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# Numeric modifiers can now be expressions, enclosed in square brackets.
# No spaces are allowed within the expression, except as part of a zone/location name.
# + - * / ( ) have their usual mathematical meaning and precedence.
# ^ is exponentiation, with the highest precedence.
# Functions available:
#	ceil(x) floor(x) sqrt(x) min(x,y) max(x,y)
# Location functions: loc(text) zone(text)
#	These have a value of 1 if the current adventure location or zone contains the
#	specified text, 0 elsewhere.
# Familiar function: fam(text)
#	This has a value of 1 if the player's familiar type contains the text, else 0.
# Weapon function: mainhand(text)
#	This has a value of 1 of the player's mainhand weapon class (sword, club, etc.)
#	contains the text.
# Preferences function: pref(text)
# There can be at most one of each text function in any single expression.
# Upper-case letters are varying values:
#	A - number of ascensions
#	B - Blood of Wereseal effect
#	D - drunkenness
#	F - fullness
#	G - Grimace darkness (0..5)
#	H - Hobo Power
#	J - 1 on Festival of Jarlsberg, 0 otherwise
#	L - player level
#	M - total moonlight (0..9)
#	R - reagent potion duration
#	S - spleenness
#	T - turns remaining of this effect
#	U - telescope upgrades
#	W - familiar weight
#	X - gender (-1=male, 1=female)
#
# Items which "change with every new day":
#
# Tuesday's Ruby
#	Sunday		+5% Meat from Monsters
#	Monday		Muscle +5%
#	Tuesday		Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure
#	Wednesday	+5% Mysticality
#	Thursday	+5% Item Drops from Monsters
#	Friday		+5% Moxie
#	Saturday	Regenerate 3-7 HP per adventure

# Hats section of modifiers.txt

# Admiral's hat: Skeleton Anger
Admiral's hat	Adventures: +5, Moxie Percent: +30
Ancient Saucehelm	Mysticality: +11, Spell Damage: +11, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 12"
BRICKO hat	Maximum MP: +3
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	Moxie: +5, Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
Brimstone Beret	Moxie Percent: +50, Muscle Percent: -20, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
# Cerebral Cloche: Jellyfish Vision
Cerebral Cloche	Maximum MP: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22"
Cloaca-Cola helmet	Damage Absorption: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
Colander of Em-er'il	Mysticality: +11, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 6, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 12"
Crimbo hat	Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25"
# Crown of Thrones: Put a Familiar In It!
# Crown of Thrones: That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
Crown of Thrones	Softcore Only
Crown of the Goblin King	Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
Disco 'Fro Pick	Moxie: +11, Initiative: +11, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 12"
Dolphin King's crown	Moxie: +2, Muscle: +2, Mysticality: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	Damage Absorption: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
El Sombrero De Lopez	Moxie: +11, Ranged Damage: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 12"
El Vibrato helmet	Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
Elder Turtle Shell	Muscle: +11, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 12"
Frosty's old silk hat	Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
Grimacite gasmask	Muscle Percent: [10*G], Weapon Damage: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37"
Grimacite goggles	Mysticality Percent: [10*G], Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31"
Hodgman's porkpie hat	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Hobo Power: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
Hollandaise helmet	Spell Damage: +1
Kentucky-style derby	Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
Knob Goblin elite helm	Muscle: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
Knob Goblin harem veil	Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
Knob Goblin visor	Moxie: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
KoL Con 3-D Glasses	Familiar Effect: "8xLep, ?xFairy, cap 2"
MAHI fez	Moxie: +30
Mer-kin sneakmask	Moxie Percent: +5, Initiative: +30, Combat Rate: [-5*zone(The Sea)], Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, ?xFairy"
Mohawk wig	Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
Moonthril Circlet	Mysticality Percent: [15*G]
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
Orcish baseball cap	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: -3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
Radio Free Baseball Cap	Intrinsic Effect: "Radio Head", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37"
Scalp of Gorgolok	Muscle: +11, Weapon Damage: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 12"
Seasonal Beret	Muscle Percent: [+5*G], Mysticality Percent: [+5*G], Moxie Percent: [+5*G], Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, ?xFairy, cap 25"
Snow Queen Crown	Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
Sombrero De Vida	Four Songs
Spooky Putty mitre	Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25"
Tropical Crimbo Hat	Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25"
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20
Van der Graaf helmet	Maximum MP: +15, MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3
Voluminous Radio Hat	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Zombo's skullcap	Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
aerated diving helmet	Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: -50, Initiative: -50, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "?xPotato"
ancient turtle shell helmet	Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 8"
anniversary concrete fedora	Moxie: +1, Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Familiar Effect: "?xVolley, ?xLep, cap 2"
antique helmet	Initiative: -10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
asbestos helmet turtle	Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
asshat	Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Damage: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
astral chapeau	Mysticality Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
balaclava	Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
balloon helmet	Damage Absorption: +20, Clownosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
bark beret	Damage Reduction: 4
barskin hat	Muscle: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
basic meat fez	Moxie: +2, Mysticality: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
basic meat helmet	Muscle: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
bat hat	Mysticality: +9, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
battered old top-hat	Maximum HP: +500, Muscle Percent: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
beer helmet	Maximum MP: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
beholed bedsheet	Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
big bad voodoo mask	Mysticality: +7, Spell Damage: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
biomechanical crimborg helmet	Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
black cowboy hat	Muscle: +8, Weapon Damage: +8, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
black helmet	Maximum HP: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
blue traffic cone	Moxie: +3, Hot Resistance: +2, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15"
bonedanna	Spooky Resistance: +3, Weapon Damage: +20
bounty-hunting helmet	Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
bowler	Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25"
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	Mysticality: +3, Maximum MP: +5, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
bugbear beanie	Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
bum cheek	Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
catskin cap	Muscle: +9, Maximum HP: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
chef's hat	Mysticality: +2, MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
chrome helmet turtle	Moxie: +5, Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
clingfilm cap	Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
clockwork hat	Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
clown wig	Mysticality: +3, Spell Damage: +3, Clownosity: +2, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
coconut shell	Damage Absorption: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
cold ninja mask	Initiative: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
cornuthaum	Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
corrosive cowl	Slime Hates It: +1, Spooky Damage: +30, Spooky Resistance: +4, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
crown-shaped beanie	Slime Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "?xBarrr, ?xGhuol"
crumpled felt fedora	Familiar Weight: +10, Muscle Percent: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
cursed eyepatch	Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
demon-horned hat	Moxie: +4, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
depleted Grimacite ninja mask	Moxie Percent: [5*G], PvP Fights: [G], Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
disco mask	Moxie: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
double-ice cap	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 9, Cold Damage: +10
draggin' ball hat	Intrinsic Effect: "Draggin' Balls", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
duct tape fedora	Mysticality: +12, Maximum MP: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
