0)	panhandle panhandling hat (0)	frayed rope belt (0)	cup of infinite pencils (0)	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign (0)	lucky bottlecap (0)	rusty piece of rebar (0)
Nurse Shark	HP: 800 Def: 450 Atk: 450 Meat: 160-240	blank prescription sheet (c11)	nurse's hat (n5)	sea salt scrubs (c5)	slug of rum (21)
Oasis Monster	HP: 139 Def: 137 Atk: 132 Meat: 80-120	displaced fish (20)	palm frond (10)	Supernova Champagne (20)	wonderwall shield (4)	carbonated water lily (10)	hot date (5)
Obese Tourist	HP: 200 Def: 150 Atk: 140	cupcake-in-a-cup (0)	neurostim pill (0)
Octopus Gardener	HP: 600 Def: 400 Atk: 425 Meat: 80-120	octopus's spade (n2)	sea radish (c3)	soggy seed packet (n30)	straw hat (n2)
Octorok	HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25	red pixel (70)	red pixel (70)	red pixel (70)
Off-Duty Knob Goblin Elite Guard	HP: 30 Def: 25 Atk: 30 Meat: 40-60	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau (15)	Knob Goblin elite pants (10)	Knob Goblin elite polearm (10)	Knob Goblin elite shirt (10)	knob bugle (10)
Ol' Scratch	HP: 8000 Def: 500 Atk: 500 E: heat	Elron's Explosive Etude (0)	Ol' Scratch's salad fork (0)	Ol' Scratch's ash can (0)	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork (0)	Ol' Scratch's manacles (0)	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches (0)	Ol' Scratch's stove door (0)	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat (0)
One-Eyed Gnoll	HP: 5 Def: 11 Atk: 11 Meat: 19-28	eyepatch (5)	gnoll teeth (5)	glass gnoll eye (p5)
One-Eyed Willie	HP: 150 Def: 150 Atk: 150 E: sleaze	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)	HP: 30 Def: 39 Atk: 39 E: sleaze Meat: 24-39	Ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20)	ice-cold fotie (20)	Orcish baseball cap (5)	deodorant (5)	roofie (25)	packet of beer nuts (p15)	empty aftershave bottle (b0)
Orcish Frat Boy (Paddler)	HP: 30 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: sleaze Meat: 24-39	bottle of gin (20)	Ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20)	Orcish cargo shorts (5)	deodorant (5)	packet of beer nuts (p15)	empty aftershave bottle (b0)
Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)	HP: 30 Def: 41 Atk: 41 E: sleaze Meat: 24-39	bottle of vodka (20)	homoerotic frat-paddle (5)	Ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20)	deodorant (5)	frilly skirt (0)	packet of beer nuts (p15)	empty aftershave bottle (b0)
Orcish Frat Boy Spy	HP: 180 Def: 170 Atk: 165 E: sleaze	beer helmet (30)	distressed denim pants (30)	bejeweled pledge pin (30)
Orcish Frat Wannaboy	HP: 90 Def: 60 Atk: 40 E: sleaze	plastic cup of beer (100)
Orcish Juvenile Delinquent	HP: 80 Def: 45 Atk: 35 E: sleaze	plastic cup of beer (100)
Oscus	HP: 6500 Def: 500 Atk: 500 E: stench	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (0)	jar of fermented pickle juice (0)	Oscus's dumpster waders (0)	Oscus's flypaper pants (0)	Oscus's garbage can lid (0)	Oscus's neverending soda (0)	Oscus's pelt (0)	Wand of Oscus (0)
Overdone Flame-Broiled Meat Blob	HP: 2 Def: 2 Atk: 4 E: heat Meat: 16-24	meat paste (40)	meat paste (40)	meat paste (40)
P Imp	HP: 42 Def: 42 Atk: 42 E: heat Meat: 24-36	Imp Ale (30)	hot wing (30)	diamond-studded cane (5)
Panty Raider Frat Boy	HP: 250 Def: 200 Atk: 200 E: sleaze	chloroform rag (12)	chloroform rag (7)	depantsing bomb (18)	depantsing bomb (3)	Elmley shades (6)	PADL Phone (3)	panty raider camouflage (10)	white class ring (30)
Paper Towelgeist	HP: 6 Def: 4 Atk: 4	cardboard katana (5)
Pencil Golem	HP: 11 Def: 15 Atk: 16
Pernicious Puddle of Pesto	HP: 18 Def: 21 Atk: 21	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Perpendicular Bat	HP: 12 Def: 18 Atk: 18 Meat: 26-40	batgut (15)	bat wing (15)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
Pine Bat	HP: 8 Def: 12 Atk: 14 EA: stench Meat: 18-27	bat wing (15)	Pine-Fresh air freshener (15)	batgut (15)
Plaque of Locusts	HP: 140 Def: 138 Atk: 134	bronzed locust (20)	honey-dipped locust (20)	handful of sand (20)
Plastered Frat Orc	HP: 7 Def: 8 Atk: 10	ice-cold fotie (20)	ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20)	ice-cold Willer (20)
Pooltergeist	HP: 25 Def: 20 Atk: 20	1-ball (3)	2-ball (3)	3-ball (3)	4-ball (3)	5-ball (3)	6-ball (3)	7-ball (3)	8-ball (15)
Pop-and-Lock Raver	HP: 150 Def: 126 Atk: 140	baggy rave pants (c0)	glowstick on a string (c0)	teddybear backpack (c0)
Portly Abomination	HP: 63 Def: 73 Atk: 73 Meat: 61-91	abominable blubber (0)
Possessed Can of Tomatoes	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Meat: 2-4	razor-sharp can lid (45)	tomato (60)	possessed tomato (p15)	shredded can label (b0)
Possessed Pipe-Organ	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Possessed Silverware Drawer	HP: 6 Def: 4 Atk: 5	antique packet of ketchup (0)	corn holder (15)	eggbeater (4)
Possessed Wine Rack	HP: 165 Def: 163 Atk: 158 E: spooky	dusty bottle of Marsala (n20)	dusty bottle of Merlot (n20)	dusty bottle of Muscat (n20)	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (n20)	dusty bottle of Port (n20)	dusty bottle of Zinfandel (n20)
Possibility Giant	HP: 150 Def: 130 Atk: 130 Meat: 120-180	chaos butterfly (20)	plot hole (20)	probability potion (30)
Poutine Ooze	HP: 3 Def: 3 Atk: 3	poutine (40)
PR Imp	HP: 60 Def: 60 Atk: 60 E: heat Init: 45 Meat: 48-58	imp air (15)
Pretty Fly	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Procrastination Giant	HP: 150 Def: 125 Atk: 125 Meat: 120-180	procrastination potion (30)
Propaganda-Spewin' Elf		bottle of agitprop ink (c100)	elf resistance button (100)	poison pen (0)
Protagonist	HP: 80 Def: 100 Atk: 100 Init: 80 Meat: 80-120	phonics down (40)	ridiculously huge sword (10)	super-spiky hair gel (20)	ocarina of space (5)
Protector Spectre	HP: 116 Def: 168 Phys: 100	ancient amulet (100)	spectre scepter (100)
Provocateur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Psychedelic Fur	HP: 18 Def: 21 Atk: 21	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Pufferfish	HP: 750 Def: 500 Atk: 400 Meat: 160-240	pufferfish spine (n5)	rough fish scale (n4)	seaweed (n5)
Pumped-up Bass	HP: 500 Def: 300 Atk: 330 Meat: 160-240	dull fish scale (n15)	beefy fish meat (n5)
Pumpkin Tree	HP: 0	petrified wood (5)	pumpkinhead mask (20)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)
Pygmy Assault Squad	HP: 148 Def: 152 Atk: 152 Meat: 102-145	bottle of alcohol (40)	pygmy pygment (25)	pygmy spear (5)	jungle drum (10)
Pygmy Blowgunner	HP: 147 Def: 145 Atk: 156 Meat: 86-118	big bad voodoo mask (5)	pygmy blowgun (30)	pygmy nose-bone (10)
Pygmy Headhunter	HP: 151 Def: 155 Atk: 146 E: sleaze Meat: 143-207	briefcase (60)	headhunter necktie (5)	pointed stick (10)	world's smallest violin (5)
Quantum Mechanic	HP: 81 Def: 52 Atk: 61	large box (40)	vorpal blade (15)	pile of gold coins (p20)
Quiet Healer	HP: 90 Def: 95 Atk: 95 Init: 80 Meat: 92-138	amulet of extreme plot significance (10)	scroll of drastic healing (30)	soft green echo eyedrop antidote (30)
Racecar Bob	HP: 139 Def: 138 Atk: 144 Meat: 100-144	enormous belt buckle (25)	leather chaps (15)	mesh cap (15)	stunt nuts (30)
Raconteur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Raging Bull	HP: 20 Def: 25 Atk: 25 Meat: 24-36	pile of jumping beans (50)	can of Red Minotaur (30)	boxing glove (0)
Rampaging Adding Machine	HP: 70 Atk: 80 Def: 80
Ratbat	HP: 22 Def: 25 Atk: 25 Meat: 18-28	rat appendix (15)	ratgut (15)	ratarang (p5)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (15)
Rattlin' Duck	HP: 203 Def: 173 Atk: 174 Meat: 131-162 E: stench	fetid feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Raver Giant	HP: 150 Def: 140 Atk: 140 Meat: 120-180	Angry Farmer candy (30)	giant needle (30)	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (30)	rave whistle (5)	discarded pacifier (b0)
Regular Old Bat	HP: 8 Def: 13 Atk: 13 Meat: 18-28	bat guano (15)	batgut (15)	bat wing (15)