# dwarvish war helmet: Heads Up!
eXtreme scarf	Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
# eelskin hat: Damages Attacking Opponent (Underwater Only)
eelskin hat	Spell Damage Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
enchanted eyepatch	Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
enchantlers	Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
extra-large palm-frond toupee	Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
eyepatch	Moxie: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
f3d0r4	Moxie: +6, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
fancy ball mask	Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarr, 1xFairy, cap 22"
fancy tophat	Mysticality Percent: +15
festive holiday hat	Moxie: +1, Cold Resistance: +1
fez of etymology	Moxie: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
filthy knitted dread sack	Stench Damage: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
fire	Intrinsic Effect: "Head on Fire, Ass Catching", Hot Damage: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2"
floaty rock helmet	Spell Critical Percent: +10
foolscap fool's cap	Moxie: +2, Mysticality: -2, Clownosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
football helmet	Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
funny paper hat	Moxie: +5, Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "unknown, cap 2"
furry green turtle	Moxie: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
ganger bandana	Muscle Percent: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk"
gasmask	Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "?xBarrr, cap 12"
giant discarded bottlecap	Damage Reduction: 3, Mysticality: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
goat beard	Mysticality: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
goofily-plumed helmet	Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
googly-ball hat	Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3
googly-heart hat	Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3
googly-star hat	Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3
grass hat	Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
green traffic cone	Moxie: +3, Stench Resistance: +2, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15"
grungy bandana	Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
guard turtle shell	Maximum HP: +50
hardened slime hat	Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Reduction: 10, Muscle Percent: +20
helm of the white knight	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 5, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 5, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
helmet turtle	Muscle: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
honeycap	Moxie Percent: +5, Item Drop: +10, Ranged Damage: +15
ice pick	Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25"
indie comic hipster glasses	Moxie: +5, Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "?xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
# insane tophat: We're All Mad Here!
invisible bag	Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
irate sombrero	Weapon Damage: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
ironic knit cap	Maximum MP: +20, Mysticality: +1
# jewel-eyed wizard hat: +5 Duration to Buffs You Cast
# jewel-eyed wizard hat: Allows casting of Magic Missile
jewel-eyed wizard hat	Maximum MP: +30, Mana Cost: -1, MP Regen Min: [floor(L/2)+1], MP Regen Max: [floor(L/2)+3], Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
knobby helmet turtle	Weapon Damage: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
# leather aviator's cap: Kill 5% More Skeletons
leather aviator's cap	Adventures: +5, Damage Reduction: 1
leather mask	Muscle: +3, Moxie: -3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
lihc face	Spooky Resistance: +2, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
linoleum helmet turtle	Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
longhaired hippy wig	Stench Damage: +20, Mysticality Percent: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
maiden wig	Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
makeshift turban	Intrinsic Effect: "Temporary Blindness (intrinsic)", Spooky Resistance: +2, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
mariachi hat	Moxie: +1
meat cowboy hat	Muscle: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
meatloaf helmet	Muscle: +3, Weapon Damage: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
meaty helmet turtle	Muscle: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
mesh cap	Intrinsic Effect: "Red Neck", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
metallic foil cat ears	Intrinsic Effect: "O Hai!", Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
miner's helmet	Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
moist sailor's cap	Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +4
mullet wig	Sleaze Damage: +2, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
# mummy costume
mummy mask	Spooky Damage: +12, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
nasty rat mask	Moxie: +9, Monster Level: -5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
nurse's hat	Maximum HP: +300, HP Regen Min: 30, HP Regen Max: 60, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15
opera mask	Moxie: -5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
orange peel hat	Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
orange traffic cone	Moxie: +3, Spooky Resistance: +2
oriole-feather headdress	Maximum HP: +1, Maximum MP: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
outrageous sombrero	Moxie: +5, Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Initiative: -20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25"
pail	Damage Absorption: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
panhandle panhandling hat	Food Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
paperclip turban	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +5, Maximum MP: +5, Damage Reduction: +5
# parasitic headgnawer: Deals 30-45 damage to attackers
# party hat: (On the Festival of Jarlsberg only)
party hat	MP Regen Min: [3*J], MP Regen Max: [5*J], Mysticality: +3, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
# passable elf mask
pentacorn hat	Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
pig-iron helm	Muscle: +7, Weapon Damage: +10
pimpin' meat hat	Muscle: +2, Moxie: +2, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
pixel hat	Moxie: +2, Muscle: +2, Mysticality: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
plexiglass pith helmet	Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 12, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 12, Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
pointy red hat	Damage Reduction: 5
pottery hat	Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Damage: +5
powdered wig	Moxie: +3, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 4
propeller beanie	Initiative: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
# pumpkinhead mask
raspberry beret	Hot Resistance: +2, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
rave visor	Maximum MP: +20, Raveosity: +2
ravioli hat	Spell Damage: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
red traffic cone	Moxie: +3, Cold Resistance: +2, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15"
reinforced beaded headband	Maximum HP: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
rusty diving helmet	Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: -50, Initiative: -50
# safarrri hat: +10 Damage vs. Lions
safarrri hat	Maximum HP: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
samurai turtle helmet	Muscle: +1, Weapon Damage: +2, Familiar Effect: "?xBarrr, cap 6"
seal-skull helmet	Weapon Damage: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
sealhide hood	Initiative: +20
sequined fez	Moxie: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
shapeless wide-brimmed hat	HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 15, MP Regen Max: 20, Mysticality Percent: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
sinister demon mask	Spooky Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 25, Food Drop: +25
skeletortoise	Mysticality: +2, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
sleep mask	Intrinsic Effect: "Temporary Blindness (intrinsic)"
slime-covered helmet	Slime Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2
snailmail coif	Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 8
snorkel	Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
snow hat	Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "unk, cap 12"
space trooper helmet	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Softcore Only
spaghetti cult mask	Spell Damage Percent: +15
spangly sombrero	Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
spiky turtle helmet	Weapon Damage: +8, Monster Level: +8, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
sponge helmet	Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 15, MP Regen Max: 20, Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
spooky hockey mask	Spooky Resistance: +2, Spooky Damage: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
stainless steel skullcap	Maximum HP: +30, Damage Absorption: +60, Muscle Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
star hat	Maximum MP: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
stone baseball cap	Damage Reduction: 10, Weapon Damage: +15, Muscle: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
straw hat	Item Drop: +10, Food Drop: +15, Booze Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "??"
sugar chapeau	Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25"
superhero mask	Moxie: +5, Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "?xLep, ?xFairy, cap 2"
tattered paper crown	Muscle: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
time helmet	Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
# toy space helmet: Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
toy space helmet	Stench Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43"
turtle wax helmet	Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stun, ?xFairy, cap 10"
turtlemail coif	Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 4, Familiar Effect: "stun, cap 20"
viking helmet	Muscle: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
water-polo cap	Weapon Damage: +30
webbed comic mask	Moxie: +5, Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Softcore Only
willowy bonnet	Maximum MP: +40, Familiar Effect: "?xFairy, cap 18"
# witch hat
wolf mask	Intrinsic Effect: "Complete Delusion", Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
# wolfman mask
wooden salad bowl	Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
wool hat	Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
worn tophat	Moxie: +7, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
wreath of laurels	Muscle: +25, Maximum HP: +25, Maximum MP: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
wumpus-hair wig	Moxie: -5, Stench Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +20
yak toupee	MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
yellow plastic hard hat	Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
yellow traffic cone	Moxie: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +2, Familiar Effect: "?xVolley, ?xLep, cap 15"

# Pants section of modifiers.txt

1337 7r0uZ0RZ	Intrinsic Effect: "1337p4n7Z"
Angelhair Culottes	Mysticality: +11, Spell Damage: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
BRICKO pants	Damage Absorption: +9
Boss Bat britches	Moxie: +5
Brimstone Boxers	Moxie Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: -20, Initiative: +50, Brimstone
Can-Can skirt	Muscle Percent: +10
Cerebral Culottes	Mysticality: +10
Chester's cutoffs	Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit"
Cloaca-Cola fatigues	Mysticality: +3
Crimbo pants	Initiative: +30
Danglin' Chad's loincloth	Sleaze Damage: +25, Moxie: -10
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	Mysticality: +3
# El Vibrato leg guards
Galapagosian Cuisses	Muscle: +11, Familiar Weight: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
# Greatest American Pants: Amazing Super Powers
Greatest American Pants	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only
Grimacite gaiters	Adventures: +3, Mysticality Percent: [10*G]
Grimacite greaves	Initiative: +20, Moxie Percent: [10*G]
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Hobo Power: +25
Knob Goblin Uberpants	Muscle: +2, Mysticality: +2, Moxie: +2
Knob Goblin elite pants	Moxie: +3
Knob Goblin harem pants	Moxie: +1
Knob Goblin pants	Muscle: +1
Krakrox's Loincloth	Muscle: +11, Initiative: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
Lederhosen of the Night	Moxie: +11, Initiative: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief"
Moonthril Greaves	Muscle Percent: [10*G], Mysticality Percent: [10*G], Moxie Percent: [10*G]
Newman's Own Trousers	Mysticality: +11, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror"
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Sauceror"
Orcish cargo shorts	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: -3
Oscus's dumpster waders	Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
Oscus's flypaper pants	Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +50
Radio Free Pants	Intrinsic Effect: "Free Bird"
Spooky Putty leotard	Initiative: +15, Meat Drop: +15, Softcore Only
# Travoltan trousers: 5-Finger Discount
# Travoltan trousers: Moxie used to determine Maximum MP
# Travoltan trousers: (unless Mysticality is higher)
Travoltan trousers	Moxie: +15, Initiative: +30, Ranged Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Moxie May Control MP
Tropical Crimbo Shorts	Initiative: +30
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	Moxie Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +1
Volartta's bellbottoms	Moxie: +11, Ranged Damage: +11, Class: "Disco Bandit"
Voluminous Radio Pants	HP Regen Min: 0, HP Regen Max: 5
Zombo's grievous greaves	Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
# alpha-mail pants
antique greaves	Initiative: -10
astral shorts	Moxie Percent: +25, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 4, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 4
astral trousers	Muscle Percent: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20
astronaut pants	Maximum HP: +30, Maximum MP: +30, Muscle: +5
baggy rave pants	Damage Absorption: +20, Raveosity: +2
bark boxers	Damage Reduction: 5
barskin loincloth	Muscle: +1
basic meat kilt	Moxie: +1
basic meat pants	Moxie: +1
basic meat skirt	Moxie: +1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor	Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5
black greaves	Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +30
bloody clown pants	Spooky Damage: +3, Clownosity: +1
boneana hammock	Sleaze Spell Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +20
bounty-hunting pants	Item Drop: +15
bowlegged pants	Moxie: +5
# bugbear bungguard
bullet-proof corduroys	Maximum MP: +40, Damage Reduction: 2
buoybottoms	Moxie: +11, Monster Level: +7, Initiative: -30
# chain-mail monokini
clingfilm trousers	Mysticality: +9
clockwork pants	Initiative: +10
corroded breeches	Slime Hates It: +1, Damage Absorption: +50, Critical: 3
crotchety pants	Maximum HP: +40
cursed breeches	Moxie: +15
demonskin trousers	Hot Resistance: +2
depleted Grimacite shinguards	Muscle Percent: [5*G], PvP Fights: [G]
distressed denim pants	Stench Resistance: +1, Damage Reduction: 2
double-ice britches	Hot Resistance: +4, Damage Reduction: 4, Maximum HP: +40, Maximum MP: +40
duct tape dockers	Muscle: +6, Mysticality: +6, Moxie: +6, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
dungeoneer's dungarees	Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
# dwarvish war kilt: Blinky Lights
# eelskin pants: Damages Attacking Opponent (Underwater Only)
eelskin pants	Mysticality Percent: +5
fancy tuxedo pants	Moxie Percent: +15
filthy corduroys	Mysticality: +3, Moxie: -3
floaty rock pants	Spell Critical Percent: +10
flowing hippy skirt	Mysticality: +9, Stench Spell Damage: +15
# frilly skirt
furry kilt	Sleaze Damage: +5
furry pants	Sleaze Damage: +5
furry skirt	Sleaze Damage: +5
gauze shorts	Damage Reduction: 3, HP Regen Min: 6, HP Regen Max: 10
giant discarded torn-up glove	Stench Damage: +5, Moxie: -10
gnauga hide chaps	Damage Absorption: +30
gnauga hide kilt	Damage Absorption: +30
gnauga hide skirt	Damage Absorption: +30
gold lam&eacute; pants	Moxie: -8
grass skirt	Moxie: +5
hardened slime pants	Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Never Fumble, Moxie Percent: +20
hippopotamus kilt	Maximum HP: +25
hippopotamus pants	Maximum HP: +25
hippopotamus skirt	Maximum HP: +25
hobo dungarees	Maximum MP: +500, Mysticality Percent: +5
honeybritches	Muscle Percent: +5, Critical: 3, Weapon Damage: +15
ironic jogging shorts	Initiative: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Moxie: -5
# junk-mail pants
leather chaps	Intrinsic Effect: "Chapped Legs"
leotarrrd	Initiative: +15
# liar's pants: +30 to All Attributes.  Yeah, +30.  That's the ticket.
liar's pants	Moxie: +5, Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Softcore Only
los chinos	Damage Absorption: +20
makeshift skirt	Initiative: +15
manly bloomers	Muscle: +6, Moxie: -3
# mariachi pants
miner's pants	Damage Absorption: +20
monster pants	Critical: 3
mostly rat-hide leggings	Initiative: +40, Moxie Percent: +5
ninja hot pants	Hot Damage: +4
old patched suit-pants	Monster Level: +40, Moxie Percent: +5
old school Mafia knickerbockers	Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25
# old sweatpants
palm-frond capris	Moxie: +4, Maximum HP: +30, Maximum MP: +30
pants of the Slug Lord	Stench Resistance: +2
paperclip pants	Adventures: +2, Initiative: +15
# paper-plate-mail pants
parasitic tentacles	Initiative: +30
penguin shorts	Initiative: +20
penguinskin mini-kilt	Initiative: +20
penguinskin mini-skirt	Initiative: +20
pig-iron shinguards	Moxie: +6, Initiative: +10
pin-stripe slacks	Initiative: +15
pink pinkslip slip	Initiative: +35, Damage Reduction: 4
pixel pants	Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10
plexiglass pants	Initiative: +25, Item Drop: +20, Moxie Percent: +30
poodle skirt	Slime Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +25, Hot Damage: +25
pottery training pants	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Hot Damage: +5
rusty metal greaves	Initiative: -10
sealhide leggings	HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10
slime-covered greaves	Slime Resistance: +2, HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 40, Initiative: -10
snailmail breeches	Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
snow pants	Hot Resistance: +2
snowboarder pants	Damage Absorption: +20
spandex anniversary shorts	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
spangly mariachi pants	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 10
square sponge pants	Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15, Damage Absorption: +30
stainless steel slacks	Initiative: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Moxie Percent: +15
star pants	Initiative: +20
sticky meat kilt	Moxie: +3
sticky meat pants	Moxie: +3
sticky meat skirt	Moxie: +3
stinky cheese diaper	Softcore Only, Adventures: [max(1,min(10,floor(pref(_stinkyCheeseCount)/10)))]
# studded leather boxer shorts
sugar shorts	Muscle Percent: +25, Mysticality Percent: +25, Moxie Percent: +25
swashbuckling pants	Moxie: +4
tighty whiteys	Spooky Resistance: +2
time trousers	Adventures: +3
tree skirt	Moxie: +5
trousers of the white knight	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Maximum HP: +15, Maximum MP: +15
# troutpiece
turtle wax greaves	Muscle: +2
turtlemail breeches	Maximum HP: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +2
white satin pants	Sleaze Resistance: +2
wumpus-hair loincloth	Initiative: -10, HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 8, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 8, Cold Resistance: +2
yakskin kilt	Maximum MP: +25
yakskin pants	Maximum MP: +25
yakskin skirt	Maximum MP: +25

# Shirts section of modifiers.txt

&quot;Humorous&quot; T-shirt	Muscle: +4, Mysticality: +4, Moxie: +4, Fumble: 2
ASCII shirt	Mysticality: +7
# Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	Item Drop: +7, Meat Drop: +7
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +10
Chester's muscle shirt	Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 10
# Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket: + ???