Ribbon-cutting Elfborg		iGoogly (10)	LED block (10)	nanofiber cloth (10)	synthetic stuffing (10)	theoretical string (10)	toy hoverpad (10)
Rock Scorpion	HP: 145 Def: 142 Atk: 140 Meat: 165-237	handful of sand (25)	handful of sand (15)	scorpion whip (5)
Rock-Banging Cave Elf		rock (8)	stick (7)	stick (15)
Roller Skate	HP: 700 Def: 360 Atk: 360 Meat: 80-120	brand new key (0)	brass dorsal fin (0)	skate skin (0)	skate skates (0)
Rolling Stone	HP: 135 Def: 140 Atk: 137	palm frond (10)	handful of moss (20)	brown sugar cane (20)	mother's little helper (10)	Tuesday's ruby (5)	hot date (5)
Rotund Duck	HP: 225 Def: 175 Atk: 175 Meat: 240-369	duct tape (6)
Rudolphus of Crimborg		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
Running Man	HP: 150 Def: 126 Atk: 140	candy necklace (c0)	glowstick on a string (c0)	pacifier necklace (c0)
Rushing Bum	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1	bum cheek (30)	Mad Train wine (30)	moxie weed (15)	dented harmonica (15)	cheap cigar butt (p60)
Saboteur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Sabre-Toothed Ferret	HP: 200 Def: 220 Atk: 250 Meat: 160-240 E: stench	sabre teeth (25)	Spanish fly (c25)
Sabre-Toothed Goat	HP: 50 Def: 68 Atk: 68 Meat: 44-66	goat beard (5)	Sabre teeth (5)	billy idol (b0)
Sabre-Toothed Lime	HP: 8 Def: 14 Atk: 14
Safari Jack, Small-Game Hunter	HP: 150 Def: 115 Atk: 115	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Safari Jack's moustache (100)	untamable turtle (100)
Salamander	HP: [3] Def: [3] Atk: [3] Meat: 8-12	salamander spleen (100)
Sassy Pirate	HP: 51 Def: 61 Atk: 61 Meat: 17-24	crowbarrr (10)	flaregun (30)	sunken chest (15)	swashbuckling pants (10)
Scary Clown	HP: 15 Def: 19 Atk: 19 E: spooky Meat: 20-32	big red clown nose (10)	bloody clown pants (10)	long skinny balloon (40)	big bass drum (4)	clown skin (10)	polka-dot bow tie (p5)	empty greasepaint tube (b0)
Scary Pirate	HP: 200 Def: 150 Atk: 150 E: spooky Meat: 35-55	cursed breeches (n0)	cursed cutlass (n0)	cursed eyepatch (n0)
School of Wizardfish	HP: 400 Def: 300 Atk: 300 Meat: 160-240	dull fish scale (n15)	fishy wand (c0)	glistening fish meat (n5)
Scimitarfish	HP: 550 Def: 325 Atk: 400 Meat: 176-264	dull fish scale (n15)	fish scimitar (n2)
Scorched Duck	HP: 185 Def: 175 Atk: 170 Meat: 148-200 E: heat	flaming feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Screambat	HP: 15 Def: 17 Atk: 18
Security slime	HP: 210 Def: 160 Atk: 160
Senile Lihc	HP: 50 Def: 57 Atk: 56 E: spooky	lihc eye (20)	lihc face (9)	shimmering tendrils (c5)
Serialbus	HP: 60 Def: 60 Atk: 60 Init: 35 E: heat Meat: 25-35	bus pass (25)
Sewer Gator	HP: 304 Def: 250 Atk: 245	gator skin (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	sewer nuggets (0)
Shady Pirate	HP: 57 Def: 67 Atk: 67 Meat: 24-36	safarrri hat (10)
Shaky Clown	HP: 16 Def: 19 Atk: 19 E: sleaze Meat: 16-24	bloody clown pants (15)	big red clown nose (15)	bottle of gin (10)	bottle of rum (10)	bottle of tequila (10)	bottle of whiskey (10)	bottle of vodka (10)	boxed wine (10)	clown skin (10)	polka-dot bow tie (p5)	empty greasepaint tube (b0)
Shifty Pirate	HP: 59 Def: 69 Atk: 69 Meat: 36-58	arrrgyle socks (10)	flaregun (30)	sunken chest (30)
Sinew-Stretching Cave Elf		stringy sinew (20)	stringy sinew (20)	stringy sinew (20)
Sk8 Gnome	HP: 65 Def: 75 Atk: 75 Meat: 56-84	gr8ps (40)	sk8board (5)	t8r tots (40)
Skate Board Member	HP: 750	S.A.V.E. flyer (0)	skate board (0)	skate skin (0)
Skeletal Cat	HP: 8 Def: 9 Atk: 9 ED: spooky	pile of dusty animal bones (100)
Skeletal Hamster	HP: 7 Def: 8 Atk: 8 ED: spooky	pile of dusty animal bones (100)
Skeletal Monkey	HP: 8 Def: 9 Atk: 9 ED: spooky	pile of dusty animal bones (100)
Skeletal Reindeer		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Skeletal Sommelier	HP: 162 Def: 158 Atk: 168 Meat: 80-120 ED: spooky	dusty bottle of Marsala (n20)	dusty bottle of Merlot (n20)	dusty bottle of Muscat (n20)	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (n20)	dusty bottle of Port (n20)	dusty bottle of Zinfandel (n20)	wine-soaked bone chips (c0)	disintegrating cork (b0)
Skeleton Invader	HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 Init: 50	bone chips (30)
Skeleton With a Mop	HP: 7 Def: 8 Atk: 8	beer-soaked mop (10)	ice-cold Willer (30)	ice-cold Willer (30)
Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton	HP: 180 Def: 170 Atk: 164 ED: spooky	silver shrimp fork (100)
Skleleton	HP: 10 Def: 18 Atk: 18 E: spooky	loose teeth (30)	skeleton bone (40)	skeleton bone (20)
Skullbat	HP: 10 Def: 16 Atk: 16 EA: spooky Meat: 25-37	broken skull (40)	loose teeth (20)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (15)	smoking talon (c0)
Skullery Maid	HP: 4 Def: 4 Atk: 3	bottle of popskull (30)	dishrag (5)
Sleaze Hobo	HP: 500 Def: 350 Atk: 350 E: sleaze	hobo nickel (c15)	sleazy bindle (0)	Summer Nights (0)	Sensual Massage for Creeps (0)	stained mattress (0)
Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard	HP: 1 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Meat: 4-6	viking helmet (30)	Knob Goblin pants (5)	Knob Goblin scimitar (30)
Sleepy Mariachi	HP: 110 Def: 120 Atk: 120	spangly mariachi pants (0)	spangly mariachi vest (0)	spangly sombrero (0)
Slick Lihc	HP: 50 Def: 60 Atk: 59 E: spooky	lihc eye (20)	lihc face (7)	shimmering tendrils (c5)
Slime1	HP: 200 Def: 100 Atk: 100 EA: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	tiny slimy cyst (n5)	wad of slimy rags (n1)
Slime2	HP: 200 Def: 100 Atk: 100 EA: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	tiny slimy cyst (n5)
Slime3	HP: 200 Def: 100 Atk: 100 EA: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	small slimy cyst (n5)
Slime4	HP: 200 Def: 100 Atk: 100 EA: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	medium slimy cyst (n2)
Slime5	HP: 200 Def: 100 Atk: 100 EA: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	big slimy cyst (n2)
Slithering Hollandaise Glob	HP: 21 Def: 24 Atk: 24	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	nauseating reagent (0)
Slow Talkin' Elliot	HP: 200 Meat: 130-154 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (0)	green clay bead (0)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags (100)
Smarmy Pirate	HP: 55 Def: 65 Atk: 65 E: sleaze Meat: 22-34	bottle of rum (50)	eyepatch (10)	flaregun (30)	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet (20)	vial of pirate sweat (b0)
Smart Skelton	HP: 11 Def: 20 Atk: 20 E: spooky	smart skull (50)
Smooth Jazz Scabie	HP: 140 Def: 100 Atk: 95	can-you-dig-it? (0)
Snapdragon	HP: [min(200,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(200,MOX+ML)]	dragon snaps (20)	snapdragon pistil (0)	reflection of a map (c10)
Snow Queen	HP: 70 Def: 105 Atk: 107 E: cold Phys: 100	crazy little Turkish delight (25)	ga-ga radio (5)	Snow Queen Crown (5)
Some Bad ASCII Art	HP: 80 Def: 85 Atk: 85	ASCII shirt (c100)	 30669 scroll (100)	33398 scroll (100)	334 scroll (100)	334 scroll (100)
Some Zombie Waltzers	HP: 120 Def: 110 Atk: 110 Meat: 80-120 E: spooky	ballroom blintz (15)	dance card (15)
Somerset Lopez, Demon Mariachi	HP: 1000 Def: 200 Atk: 200 Init: 100
Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi	HP: 260 Def: 185 Atk: 185 Init: 90
Sorority Nurse	HP: 200 Def: 170 Atk: 175 E: sleaze	energy drink IV (18)	gauze garter (20)	gauze garter (7)	kick-ass kicks (2)	PADL Phone (3)
Sorority Operator	HP: 200 Def: 180 Atk: 185 E: sleaze	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	kick-ass kicks (2)	PADL Phone (18)	PADL Phone (18)	PADL Phone (18)	white class ring (31)
Space Marine	HP: 140 Def: 150 Atk: 160	facehugging alien (0)	physiostim pill (0)	essence of fright (c100)
Spaghetti Demon	HP: 600 Def: 200 Atk: 200 Init: 100
Spaghetti Elemental	HP: 260 Def: 185 Atk: 185 Init: 90
Spam Witch	HP: 75 Def: 85 Atk: 85 EA: sleaze Meat: 24-38	30669 scroll (30)	Spam Witch sammich (50)	sammich crust (b0)
Spectral Jellyfish	HP: 60 Def: 70 Atk: 70 "Somewhat Poisoned"	spectral jelly (p1)
Spider Gremlin	HP: 170 Def: 168 Atk: 172 Meat: 40-60	gremlin juice (3)	molybdenum pliers (c0)