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	PvP Fights: +3
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	Adventures: +3
Grateful Undead T-shirt	Item Drop: +5
Grimacite gown	Monster Level: [10*G]
Grimacite guayabera	Monster Level: [10*G]
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Spooky Damage: +15, Stench Damage: +15, Hot Damage: +15, Cold Damage: +15, Sleaze Damage: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
Kiss the Knob apron	Maximum MP: +5
Knob Goblin elite shirt	Muscle: +3
Mer-kin breastplate	Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20
Moonthril Cuirass	Monster Level: [10*G]
Mr. Shirt	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
# Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket: 50% Discount on Gift Packages
Radio Free Jersey	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
Ultracolor&trade; shirt	Spooky Damage: +8, Stench Damage: +8, Hot Damage: +8, Cold Damage: +8, Sleaze Damage: +8
Ye Olde Navy Fleece	Meat Drop: +10
anniversary safety glass vest	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
asbestos apron	Hot Resistance: +3
astral shirt	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3
barskin cloak	Muscle: +2
bat-ass leather jacket	Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
bronze breastplate	Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 4
chamoisole	Slime Resistance: +3
clockwork trench coat	Damage Absorption: +15
clownskin harness	Spooky Damage: +2, Sleaze Damage: +2, Clownosity: +2
coconut bikini top	Mysticality: +5
demonskin jacket	Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +5
duct tape shirt	Moxie: +9, Meat Drop: +20
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	Cold Resistance: +2
filthy hippy poncho	Mysticality: +3
flaming pink shirt	Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only
floral print shirt	Mysticality: +5
flyest of shirts	Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5
frilly shirt	Mysticality: +3
gingham blouse	Muscle: +5
gnauga hide vest	Damage Reduction: 6, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
goth kid t-shirt	Monster Level: +5
grungy flannel shirt	Moxie: +11
harem girl t-shirt	Moxie: +3
hipposkin poncho	Monster Level: +10
letterman's jacket	Slime Resistance: +1, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	Moxie: +3
origami pasties	Meat Drop: +30, Softcore Only
palm-frond cloak	Cold Resistance: +2, Hot Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2
pirate shirt	Moxie: +3
psycho sweater	Weapon Damage Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +20
# red-and-green sweater: Shocking!
rhinestone cowboy shirt	Muscle: +5
safety vest	Damage Reduction: 3, Moxie: +5
sea salt scrubs	Maximum HP: +400, Maximum MP: +400, Mysticality Percent: +15
sealhide cloak	Cold Resistance: +2
shark jumper	Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 40
snailmail hauberk	Damage Absorption: +60, HP Regen Min: 6, HP Regen Max: 14, MP Regen Min: 6, MP Regen Max: 14
soggy wofl t-shirt	Muscle: +3
souvenir ski t-shirt	Moxie: +5
spangly mariachi vest	Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: -25
star shirt	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5
sugar shirt	Experience: +3
supportive bra	Moxie: +3
turtlemail hauberk	Damage Absorption: +30, HP Regen Min: 6, HP Regen Max: 12
tuxedo shirt	Moxie: +7
# vampire cape
white hat hacker T-shirt	Critical: 2, Muscle: +2, Mysticality: +2, Moxie: +2
white snakeskin duster	Muscle: +2, Maximum HP: +10
wumpus-hair sweater	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Maximum HP: +30, Maximum MP: +30
yak anorak	MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4

# Weapons section of modifiers.txt

17-alarm Saucepan	Mysticality: +11, Hot Spell Damage: +15
# 25-meat staff
4-dimensional guitar	Ranged Damage: +7, Critical: 3
5-Alarm Saucepan	Mysticality: +7, Class: "Sauceror"
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	Weakens Monster
# 7-inch discus: On Critical: Music Snobbery!
7-inch discus	Moxie Percent: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +10
# Ax of L'rose
BRICKO sword	Weapon Damage: +6
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	Muscle: +11, Mysticality: +11, Moxie: +11, Adventures: +3
Bjorn's Hammer	Muscle: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
Brimstone Bludgeon	Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: -20, Weapon Damage: +30, Brimstone
Bugfinder Blade	Muscle: +7, Mysticality: +7, Moxie: +7
C.B.F.G.	Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10
C.H.U.M. knife	Stench Damage: +30
Cerebral Crossbow	Cold Damage: +3, Spooky Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3
Chelonian Morningstar	Muscle: +11, Never Fumble
Chester's bag of candy	Sleaze Damage: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
# Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife: Drains MP on Successful Hit
Coily&trade;	Moxie Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +25
Crimbo sword	Weapon Damage: +5
Crimbo ukelele	Item Drop: +10
# Crimbomination Contraption
Disco Banjo	Moxie: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit", DB Combat Damage: +3
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	Weapon Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +1
Drowsy Sword	Weakens Monster, Monster Level: -10
# El Vibrato energy spear
# Flail of the Seven Aspects: Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
# Flail of the Seven Aspects: Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails
Flail of the Seven Aspects	Muscle: +15, Never Fumble, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
Frost&trade; brand sword	Muscle: +3, Monster Level: +3, Cold Damage: +3
Frosty's arm	Weapon Damage: +30, Cold Damage: +30
Frosty's nailbat	Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +3, Cold Damage: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
Frosty's snowball sack	Cold Damage: +50
Gnollish autoplunger	Mysticality: +3
# Gnollish flyswatter
Gnollish pie server	Spell Damage: +3
# Gnollish plunger
Gnollish slotted spoon	Spell Damage: +3
Greek Pasta of Peril	Mysticality: +11, Food Drop: +10, Initiative: +25
Grimacite gat	Initiative: +20, Moxie Percent: [10*G]
Grimacite glaive	Weapon Damage: +15, Muscle Percent: [10*G]
Hammer of Smiting	Muscle: +16, Critical: 3
# Hodgman's whackin' stick: On Critical: Insanity!
Hodgman's whackin' stick	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	Moxie: +5
Kentucky-fried meat staff	Mysticality: +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword	Muscle: +5
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	Muscle: +5
Knob Goblin elite polearm	Weapon Damage: +3
Knob Goblin melon baller	Spell Damage: +8
Knob Goblin scimitar	Muscle: +1
Knob Goblin spatula	Spell Damage: +4
Knob Goblin tongs	Spell Damage: +2
KoL Con Cinco Pi&ntilde;ata Bat	Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 1, HP Regen Max: 3, MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion chainsaw	Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Weakens Monster, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion double prism	Spooky Damage: +2, Stench Damage: +2, Hot Damage: +2, Cold Damage: +2, Sleaze Damage: +2, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion flamethrower	Hot Damage: +20, Softcore Only
# Loathing Legion hammer: Gets the job done
Loathing Legion hammer	Softcore Only
Mace of the Tortoise	Muscle: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
Mafia violin case	Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +30
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10
Mer-kin digpick	Weapon Damage: +30
# Mer-kin hookspear: Extracts Meat on Critical Hits
Mer-kin hookspear	Initiative: +20, Weapon Damage: +40
# Meteoid ice beam: On Critical: Freeze Opponent
Meteoid ice beam	Cold Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +2
# Mjolnir Jr.
Moonthril Flamberge	Muscle Percent: [15*G]
Moonthril Longbow	Moxie Percent: [15*G]
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	Hot Damage: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +2
PVC staff	Mysticality Percent: +15, Item Drop: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +60
Pasta of Peril	Mysticality: +7, Initiative: +15, Class: "Pastamancer"
Periodical Paintbrush	Muscle Percent: [+5*G], Mysticality Percent: [+5*G], Moxie Percent: [+5*G], Softcore Only
Radio Free Foil	Intrinsic Effect: "Shiny Happy Weapon"
# Red Rover BB gun: You'll Put Your Eye Out!
Red Rover BB gun	Critical: 3
Rock and Roll Legend	Moxie: +7, Class: "Accordion Thief"
# Ruby Rod
# Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo: Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	Moxie: +11, Meat Drop: +23, Class: "Disco Bandit", DB Combat Damage: +15
Shagadelic Disco Banjo	Moxie: +11, Meat Drop: +10, DB Combat Damage: +7
# Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr: +20% Physical Damage (currently approximated with Weapon Damage)
# Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr: Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash
Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	Weapon Damage Percent: +20, Muscle: +23, Critical: 4, Class: "Seal Clubber"
Spirit Precipice	Muscle: +7, Mysticality: +5, Critical: 5
Spooky Putty ball	Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only
Spooky Putty snake	Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 6, MP Regen Max: 8, Softcore Only
Squeezebox of the Ages	Moxie: +11, Ranged Damage: +15
Staff of Blood and Pudding	Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +15, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3
Staff of Queso Escusado	Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 6, MP Regen Max: 8, Softcore Only
Staff of the Black Kettle	Spell Damage Percent: +75, Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Staff of the Deepest Freeze	Spell Damage Percent: +200, Cold Spell Damage: +30, MP Regen Min: 20, MP Regen Max: 30
Staff of the Grand Flamb&eacute;	Spell Damage Percent: +150, Cold Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 10
Staff of the Grease Trap	Spell Damage Percent: +150, Sleaze Spell Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 10
Staff of the Greasefire	Spell Damage Percent: +35, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4
Staff of the Kitchen Floor	Spell Damage Percent: +150, Stench Spell Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 10
Staff of the Midnight Snack	Spell Damage Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	Spell Damage Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3
Staff of the Short Order Cook	Spell Damage Percent: +20, Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3
Staff of the Soupbone	Spell Damage Percent: +75, Maximum MP: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Staff of the Teapot Tempest	Spell Damage Percent: +25, Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	Spell Damage Percent: +150, Cold Spell Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 10
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	Spell Damage Percent: +125, Mysticality: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 8
Staff of the Woodfire	Experience (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 15
Super Magic Power Sword X	Muscle: +4, Initiative: +20, Critical: 2
The Landscaper's leafblower	Monster Level: [pref(_leafblowerML)]
# The Trickster's Trikitixa: Special Attack: Extreme High Note
The Trickster's Trikitixa	Moxie: +15, Ranged Damage: +23, Item Drop: +11, Class: "Accordion Thief"
# Totally Gay Claymore
Tropical Crimbo Sword	Weapon Damage: +5
Uncle Hobo's highest bough	Muscle Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 30, MP Regen Min: 15, MP Regen Max: 30
Underworld flail	Experience (Moxie): +10, Ranged Damage: +30, Moxie Percent: +10
Underworld truncheon	Experience (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +20, Muscle Percent: +10
Unionize The Elves sign	Weakens Monster
# Wand of Nagamar
# Windsor Pan of the Source: Special Attack: Saucemageddon
Windsor Pan of the Source	Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +23, Spell Critical Percent: +11, Class: "Sauceror"
# Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords: Special Attack: Noodles of Fire
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	Mysticality: +15, Food Drop: +50, Initiative: +40, Class: "Pastamancer"
# X-37 gun: Shoots Elemental Blasts
Zim Merman's guitar	Ranged Damage: +20
Zombo's shoulder blade	Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +30
a butt tuba	Sleaze Damage: +15
acoustic guitarrr	Meat Drop: +8
ancient stone fist	Damage Reduction: 2, Maximum HP: +20
antique spear	Initiative: -30, Weakens Monster
# archaeologing shovel
armgun	Weapon Damage: +10, Critical: 2
arse-shooting crossbow	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15
asbestos crossbow	Moxie: +7, Muscle: +5
asbestos staff	Mysticality: +7, Moxie: +5
asbestos sword	Muscle: +7, Mysticality: +5
asparagus knife	Stench Damage: +1
astral bludgeon	Muscle Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Critical: 3
astral longbow	Moxie Percent: +25, Ranged Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30
astral mace	Muscle Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, PvP Fights: +5
astral pistol	Moxie Percent: +25, Ranged Damage: +20, PvP Fights: +5
# automatic catapult
bad-ass club	Weapon Damage: +15, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
balloon sword	Never Fumble, Weapon Damage: -2, Clownosity: +2
# bamboo bokuto
bar whip	Familiar Weight: +2
basic meat crossbow	Moxie: +1
basic meat spork	Muscle: +3, Weapon Damage: +3
basic meat staff	Mysticality: +1
basic meat sword	Muscle: +1
bat whip	Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +5
batblade	Weapon Damage: +15
beer bong	Stench Damage: +15, Monster Level: +5
beer-a-pult	Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
beer-soaked mop	Sleaze Damage: +3
big bass drum	Maximum HP: +20, Damage Absorption: +8
# big stick
big stirring stick	Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +5
# bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
# bindlestocking: On Critical: Merry Crimbo!
bindlestocking	Item Drop: +10, Weapon Damage: +25
black kettle drum	Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +30, Maximum MP: +30
black sword	Critical: 3, Weapon Damage: +7
blammer	Critical: 3, Weakens Monster
blunt icepick	Cold Damage: +15
# bone and arrow: +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
# bone crusher: +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
bone flute	Spooky Damage: +11
bone rattle	Spooky Damage: +4
# bonerang: +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
# boning knife: +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
# bottle-rocket crossbow: Shoots Bottle-Rockets!
bottle-rocket crossbow	Moxie Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +15, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only
bounty-hunting rifle	Item Drop: +15
bow staff	Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +3
boxing glove on a spring	Moxie: +3, Weapon Damage: +4, Initiative: +10
brand new key	Muscle Percent: +5, Weapon Damage: +20
broken sword	Spooky Resistance: +1
bubble bauble bow	Moxie: +3, Mysticality: +2, Item Drop: +5
bubblewrap crossbow	Moxie: +3, Mysticality: +2
bubblewrap staff	Mysticality: +3, Muscle: +2
bubblewrap sword	Muscle: +3, Moxie: +2
bucket of anniversary lard	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
buffalo blade	Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +2
bugbear-smiting sword	Weapon Damage: +10, Muscle: +10
calavera concertina	Moxie: +3
can cannon	Moxie: +3, Monster Level: +3, Weapon Damage: +3
can of fake snow	Cold Damage: +5
can of maces	Weapon Damage: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1