Spiny Skelelton	HP: 50 Def: 54 Atk: 53 E: spooky	skeleton bone (40)	smart skull (50)	spiked femur (10)	evil eye (25)
Sponge	HP: 1000 Def: 450 Atk: 350	sand dollar (n10)	sand dollar (n9)	sand dollar (n1)	slab of sponge (n5)
Spooky Gravy Fairy Guard	HP: 45 Def: 55 Atk: 55 E: spooky	spooky mushroom (40)	halfberd (5)	small leather glove (10)
Spooky Gravy Fairy Ninja	HP: 55 Def: 65 Atk: 65 E: spooky	spooky mushroom (40)	teeny-tiny ninja stars (5)	tiny ninja sword (5)
Spooky Gravy Fairy Warlock	HP: 50 Def: 60 Atk: 60 E: spooky	spooky mushroom (40)	enchanted toothpick (5)
Spooky Hobo	HP: 500 Def: 350 Atk: 400 E: spooky	hobo nickel (c15)	spooky bindle (0)	Asleep in the Cemetery (0)	Let Me Be! (0)	comfy coffin (0)
Spooky Mummy	HP: 3 Def: 4 Atk: 4 Meat: 8-15 E: spooky	dried face (10)	spooky shrunken head (20)
Spooky Vampire	HP: 2 Def: 4 Atk: 3 E: spooky Meat: 4-7	vampire heart (c100)	vampire cape (c4)
Spookyraven Manor	HP: 120 Def: 80 Atk: 80	collection of tiny spooky objects (0)
Spunky Princess	HP: 75 Def: 90 Atk: 90 Init: 90 Meat: 88-132	cocoa eggshell fragment (30)	tiny house (30)	titanium assault umbrella (10)
Stella, the Demonic Turtle Poacher	HP: 1000 Def: 200 Atk: 200 Init: 100
Stella, the Turtle Poacher	HP: 260 Def: 185 Atk: 185 Init: 90
Stench Hobo	HP: 500 Def: 350 Atk: 350 E: stench	hobo nickel (c15)	stinkin' bindle (0)	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook (0)	Travels with Jerry (0)	filth-encrusted futon (0)
Stocking-stuffing Zombie		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Stranglin' Algae	HP: 600 Def: 450 Atk: 400	glob of green slime (n30)
Striking Factory-Worker Elf		felt (10)	wooden block (10)	googly eye (10)	length of string (10)	stuffing (10)	toy wheel (10)
Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf		felt (10)	wooden block (10)	googly eye (10)	length of string (10)	stuffing (10)	toy wheel (10)
Striking Middle-Management Elf		felt (10)	wooden block (10)	stuffing (10)	length of string (10)	googly eye (10)	toy wheel (10)
Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf		felt (10)	wooden block (10)	googly eye (10)	length of string (10)	stuffing (10)	toy wheel (10)
Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf		length of string (10)	stuffing (10)	wooden block (10)	googly eye (10)	felt (10)	toy wheel (10)
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist	HP: 1 Def: 2 Atk: 1 Meat: 5-7	Knob Goblin firecracker (100)	Knob Goblin pants (10)	strongness elixir (30)
Suckubus	HP: 55 Def: 55 Atk: 55 Init: 35 E: heat Meat: 35-45	bus pass (20)
Surprised Mariachi	HP: 125 Def: 130 Atk: 130	spangly mariachi pants (0)	spangly mariachi vest (0)	spangly sombrero (0)
Susie Soyburger	HP: 90 Def: 35 Atk: 50	soyburger juice (0)
Susie Soyburger Cast Member	HP: 110 Def: 60 Atk: 70	soyburger juice (0)
Swamp Duck	HP: 182 Def: 177 Atk: 169 Meat: 120-172 E: stench	fetid feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Swarm of Fire Ants	HP: 135 Def: 133 Atk: 142 E: heat	ant agonist (20)	ant hoe (1)	ant pick (1)	ant pitchfork (1)	ant rake (1)	ant sickle (1)	handful of sand (20)
Swarm of Ghuol Whelps	E: spooky
Swarm of Killer Bees	HP: 75 Def: 54 Atk: 59 "Somewhat Poisoned"	baby killer bee (5)	royal jelly (25)
Swarm of Knob Lice	HP: 30 Def: 25 Atk: 25 Phys: 50
swarm of lowercase As	HP: 75 Def: 54 Atk: 59	lowercase A (5)	percent sign (25)
Swarm of Scarab Beatles	HP: 131 Def: 131 Atk: 136 E: spooky	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket (c1)	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket (c1)	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket (c1)	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket (c1)	savoy truffle (10)	rocky raccoon (40)	mojo filter (5)	Maxwell's Silver Hammer (5)	carbonated water lily (10)	palm frond (10)	hot date (5)	happiness (5)
Swarthy Pirate	HP: 53 Def: 63 Atk: 63 Meat: 20-32	leotarrrd (10)	pirate pelvis (20)	stuffed shoulder parrot (10)
Taco Cat	HP: 145 Def: 146 Atk: 139 Meat: 32-49	cat appendix (30)	catgut (30)	taco shell (30)
Talking Head	HP: 21 Def: 24 Atk: 24	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	evil paper umbrella (0)
Tan Gnat	HP: 128 Def: 142 Atk: 136	[2528] (40)	gnatwing (40)	suntan lotion of moxiousness (50)
Tapdancing Skeleton	HP: 120 Def: 110 Atk: 110 ED: spooky	tap shoes (5)	worn tophat (5)
Tektite	HP: 15 Def: 20 Atk: 20	black pixel (50)	blue pixel (80)	white pixel (50)
Terrifying Robot	HP: 170 Def: 170 Atk: 170	neurostim pill (0)	physiostim pill (0)
Tetchy Pirate	HP: 72 Def: 84 Atk: 83 Meat: 32-48	bottle of rum (20)	cocktail napkin (10)
The Astronomer	HP: 150 Def: 168 Atk: 168	star chart (100)	sticky stardust (b0)
The Axe Wound	HP: 150 Def: 163 Atk: 163 E: sleaze	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
The Beaver	HP: 150 Def: 162 Atk: 162 E: sleaze	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
The Big Wisniewski	HP: 2000 ED: stench	solid gold bowling ball (100)
The Black Knight	HP: 135 Def: 135 Atk: 123 Meat: 73-105	black greaves (15)	black helmet (15)	black shield (15)	black sword (15)
The Bonerdagon	HP: 120 Def: 90 Atk: 90 Item: 25 Skill: 50 E: spooky
The Boss Bat	HP: 40 Def: 35 Atk: 35
The Box	HP: 150 Def: 150 Atk: 150 E: sleaze	line (30)	line (30)	line (30)
The Burrowing Bishop	HP: 150 Def: 163 Atk: 163 E: sleaze	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
The Bush	HP: 150 Def: 156 Atk: 156 E: sleaze	star (30)	star (30)	star (30)
The Camel's Toe	HP: 150 Def: 158 Atk: 158 E: sleaze	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
The Clownlord Beelzebozo	HP: 40 Def: 27 Atk: 28	empty greasepaint tube (b0)
The Darkness	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
The Demon of New Wave	HP: 500 Def: 200 Atk: [MOX-4] Init: 100 Phys: 40
The Family Jewels	HP: 150 Def: 156 Atk: 156 E: sleaze	star (30)	star (30)	star (30)
The Fickle Finger of F8	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
The Flange	HP: 150 Def: 159 Atk: 159 E: sleaze	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
The Guy Made Of Bees	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000 Exp: 40	guy made of bee pollen (100)	handful of bees (p10)
The Honey Pot	HP: 150 Def: 152 Atk: 152 E: sleaze	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
The Hooded Warrior	HP: 150 Def: 165 Atk: 165 E: sleaze	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
The Junk	HP: 150 Def: 159 Atk: 159 E: sleaze	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
The Knob Goblin King	HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 55
The Landscaper	HP: 100000 Def: 100 Atk: 100 EA: heat Phys: 100	The Landscaper's leafblower (100)
The Little Man in the Canoe	HP: 150 Def: 165 Atk: 165 E: sleaze	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
The Man	HP: 2000 Atk: 255 ED: sleaze	really dense meat stack (100)
The Mariachi With No Name	HP: 150 Atk: 115	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	The Mariachi's guitar case (100)	stray chihuahua (100)
The Master of Thieves	Atk: 70	Platinum Yendorian Express Card (100)
The Muff	HP: 150 Def: 153 Atk: 153 E: sleaze	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
The Naughty Sorceress	HP: 400 Def: 190 Atk: 190 Exp: 0 Skill: 50 Item: 25
The Naughty Sorceress (2)	HP: 600 Def: 205 Atk: 205 Exp: 0 Skill: 50 Item: 25
The Naughty Sorceress (3)	HP: 10000000 Def: 10000000 Atk: 10000000 Exp: 500	Instant Karma (c100)
The Pork Sword	HP: 150 Def: 162 Atk: 162 E: sleaze	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
The Queen Filthworm	HP: 200 Def: 173 Atk: 173 Init: 50 Meat: 1000 E: stench	heart of the filthworm queen (100)
The Remains of a Jilted Mistress	HP: 145 Def: 154 Atk: 164 ED: spooky	antique hand mirror (40)
The Skinflute	HP: 150 Def: 158 Atk: 158 E: sleaze	star (30)	star (30)	line (30)	line (30)
The Spirit of New Wave	HP: 260 Def: 185 Atk: 185 Init: 90
The Temporal Bandit	HP: 0	Counterclockwise Watch (100)