# can-you-dig-it?
candy knuckles	Weapon Damage: +25
cardboard crossbow	Moxie: +3, Weapon Damage: +3
cardboard katana	Weapon Damage: +3, Synergetic
cardboard staff	Mysticality: +3, Weapon Damage: +3
cardboard sword	Muscle: +3, Weapon Damage: +3
cardboard wakizashi	Damage Reduction: 2, Synergetic
carob cannon	Moxie: +7, Adventures: +3, Stench Damage: +5
cast-iron legacy paddle	Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +10
# charming flute: +20 Damage vs. Snakes
charming flute	Moxie: +8
# cheap plastic blowgun: 50% chance of poisoning opponent.
cheap plastic bottle opener	Sleaze Damage: +2
cheap plastic kazoo	Monster Level: +10
# chisel
chopsticks	Initiative: +20, Spell Damage: +12
chrome crossbow	Moxie: +7, Adventures: +3
chrome staff	Mysticality: +7, Adventures: +3
chrome sword	Muscle: +7, Adventures: +3
clock-cleaning hammer	Weapon Damage: +20
# clockwork crossbow: Weakens Monster on Critical Hit
clockwork crossbow	Ranged Damage: +10, Critical: 3
# clockwork staff: Restores 3-24 MP on Critical Hit
clockwork staff	Spell Damage: +10, Critical: 3
# clockwork sword: Heals 3-24 HP on Critical Hit
clockwork sword	Weapon Damage: +10, Critical: 3
# clown hammer: Squeaky!
clown whip	Sleaze Resistance: +2, Clownosity: +2
club of corruption	Weapon Damage: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
club of the five seasons	Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
# cool whip
corn holder	Spell Damage: +1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption	Weapon Damage: +9, Class: "Seal Clubber"
corrupt club of corruption	Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
costume sword	Weapon Damage: -10, Initiative: +30
crazy bastard sword	Weapon Damage: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +2, PvP Fights: +7
creepy-ass club	Weapon Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
crowbar	Initiative: +25
crowbarrr	Initiative: +15
curdflinger	Moxie: +3, Weakens Monster
curmudgel	Monster Level: +8, Weapon Damage: +10
cursed cutlass	Muscle: +15
cyber-mattock	Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +10
# decaying wooden oar
demon whip	Hot Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3
denim axe	Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10
dense meat crossbow	Moxie: +3
dense meat staff	Mysticality: +3
dense meat sword	Muscle: +3
dented harmonica	Mysticality: +1
# depleted Grimacite hammer: Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
depleted Grimacite hammer	Monster Level: [5*G]
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	Critical Hit Percent: [ceil(G/2)]
diabolical crossbow	Slime Hates It: +1, Spooky Damage: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +2
diamond-studded cane	Moxie: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
didgeridooka	Moxie: +9
# disco ball
dishrag	Stench Damage: +3
double-barreled sling	Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
dreadlock whip	Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Monster Level: +10
dripping meat crossbow	Moxie: +2
dripping meat staff	Mysticality: +2
dripping meat sword	Muscle: +2
drywall axe	Muscle: +2, Mysticality: +2, Moxie: +2, Muscle Percent: +3, Mysticality Percent: +3, Moxie Percent: +3
duck-on-a-string	Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
duct tape sword	Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +5
dueling banjo	Moxie: +4, Monster Level: +5
# dwarvish war mattock: Magical Blue Glow
eXtreme meat crossbow	Moxie: +7
eXtreme meat staff	Mysticality: +7
eXtreme meat sword	Muscle: +7
eggbeater	Spell Damage: +2
electric crutch	Spell Damage: +20
# elephant stinger: 50% chance of poisoning opponent
elephant stinger	Muscle: +3
# elven whittling knife: On Critical:  Whittles enemy down
# especially homoerotic frat-paddle
evil paper umbrella	Monster Level: +1
evil-ass club	Weapon Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
# fetus-smashing club
filthy pestle	Spell Damage: +7
finger cymbals	Maximum MP: +20
fire poi	Hot Damage: +15, Moxie: +3
fish bazooka	Moxie Percent: +5, Meat Drop: +10
fish scimitar	Muscle Percent: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +10
fish stick	Mysticality Percent: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +15
flamin' bindle	Item Drop: +10, Hot Damage: +25
flaming cardboard sword	Muscle: +3, Weapon Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3
flaming crutch	Hot Damage: +3
flaming juggler's balls	Hot Damage: +10, Experience: +2, Softcore Only
flamingo mallet	Monster Level: +4, Meat Drop: +5
fluorescent lightbulb	Maximum MP: +30
flypaper staff	Mysticality: +3, Weapon Damage: +3, Spooky Damage: +3
# fouet de tortue-dressage: +10 to Familiar Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage	Familiar Weight: +10
freezin' bindle	Item Drop: +10, Cold Damage: +25
frigid hanky&#363;	Cold Damage: +6, Moxie: +2, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
frigid-ass club	Weapon Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: 15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
frozen nunchaku	Weapon Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3
frozen seal spine	Cold Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
ga-ga radio	Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20
gatorskin umbrella	Stench Resistance: +3, Weapon Damage: +15
giant cactus quill	Critical: 3, Maximum HP: +30
giant cheesestick	Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +11
giant discarded plastic fork	Critical: 2, Initiative: -10
giant driftwood sculpture	Moxie: +8, Weapon Damage: +15
# giant fishhook
giant foam finger	Damage Reduction: 3
giant needle	Monster Level: +5
# gift-a-pult: Allows hurling of Gift Items
glistening staff	Mysticality: +2, Sleaze Damage: +3
# glow-in-the-dark dart gun: Super Accurate!
glow-in-the-dark dart gun	Moxie: [9-M], Ranged Damage: [2*(9-M)]
gnauga hide whip	Item Drop: +3
goatskin umbrella	Stench Damage: +15
# goblin autoblowgun: 50% chance of poisoning opponent.
goblin autoblowgun	Ranged Damage: +5
# goblin hunting spear: +15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
goblin hunting spear	Weapon Damage: [5+15*loc(jungle)]
goulauncher	Moxie: +4, Spooky Damage: +5
grass blade	Weapon Damage: +5
grass whistle	Moxie: +6, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 6
grassy cutlass	Weapon Damage: +11
grave robbing shovel	Spooky Damage: +3, Initiative: -10
grease gun	Moxie: +3, Weapon Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3
# haiku katana: Allows use of seasonal attacks
haiku katana	Muscle Percent: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +1, Softcore Only
hairy staff	Mysticality: +7, Spell Damage: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
half-sized guitar	Moxie: +2, Ranged Damage: +4
halfberd	Weapon Damage: +2
halibut	Stench Damage: +100, Sleaze Damage: +100, Moxie Percent: -10
hammerus	Spooky Damage: +15
happiness	Hot Damage: +12
heavy leather-bound tome	Weakens Monster
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	Weapon Damage: +16
# heteroerotic frat-paddle
hilarious comedy prop	HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 6, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 6
hippo whip	Monster Level: +10
hippy bongo	Stench Damage: +5
homoerotic frat-paddle	Sleaze Damage: +4
honey dipper	Mysticality Percent: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 7, Spell Damage: +15
hot cross bow	Moxie: +7, Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5
hot-ass club	Weapon Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: 15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
huge mirror shard	Weapon Damage: +5
huge spoon	Spell Damage: +10
ice sickle	Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only
icy-hot katana	Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3
immense cyborg hand	Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3
infernal fife	Hot Damage: +7
infernal toilet brush	Stench Damage: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
inflatable baseball bat	Weapon Damage: +30
iron pasta spoon	Spell Damage: +10
ironic battle spoon	Spell Damage: +10
jack flapper	Spell Damage: +5
jungle drum	Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +2, Initiative: -20
kneecapping stick	Critical: 3
knob bugle	Weakens Monster
lawn dart	Muscle Percent: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +300
lawnmower blade	Weapon Damage: +15
lead pipe	Muscle: +6, Mysticality: +6
# lead yo-yo
linoleum crossbow	Moxie: +7, Spell Damage: +7
linoleum staff	Mysticality: +7, Spell Damage: +7
linoleum sword	Muscle: +7, Spell Damage: +7
little paper umbrella	Spell Damage: +1
live wire	Weapon Damage: +3, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3
# lucky ball-and-chain
lupine sword	Spooky Damage: +9, Synergetic
machetito	Weapon Damage: +9
magic whistle	Monster Level: +4, Familiar Weight: +1
magilaser blastercannon	Ranged Damage: +15, Hot Damage: +5
mannequin leg	Sleaze Damage: +20, Moxie: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
massive sitar	Mysticality: +12, Spell Damage: +20
meatspout staff	Mysticality: +7, Adventures: +3, Meat Drop: +15
muculent machete	Muscle: +2, Meat Drop: +5
nasty-ass club	Weapon Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Stench Damage: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
ninja mop	Weapon Damage: +5
# non-stick pugil stick: On Critical:  Stuns Opponent
non-stick pugil stick	Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +10
obsidian dagger	Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3
ocarina of space	Muscle: +4, Mysticality: +4, Moxie: +4, Ranged Damage: +5, Experience: +2
octopus's spade	Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +10, Weapon Damage: +15
office-supply crossbow	Moxie: +3, Ranged Damage: +3
old school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	Ranged Damage: +27
origami riding crop	Intrinsic Effect: "Innuendo Shopping", Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +15, Softcore Only
out-of-tune biwa	Ranged Damage: +2
oversized pizza cutter	Spell Damage: +13
pair of bolt cutters	Weakens Monster
palm-frond whip	Weapon Damage: +30
parasitic claw	Weapon Damage: +15
# pasta spoon
penguin whip	Meat Drop: +3
perforated battle paddle	Weapon Damage: +10
pernicious cudgel	Slime Hates It: +1, Sleaze Damage: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +2
pestoblade	Muscle: +3, Stench Damage: +3
pipe wrench	Weapon Damage: +8
pitchfork	Weapon Damage: +9
pixel boomerang	Item Drop: +5
pixel chain whip	Muscle: +4, Mysticality: +4, Moxie: +4
pixel morning star	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5
pixel sword	Initiative: +15
pixel whip	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3
plastic guitar	Moxie: +5, Initiative: +15
plexiglass pikestaff	Weapon Damage: +25, PvP Fights: +10, Muscle Percent: +30
pocket theremin	Spooky Damage: +4
pointed stick	Critical: 2, Weapon Damage: +10
# poison pen: 75% chance of poisoning opponent.
pool cue	Moxie: +3
portable corkscrew	Weapon Damage: +3, Spell Damage: +3
potato pistol	Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
pottery club	Hot Damage: +5
pottery yo-yo	Hot Damage: +5
poutine pole	Mysticality: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3
prehistoric spear	Critical: 2
projectile icemaker	Moxie: +7, Spell Damage: +7, Cold Damage: +5
pygmy spear	Muscle: +7
rainbow crossbow	Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
ram stick	Moxie: +5
ram-battering staff	Hot Spell Damage: +10, Moxie: +5
ratarang	Ranged Damage: +7, Moxie: +3
rattail whip	Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +5
rave whistle	Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Raveosity: +1
repeating crossbow	Moxie: +2, Critical: 3
rib of the Bonerdagon	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +15
ridiculously huge sword	Weapon Damage: +12, Muscle: +4
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	Critical: 3, Fumble: 3
roboduck-on-a-string	Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
rubber axe	Sleaze Damage: +2
rubber band gun	Moxie: +5
rusty grave robbing shovel	Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: -10
rusty piece of rebar	Weapon Damage: +25, Critical: 3
# rusty speargun: On Critical:  Deals 50-60 additional damage
rusty speargun	Weapon Damage: +25, Critical: 3
sabre teeth	Weapon Damage: +4
# sack of doorknobs
# saucepan
savory crossbow	Moxie: +4
savory staff	Mysticality: +4
savory sword	Muscle: +4
# scorpion whip: 50% chance of poisoning opponent.
scorpion whip	Weapon Damage: +13
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	none
scratch 'n' sniff sword	none
# seal-clubbing club
sealhide whip	Cold Damage: +25
serpentine sword	Monster Level: +10, Synergetic
severed flipper	Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
shiny butcherknife	Spell Damage: +5
shuddersword	Muscle: +7, Spell Damage: +7, Spooky Damage: +5
silver cheese-slicer	Spell Damage Percent: +10
silver pat&eacute; knife	Spell Critical Percent: +5
silver shrimp fork	Spell Damage: +14, Weapon Damage: +5
skate blade	Moxie Percent: +5, Weakens Monster
skate board	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 10
skeleton bone	Spooky Damage: +1
sleazy bindle	Item Drop: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
# slightly peevedbow
slime-covered club	Weapon Damage: [50*zone(The Slime Tube)+25], Critical: 3
slime-covered shovel	Weapon Damage: [100*zone(The Slime Tube)+60], Initiative: -10
slime-covered speargun	Weapon Damage: [50*zone(The Slime Tube)+25], Critical: 3
# slingshot
smoldering staff	Mysticality: +7, Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +11
soup-chucks	Hot Damage: +2
soylent staff	Mysticality: +4, Spell Damage: +10
spiked femur	Spooky Damage: +6
spooky bicycle chain	Spooky Damage: +5, Critical: 2
spooky bindle	Item Drop: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
spooky staff	Mysticality: +2, Spooky Damage: +2
spooky stick	Spooky Damage: +2
spork	Muscle: +2
squeaky staff	Mysticality: +3, Monster Level: +6
stainless steel shillelagh	Weapon Damage: +20, Critical: 4, Muscle Percent: +15
star boomerang	Moxie: +5
star crossbow	Moxie: +8
star spatula	Spell Damage: +15
star staff	Mysticality: +8
star stiletto	Muscle: +5
star sword	Muscle: +8
starchy crossbow	Moxie: +3
starchy staff	Mysticality: +3