The Trouser Snake	HP: 150 Def: 153 Atk: 153 E: sleaze	line (30)	line (30)	line (30)
The Twig and Berries	HP: 150 Def: 152 Atk: 152 E: sleaze	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
The Whole Kingdom	HP: 10000000 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Phys: 100
Three Skeleton Invaders	HP: 80 Def: 80 Atk: 80 Init: 50	bone chips (30)	bone chips (20)	bone chips (10)
Tiger-Lily	HP: [min(200,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(200,MOX+ML)]	eye of the Tiger-lily (0)	Tiger-lily's milk (20)	reflection of a map (c10)
Timmy Tofurkey	HP: 90 Def: 45 Atk: 40	sun-dried tofu (0)
Timmy Tofurkey Cast Member	HP: 110 Def: 70 Atk: 60	sun-dried tofu (0)
Tipsy Pirate	HP: 73 Def: 80 Atk: 80 Meat: 36-54	bottle of rum (20)	bottle of rum (15)	cocktail napkin (10)	rum barrel charrrm (5)	tip jar (5)
Toilet Papergeist	HP: 105 Def: 100 Atk: 88 ED: spooky	cardboard wakizashi (5)	roll of toilet paper (50)
Toilet-papered Tree	HP: 0	mummy costume (20)	petrified wood (5)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)
Tomb Asp	HP: 155 Def: 162 Atk: 170 Meat: 80-120 "Really Quite Poisoned"	unidentified jerky (13)	charming flute (7)
Tomb Bat	HP: 180 Def: 175 Atk: 175 Meat: 40-60	leathery bat skin (30)	unidentified jerky (10)	mummy wrapping (20)
Tomb Rat	HP: 175 Def: 165 Atk: 161 Meat: 60-90	tomb ratchet (c20)	leathery rat skin (30)	unidentified jerky (12)
Tomb Rat King	HP: 300 Def: 350 Atk: 352 Meat: 120-180	tomb ratchet (c20)	tomb ratchet (c20)	tomb ratchet (c20)	leathery rat skin (0)	leathery rat skin (0)	leathery rat skin (0)	unidentified jerky (0)	unidentified jerky (0)	unidentified jerky (0)
Tomb Servant	HP: 185 Def: 170 Atk: 160 Meat: 40-60 E: spooky	canopic jar (30)	ancient protein powder (15)	mummy wrapping (20)	unidentified jerky (12)
Tonic Water Elemental	HP: 14 Def: 18 Atk: 18 Meat: 17-20
Toothy Pirate	HP: 75 Def: 85 Atk: 83 Meat: 36-54	bottle of rum (20)	cocktail napkin (10)
Toothy Sklelton	HP: 50 Def: 58 Atk: 57 E: spooky	loose teeth (20)	loose teeth (20)	skeleton bone (20)	bone flute (10)	evil eye (25)
Topiary Golem	HP: 250 Def: 235 Atk: 232	hedge maze puzzle (60)
Totally Trashed Orquette	HP: 90 Def: 60 Atk: 50 E: sleaze	orquette's phone number (c100)
Towering Construct	HP: 450 Def: 400 Atk: 350	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) (1)
Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Tribal Goblin	HP: 60 Def: 50 Atk: 60	goblin autoblowgun (0)	goblin hunting spear (0)	shiny tribal beads (0)
Triffid	HP: 6 Def: 5 Atk: 5	moxie weed (30)	spooky stick (30)	triffid bark (b0)
Trophyfish	HP: 15000 Atk: 5600 Phys: 25
Turtle trapper	HP: 110 Def: 95 Atk: 95
Two Skeleton Invaders	HP: 30 Def: 30 Atk: 30 Init: 50	bone chips (30)	bone chips (20)
Tyrannosaurus Tex	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Uncle Hobo	HP: 15000 Def: 500 Atk: 500 Phys: 100	chocolate cigar (0)	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap (0)	Uncle Hobo's epic beard (0)	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants (0)	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves (0)	Uncle Hobo's highest bough (0)	Uncle Hobo's belt (0)
Undead Elbow Macaroni	HP: 1 Def: 2 Atk: 1 E: spooky Meat: 4-6	magicalness-in-a-can (25)	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments (c0)
Undercover Penguin		cardboard elf ear (c100)	Crimbuck (0)	passable elf mask (0)
Underworld Tree	HP: 0	Underworld acorn (100)	Underworld trunk (100)
Unearthed Monstrosity	HP: 500 Def: 200 Atk: 200	Ellsbury's skull (100)	Ellsbury's journal (100)
Unemployed Knob Goblin	HP: 5 Def: 6 Atk: 6	beer lens (c25)
Unholy Diver	HP: 1000 Def: 600 Atk: 700 Meat: 200-300	glowing syringe (c4)	rusty broken diving helmet (n3)	rusty porthole (n2)	rusty rivet (n10)	rusty rivet (n10)	rusty rivet (n2)	rusty rivet (n1)
Upgraded Ram	HP: 95 Def: 105 Atk: 106 Meat: 83-118 ED: cold	ram horns (5)	ram stick (5)	Ram's Face Lager (30)
Uppercase Q	HP: 81 Def: 52 Atk: 61	left parenthesis (40)	right parenthesis (10)	dollar sign (p20)
Urchin Urchin	HP: 600 Def: 315 Atk: 400	mermaid's purse (0)	bazookafish bubblegum (0)	underwater slingshot (0)
Vampire Bat	HP: 10 Def: 16 Atk: 17 Meat: 34-54	bat wing (15)	batgut (15)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
Vampire Clam	HP: 14 Def: 19 Atk: 19	vampire pearl (p35)
Vampire Duck	HP: 198 Def: 175 Atk: 175 Meat: 131-165 E: spooky	frightful feather (10)	duct tape (5)	vampire glitter (c0)
Vegetable Gremlin	HP: 170 Def: 172 Atk: 168 Meat: 40-60	gremlin juice (3)	molybdenum screwdriver (c0)
Vendor Slime	HP: 160 Def: 145 Atk: 145	vial of red slime (0)
Vengeful Turtle Spectre	HP: 18 Def: 21 Atk: 21	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Vicious Easel	HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000
Vicious Gnauga	HP: 40 Def: 40 Atk: 45	gnauga hide (10)
Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound	HP: 0 Atk: 70	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet (100)
Vine Gar	HP: 180 Def: 196 Atk: 196	vinegar (30)	vinegar (30)
Violent Fungus	HP: 25 Def: 20 Atk: 20	memory of some delicious amino acids (30)	memory of some delicious amino acids (30)
W Imp	HP: 40 Def: 40 Atk: 40 E: heat Meat: 24-36	Imp Ale (30)	ruby W (30)	wussiness potion (30)	infernal fife (10)
Wacky Pirate	HP: 110 Def: 120 Atk: 120 Meat: 64-96	cannonball charrrm (10)	yohohoyo (5)
War Frat 110th Infantryman	HP: 185 Def: 172 Atk: 172 E: sleaze	beer bomb (5)	beer helmet (10)	bejeweled pledge pin (10)	bottle opener belt buckle (10)	distressed denim pants (10)	giant foam finger (10)	keg shield (6)
War Frat 151st Captain	HP: 205 Def: 175 Atk: 180 E: sleaze	beer bomb (9)	beer helmet (5)	bejeweled pledge pin (4)	distressed denim pants (5)	keg shield (5)	PADL Phone (2)	perforated battle paddle (15)	red class ring (31)
War Frat 151st Infantryman	HP: 185 Def: 175 Atk: 170 E: sleaze	beer bomb (5)	beer helmet (10)	bejeweled pledge pin (10)	bottle opener belt buckle (12)	distressed denim pants (9)	keg shield (5)	perforated battle paddle (10)
War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman	HP: 185 Def: 170 Atk: 175 E: sleaze Meat: 80-120	beer bomb (5)	beer helmet (10)	bejeweled pledge pin (10)	bottle opener belt buckle (10)	distressed denim pants (9)	keg shield (5)	perforated battle paddle (9)
War Frat Elite 110th Captain	HP: 215 Def: 190 Atk: 190 E: sleaze	beer bomb (9)	beer helmet (5)	bejeweled pledge pin (5)	distressed denim pants (4)	giant foam finger (14)	keg shield (5)	PADL Phone (3)	red class ring (29)
War Frat Elite 500th Captain	HP: 210 Def: 190 Atk: 185 E: sleaze	beer bomb (10)	beer helmet (4)	bejeweled pledge pin (4)	distressed denim pants (6)	keg shield (5)	PADL Phone (2)	perforated battle paddle (14)	red class ring (31)
War Frat Elite Wartender	HP: 220 Def: 185 Atk: 195 E: sleaze	beer bomb (20)	beer bomb (10)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	blue class ring (31)	kick-ass kicks (2)	molotov cocktail cocktail (0)	PADL Phone (3)	sake bomb (25)	sake bomb (13)	tequila grenade (0)
War Frat Grill Sergeant	HP: 100 Def: 165 Atk: 190 E: sleaze	Frat Army FGF (5)	kick-ass kicks (10)	Monstar energy beverage (20)	PADL Phone (3)	war tongs (17)
War Frat Kegrider	HP: 300 Atk: 170 E: sleaze Phys: 25	beer bong (5)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	furniture dolly (15)	PADL Phone (5)
War Frat Mobile Grill Unit	HP: 215 Atk: 195 E: sleaze	beer helmet (2)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (2)	Frat Army FGF (5)	PADL Phone (11)	sausage bomb (41)	shiny hood ornament (25)	white class ring (31)
War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant	HP: 120 Def: 170 Atk: 210 E: sleaze	asbestos apron (c0)	Frat Army FGF (20)	kick-ass kicks (15)	Monstar energy beverage (31)	PADL Phone (4)	war tongs (19)
War Frat Streaker	HP: 0 Meat: 400-418 E: sleaze	white class ring (0)	tube sock (100)	distressed denim pants (0)	beer helmet (0)	kick-ass kicks (0)
War Frat Wartender	HP: 200 Def: 175 Atk: 185 E: sleaze	beer bomb (14)	beer bomb (7)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	kick-ass kicks (3)	molotov cocktail cocktail (0)	PADL Phone (2)	red class ring (30)	sake bomb (22)	sake bomb (22)	tequila grenade (0)
War Hippy (Space) Cadet	HP: 180 Def: 166 Atk: 165 E: stench	round purple sunglasses (5)	reinforced beaded headband (5)	bullet-proof corduroys (5)
War Hippy Airborne Commander	HP: 220 Def: 185 Atk: 195 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (3)	ferret bait (22)	ferret bait (16)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	purple clay bead (31)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)	water pipe bomb (18)	water pipe bomb (10)	exploding hacky-sack (0)	patchouli oil bomb (0)
War Hippy Baker	HP: 185 Def: 170 Atk: 175 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (8)	hippy protest button (10)	lead pipe (11)	reinforced beaded headband (10)	round purple sunglasses (10)	water pipe bomb (20)	wicker shield (5)
War Hippy Dread Squad	HP: 300 Atk: 170 E: stench Phys: 25	bullet-proof corduroys (2)	communications windchimes (3)	didgeridooka (20)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	reinforced beaded headband (2)	round purple sunglasses (2)	tube of dread wax (15)
War Hippy Drill Sergeant	HP: 202 Atk: 175 E: stench	round purple sunglasses (10)	reinforced beaded headband (10)	bullet-proof corduroys (10)
War Hippy Elder Shaman	HP: 120 Def: 170 Atk: 210 E: stench	carbonated soy milk (30)	communications windchimes (3)	flowing hippy skirt (5)	funky dried mushroom (20)	Gaia beads (19)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (14)
War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner	HP: 230 Def: 205 Atk: 190 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (4)	fire poi (30)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)
War Hippy Elite Rigger	HP: 220 Def: 190 Atk: 190 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (5)	communications windchimes (3)	lead pipe (17)	pink clay bead (29)	reinforced beaded headband (5)	round purple sunglasses (5)	wicker shield (4)	water pipe bomb (10)
War Hippy F.R.O.G.	HP: 200 Def: 185 Atk: 180 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (6)	communications windchimes (2)	lead pipe (17)	pink clay bead (31)	reinforced beaded headband (6)	round purple sunglasses (6)	wicker shield (6)	water pipe bomb (10)
War Hippy Fire Spinner	HP: 210 Def: 195 Atk: 180 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (3)	fire poi (20)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (1)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)
War Hippy Green Gourmet	HP: 215 Def: 190 Atk: 185 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (5)	communications windchimes (3)	Hippy Army MPE (52)	lead pipe (13)	reinforced beaded headband (6)	round purple sunglasses (4)	water pipe bomb (38)	wicker shield (6)	pink clay bead (29)
War Hippy Homeopath	HP: 200 Def: 175 Atk: 170 E: stench	communications windchimes (3)	filthy poultice (15)	hippy medical kit (18)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	natural fennel soda (10)
War Hippy Infantryman	HP: 185 Def: 175 Atk: 170 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (10)	hippy protest button (10)	lead pipe (11)	reinforced beaded headband (11)	round purple sunglasses (10)	wicker shield (6)	water pipe bomb (5)
War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath	HP: 225 Def: 185 Atk: 180 E: stench	communications windchimes (3)	filthy poultice (20)	hippy medical kit (32)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	natural fennel soda (27)
War Hippy Rigger	HP: 185 Def: 172 Atk: 172 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (10)	hippy protest button (10)	lead pipe (10)	reinforced beaded headband (10)	round purple sunglasses (10)	water pipe bomb (5)	wicker shield (5)
War Hippy Shaman	HP: 100 Def: 165 Atk: 190 E: stench	carbonated soy milk (20)	communications windchimes (3)	funky dried mushroom (15)	Gaia beads (15)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (10)
War Hippy Sky Captain	HP: 200 Def: 175 Atk: 185 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (2)	exploding hacky-sack (0)	ferret bait (20)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	patchouli oil bomb (0)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)	water pipe bomb (14)	water pipe bomb (7)	pink clay bead (32)
War Hippy Spy	HP: 180 Def: 170 Atk: 165 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (30)	reinforced beaded headband (30)	round purple sunglasses (30)
War Hippy Windtalker	HP: 200 Def: 180 Atk: 185 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (18)	communications windchimes (18)	communications windchimes (18)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)	green clay bead (30)
War Pledge	HP: 180 Def: 166 Atk: 165 E: sleaze	distressed denim pants (5)	bejeweled pledge pin (5)	beer helmet (5)
Warehouse worker	HP: 208 Def: 144 Atk: 160	crowbar (0)
Wasp in a Wig	HP: [min(200,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(200,MOX+ML)]	powdered donut (20)	powdered wig (0)	reflection of a map (c10)
Warty Pirate	HP: 110 Def: 120 Atk: 120 Meat: 64-96	copper ha'penny charrrm (10)	fish-liver oil (30)	vinegar-soaked lemon slice (30)
Warwelf	HP: 2 Def: 3 Atk: 4 Meat: 10-14
Water Spider	HP: 160 Def: 150 Atk: 150	wet venom duct (0)
Wealthy Pirate	HP: 110 Def: 120 Atk: 120 Meat: 160-240	booty chest charrrm (10)	solid gold pegleg (5)	fat wallet (p10)
Weapons-assembly Elfborg		iGoogly (10)	LED block (10)	nanofiber cloth (10)	synthetic stuffing (10)	theoretical string (10)	toy hoverpad (10)
Werecougar	HP: 6 Def: 8 Atk: 8	margarita (10)	sangria (10)	strawberry daiquiri (10)	tequila with training wheels (10)
Weremoose	HP: 53 Def: 63 Atk: 63 Meat: 52-78	weremoose spit (0)
Weretaco	HP: 8 Def: 16 Atk: 16 Meat: 26-41	taco shell (30)	uncooked chorizo (30)	wilted lettuce (b0)
Whiny Pirate	HP: 110 Def: 120 Atk: 120 Meat: 64-96	bilge wine (30)
White Chocolate Golem	HP: 21 Def: 36 Atk: 37	white chocolate chips (50)	mother's secret recipe (p3)
White Lion	HP: 21 Def: 35 Atk: 36 Meat: 24-36	catgut (15)	lion oil (n20)
Whitesnake	HP: 21 Def: 34 Atk: 35 Meat: 8-13 "A Little Bit Poisoned"	white snake skin (30)	bird rib (n20)
Wire-Crossin' Elf		elf resistance button (100)	handful of wires (c100)	live wire (0)
Witty Pirate	HP: 110 Def: 120 Atk: 120 Meat: 64-96	witty rapier (10)	silver tongue charrrm (10)
Wolfman	HP: 2 Def: 3 Atk: 3 Meat: 10-13
Writing Desk	HP: 62 Def: 57 Atk: 53	disintegrating quill pen (15)	inkwell (30)	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy (30)
Wumpus	HP: 65 Def: 65 Atk: 65	memory of a glowing crystal (c0)	wumpus hair (n100)
XXX pr0n	HP: 68 Def: 75 Atk: 75 Meat: 24-36	f3d0r4 (15)	lowercase N (30)	pr0n legs (40)
Yakisoba the Executioner	HP: 150 Def: 115 Atk: 115	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Yakisoba's hat (100)	macaroni duck (100)
Yeast Beast	HP: 8 Def: 17 Atk: 17 EA: sleaze	wad of dough (50)	wad of dough (50)
Your Shadow	HP: [400] Def: [135] Atk: [150] Init: 150 Exp: 200
Zim Merman	HP: 0 Meat: 209-325 E: stench	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	Zim Merman's guitar (100)	green clay bead (0)
Zmobie	HP: 10 Def: 19 Atk: 20 E: spooky Meat: 29-43	cranberries (20)	loose teeth (50)
Zobmie	HP: 10 Def: 18 Atk: 19 E: spooky Meat: 28-40	cranberries (20)	cranberries (20)
Zol	HP: 15 Def: 25 Atk: 25	green pixel (70)	green pixel (70)	green pixel (70)
Zombie Chef	HP: 4 Def: 5 Atk: 5 Meat: 6-8	bottle of cooking sherry (30)	chef's hat (5)	fricasseed brains (20)	stale baguette (30)
Zombie Duck	HP: 191 Def: 176 Atk: 171 Meat: 127-174 E: spooky	duct tape (5)	frightful feather (10)
Zombo	HP: 10000 Def: 500 Atk: 500 E: spooky	Prelude of Precision (0)	voodoo snuff (0)	voodoo snuff (0)	Zombo's empty eye (0)	Zombo's skullcap (0)	Zombo's shield (0)	Zombo's shoulder blade (0)	Zombo's grievous greaves (0)	Zombo's skull ring (0)