starchy sword	Muscle: +3
stinkin' bindle	Item Drop: +10, Stench Damage: +25
stinky cheese sword	Softcore Only, Stench Damage: [max(1,min(33,floor(pref(_stinkyCheeseCount)/3)))]
# stolen accordion
stone banjo	Moxie: +1
# stuffed crazy bastard sword
styrofoam crossbow	Moxie: +3, Monster Level: +3
styrofoam staff	Mysticality: +3, Monster Level: +3
styrofoam sword	Muscle: +3, Monster Level: +3
# suede shortsword
sugar shank	Weapon Damage Percent: +50
sugar shillelagh	Weapon Damage Percent: +50
sugar shotgun	Weapon Damage Percent: +50
super-sweet boom box	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 10, Four Songs
# sweet ninja sword
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	Muscle: +7, Adventures: +5
sword of static	Muscle: +3, Moxie: +2, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3
tail o' nine cats	Initiative: +15, Monster Level: +5
tambourine	Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20
teflon spatula	Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spell Damage: +40
third-hand nunchaku	Weapon Damage: +3
throwing wrench	Weakens Monster
time sword	Adventures: +3
tiny ninja sword	Moxie: +1
tiny plastic sword	Moxie: +1
titanium assault umbrella	Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
toy ray gun	Hot Damage: +5, Critical: 2
# trout fang: 25% chance of poisoning opponent
trout fang	Weapon Damage: +15
trusty torch	Hot Damage: +3
# turtle totem
# two-handed depthsword
ultimate ultimate frisbee	Moxie: +2, Ranged Damage: +4
vampire duck-on-a-string	Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5
velcro broadsword	Muscle Percent: +5, MP Regen Min: 6, MP Regen Max: 12, Hat Drop: +20, Pants Drop: +20
velcro paddle ball	Moxie Percent: +5, MP Regen Min: 6, MP Regen Max: 12, Accessory Drop: +20
vibrating cyborg knife	Weapon Damage: +20, Fumble: 3
villainous scythe	Slime Hates It: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: 4
vorpal blade	Critical: 2
war tongs	Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
white sword	Muscle: +2
white whip	Experience: +1
wholeberd	Weapon Damage: +6
wiffle-flail	Mysticality: +3, Muscle: +2, Initiative: +20
witty rapier	Experience (Mysticality): +2
wooden axe	Muscle: +3
wooden stakes	Weapon Damage: +1
world's smallest violin	Ranged Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +5, Monster Level: +5
# worm-riding hooks
wumpus-hair whip	Spooky Damage: +2, Stench Damage: +2, Hot Damage: +2, Cold Damage: +2, Sleaze Damage: +2
yak whip	Weakens Monster
yohohoyo	Critical: 2, Spooky Damage: +1, Stench Damage: +1, Hot Damage: +1, Cold Damage: +1, Sleaze Damage: +1

# Off-hand section of modifiers.txt

'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	Booze Drop: +30
1-ball	Initiative: +5
17-ball	Spooky Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +20
2-ball	Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +5
3-ball	Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +5
4-ball	Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +5
5-ball	Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +5
6-ball	Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +5
7-ball	Meat Drop: +5
9-ball	Weapon Damage: +5, Ranged Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5
Abyssal ember	Hot Damage: +20, Weapon Drop: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
BRICKO bulwark	Maximum HP: +6, Damage Reduction: 3
Bag o' Tricks	Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +15, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 12, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only
Brimstone Bunker	Muscle Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: -20, Damage Reduction: 25, Brimstone
# C.H.U.M. lantern: (In Sewers)
C.H.U.M. lantern	Stench Damage: +17, Item Drop: [30*loc(Sewer Tunnels)]
Cloaca-Cola shield	Mysticality: +1, Damage Reduction: 4
# Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration: All Spells Cast Are Hot
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	Spell Damage: +10
# Cookbook of the Damned: All Spells Cast Are Stinky
Cookbook of the Damned	Spell Damage: +10
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Damage Reduction: 15
Dungeon Fist gauntlet	Weapon Damage: +25, Combat Rate: +5, Food Drop: -100
Dyspepsi-Cola shield	Mysticality: +1, Damage Reduction: 4
Ellsbury's skull	Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10
# Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire: All Spells Cast Are Cold
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	Spell Damage: +10
Glass Balls of the Goblin King	Mysticality: +14
# Hodgman's almanac: Converts Hobo Power to Spell Damage
Hodgman's almanac	Spell Damage: [1.2*H]
# Hodgman's cane: Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration
Hodgman's cane	HP Regen Min: [0.25*H], HP Regen Max: [0.33*H], MP Regen Min: [0.25*H], MP Regen Max: [0.33*H]
# Hodgman's garbage sticker: Converts Hobo Power to + Meat Drops
Hodgman's garbage sticker	Meat Drop: [1.0*H]
# Hodgman's harmonica: Converts Hobo Power to Ranged Damage
Hodgman's harmonica	Ranged Damage: [1.0*H]
# Hodgman's imaginary hamster: Converts Hobo Power to + Meat Drops, + Item Drops, and HP and MP Regeneration
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: [0.5*H], Meat Drop: [1.0*H], HP Regen Min: [0.25*H], HP Regen Max: [0.33*H], MP Regen Min: [0.25*H], MP Regen Max: [0.33*H]
# Hodgman's metal detector: Converts Hobo Power to + Item Drops
Hodgman's metal detector	Item Drop: [0.5*H]
# Hodgman's varcolac paw: Converts Hobo Power to Weapon Damage
Hodgman's varcolac paw	Weapon Damage: [0.8*H]
Idol of Ak'gyxoth	Moxie: +43, Mana Cost: -1
# Kevlar balloon
KoL Con IV Pole	Maximum HP: +4, Maximum MP: +4, Muscle: +4, Mysticality: +4, Moxie: +4, Hot Damage: +4
KoL Con Six Pack	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Booze Drop: +25
LARP carp	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Loathing Legion abacus	Mana Cost (combat): -5, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion can opener	Food Drop: +25, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion corkscrew	Booze Drop: +25, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion defibrillator	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion electric knife	Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion kitchen sink	Spell Damage Percent: +25, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion moondial	Adventures: +4, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion pizza stone	Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Damage Reduction: 6, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion tape measure	Critical: 3, Softcore Only
Mer-kin roundshield	Damage Reduction: 5, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20
Mer-kin takebag	Item Drop: [5+10*zone(The Sea)]
Mr. Balloon	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3
# Mylar balloon
# Necrotelicomnicon: All Spells Cast Are Spooky
Necrotelicomnicon	Spell Damage: +10
# Ol' Scratch's ash can: All Spells Cast Are Hot
Ol' Scratch's ash can	Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +30, Class: "Sauceror"
# Ol' Scratch's stove door: Deals 40-50 <font color=red>Hot Damage</font> to attackers
Ol' Scratch's stove door	Hot Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 15
# Oscus's garbage can lid: Deals 40-50 <font color=green>Stench Damage</font> to attackers
Operation Patriot Shield	Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Softcore Only
# Operation Patriot Shield: Can be Thrown in Combat
# Seal Clubber:
# Operation Patriot Shield	HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 12, Weapon Damage: +15, Damage Reduction: 1
# Turtle Tamer:
# Operation Patriot Shield	HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 12, Familiar Weight: +5
# Disco Bandit
# Operation Patriot Shield: Makes you a Crack Shot
# Operation Patriot Shield	Ranged Damage: +20
# Accordion Thief
# Operation Patriot Shield: Lets You Sing More Proudly
# Operation Patriot Shield	Four Songs
# Pastamancer
# Operation Patriot Shield	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6, Mana Cost (combat): -3
# Sauceror
# Operation Patriot Shield	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6, Spell Damage: +20
Oscus's garbage can lid	Stench Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 15
# Raggedy Hippy doll
Seven Loco	Booze Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5
# Sinful Desires: All Spells Cast Are Sleazy
Sinful Desires	Spell