# Bees Hate You
Beebee Gunners	HP: [ceil((MUS+ML)*15/28)] Def: [ceil((MUS+ML)*5/7)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+ML)*5/7)]	handful of honey (0)
Moneybee	HP: [ceil((MUS+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)
Mumblebee	HP: [ceil((MUS+ML)*15/28)] Def: [ceil((MUS+ML)*5/7)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+ML)*5/7)]	handful of honey (0)
Beebee Queue	HP: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*15/28)] Def: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*5/7)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+20+ML)*5/7)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)
Bee Swarm	HP: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+20+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)
Buzzerker	HP: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+20+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)
Beebee King	HP: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*15/28)] Def: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*5/7)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+40+ML)*5/7)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)
Bee Thoven	HP: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+40+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)
Queen Bee	HP: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+40+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)

# Spaaace
Alielef	HP: 0	elven medi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Cat-Alien	HP: 0	elven medi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Dog-Alien	HP: 0	elven magi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Dogcat	HP: 0	elven magi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Ferrelf	HP: 0	elven magi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Grizzled Survivor	HP: [min(310,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(310,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(310,MOX+ML+5)]	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II (15)
Hamsterpus	HP: 0	elven medi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Overarmed Survivor	HP: [min(320,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(320,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(320,MOX+ML+5)]	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V (15)
Primitive Survivor	HP: [min(310,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(310,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(310,MOX+ML+5)]	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI (15)
Unhinged Survivor	HP: [min(300,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(300,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(300,MOX+ML+5)]	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I (15)
Unlikely Survivor	HP: [min(300,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(300,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(300,MOX+ML)]	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV (15)
Whiny Survivor	HP: [min(290,MUS+ML-5)*0.75] Def: [min(290,MUS+ML-5)] Atk: [min(290,MOX+ML-5)]	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III (15)

Alien Hamsterpus	HP: [min(5000,MUS+ML+1)*0.75] Def: [min(5000,MUS+ML+1)] Atk: [min(5000,MOX+ML+1)]	elven magi-pack (25)	elven medi-pack (25)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Mutated Alielephant	HP: [min(5000,MUS+ML+10)*0.75] Def: [min(5000,MUS+ML+10)] Atk: [min(5000,MOX+ML+10)]	elven magi-pack (25)	elven medi-pack (25)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Mutated Alielf	HP: [min(5000,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(5000,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(5000,MOX+ML+5)]	elven magi-pack (25)	elven medi-pack (25)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)

# Bad Trip
Swarm of Country Bats	HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20	orange-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Trippy Floating Head (Casey Kasem)	HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20	green-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Trippy Floating Head (Grand Moff Tarkin)	HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20	pink-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Trippy Floating Head (Mona Lisa)	HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20	blue-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Zombie Baby	HP: 20 Def: 20 Atk: 20	purple-frosted astral cupcake (15)

# Mediocre Trip
Feeling That You're Being Watched	HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53	pink-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Really Interesting Wallpaper	HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53 EA: spooky	green-frosted astral cupcake (15)
The Best Carpet Ever	HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53	purple-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Urge to Stare at Your Hands	HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53	blue-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Visible Music	HP: 50 Def: 53 Atk: 53	orange-frosted astral cupcake (15)

# Great Trip
Bustle in the Hedgerow	HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145	green-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Gathering of Angels?	HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145 EA: sleaze	orange-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Higher Plane Serpents	HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145	pink-frosted astral cupcake (15)
The Angels of Avalon	HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145	blue-frosted astral cupcake (15)
The Elders of the Gentle Race	HP: 150 Def: 145 Atk: 145 EA: sleaze	purple-frosted astral cupcake (15)

# Mouldering Mansion
An Usher	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	patent antipsychotics (20)
Bellhop	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	bellhop bell (20)
Black Cat	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	bottle of black cat tonic (20)
Ourang-Outang	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	library card (20)
Raven	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	shot of nepenthe schnapps (20)

# Rogue Windmill
Can-can Dancer	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	can-can-in-a-can (20)
Courtesan	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	bottle of realpagne (20)
Sensitive Poet-type	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	sensitive poetry journal (20)
The Master of Ceremonies	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	escargotsicle (20)
Voyeuristic Artist	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	Bohemian rhapsody (20)

# Stately Pleasure Dome
Ancient Mariner	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	Mariner's Friend cough drops (20)
Angry Poet	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	honey-dew (10)	white Xanadian (0)
Kubla Khan	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]
Roller-skating Muse	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	bottled inspiration (20)
Toothless Mastiff Bitch	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD]	disintegrating spiky collar (20)

# Mt. Molehill
Digital Underground Dweller	HP: [min(200,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(200,MOX+ML)]
Dwarvish Gnome	HP: [min(200,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(200,MOX+ML)]
Spelunking Astronaut	HP: [min(200,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(200,MOX+ML)]
Velvet Underground Dweller	HP: [min(200,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(200,MOX+ML)]
Weather Underground Dweller	HP: [min(200,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(200,MOX+ML)]

# Feast of Boris
Candied Yam Golem	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	yam candy (c100)	candied yams (c100)
Malevolent Tofurkey	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	tofurkey nugget (c100)	packet of tofurkey gravy (c100)	tofurkey gravy (c100)	tofurkey leg (c100)
Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	tube of cranberry Go-Goo (c100)	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce (c100)	shredded can label (b100)
Stuffing Golem	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	single-serving herbal stuffing (c100)	herbal stuffing (c100)

# April Fool's Day
CDMoyer's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	Red Pill (100)
Hotstuff's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	obnoxious riddle (100)
Jick's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	handful of numbers (100)
Mr. Skullhead's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	Lars the Cyberian (100)
Multi Czar's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	Atomic Comic (100)
Riff's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	intriguing puzzle box (100)

# Drunksgiving
Hammered Yam Golem	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	marshmallow flamb&eacute; (c100)
Inebriated Tofurkey	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	soy cordial (c100)
Plastered Can of Cranberry Sauce	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	cranberry schnapps (c100)	shredded can label (b100)
Soused Stuffing Golem	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	breaded beer (c100)

# El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos
El Novio Cad&aacute;ver	HP: [HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	kamicorpse-ee (c100)	corpsedriver (c100)
El Padre Cad&aacute;ver	HP: [HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	purple corpsel (c100)	corpsetini (c100)
La Novia Cad&aacute;ver	HP: [HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	red-headed corpse (c100)	corpse on the beach (c100)
La Persona Inocente Cad&aacute;ver	HP: [HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	corpsebite (c100)	Corpse Island iced tea (c100)

# Infernal Seals
broodling seal	HP: 95 Def: 103 Atk: 80	severed flipper (35)
Centurion of Sparky	HP: 201 Def: 195 Atk: 150	ingot of seal-iron (35)
hermetic seal	HP: 153 Def: 200 Atk: 112	powdered sealbone (100)
Spawn of Wally	HP: 15 Def: 10 Atk: 10	tainted seal's blood (100)
heat seal	HP: 208 Def: 176 Atk: 178	Abyssal ember (5)	sizzling seal fat (35)
navy seal	HP: 200 Def: 172 Atk: 175	frost-rimed seal hide (35)	frozen seal spine (5)
Servant of Grodstank	HP: 201 Def: 173 Atk: 174	fustulent seal grulch (35)	infernal toilet brush (5)
shadow of Black Bubbles	HP: 208 Def: 176 Atk: 174	scrap of shadow (35)	shadowy seal eye (5)
watertight seal	HP: 404 Def: 350 Atk: 351	hyperinflated seal lung (100)
wet seal	HP: 201 Def: 175 Atk: 178	mannequin leg (5)	seal lube (35)

# Hipster associates
angry bassist	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	ironic knit cap (c10)
blue-haired girl	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	ironic oversized sunglasses (c10)
evil ex-girlfriend	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	ironic battle spoon (c10)
peeved roommate	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	mole skin notebook (c10)
random scenester	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	ironic jogging shorts (c10)

# Unknown new content
Crys-Rock	HP: [min(240,HP*2/3)] Def: [min(300,MUS+10)] Atk: [min(300,MOX+10)] Phys: 50	crystallized memory (100)	control crystal (100)	floaty inverse geode (100)
clod hopper	HP: 150 Def: 100 Atk: 100	floaty sand (15)	floaty sand (15)	floaty sand (15)
rock homunculus	HP: 42 Def: 30 Atk: 30	floaty sand (20)	floaty sand (20)
rock snake	HP: 15 Def: 10 Atk: 10	floaty sand (25)
rockfish	HP: 400 Def: 305 Atk: 305	rockfish stomach (100)

# Under the effect of Temporary Blindness
The Darkness (blind)	HP: 0

# Dolphin whistle
rotten dolphin thief	HP: 600 Def: 400 Atk: 400

# Portable photocopier
Somebody else's butt	HP: [1000] Def: [1000] Atk: [1000]
Your butt	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]

# CRIMBCO cubicles
Disorganized Files	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Endless Conference Call	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Hideous Slide Show	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Your Overflowing Inbox	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Tedious Spreadsheet	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Unoptimized Database	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
The Book Of Faces	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Chatty Coworker	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
The Tome Of Tropes	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Totally Malicious 'Zine	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
The Water Cooler	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
The Best Game Ever	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	BGE merchandise order form (n100)

# Bigg's Diggg
reanimated bat skeleton	HP: 50 Def: 50 Atk: 50 Phys: 100	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated serpent skeleton	HP: 100 Def: 100 Atk: 100 Phys: 100	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated baboon skeleton	HP: 150 Def: 150 Atk: 150 Phys: 100	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated wyrm skeleton	HP: 200 Def: 200 Atk: 200 Phys: 100	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated demon skeleton	HP: 250 Def: 250 Atk: 250 Phys: 100	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated giant spider skeleton	HP: 300 Def: 300 Atk: 300 Phys: 100	fossilized necklace (c100)

# Fernswarthy's Basement
The Beast with n Ears	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70
The Beast with n Eyes	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 100
A n Stone Golem	HP: [0.85*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70 Phys: 50
A n-Headed Hydra	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70
The Ghost of Fernswarthy's n great-grandfather	HP: [0.425*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70 Phys: 100
n Bottles of Beer on a Golem	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70 Spell: 90
A n-Dimensional Horror	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 0 Phys: 90
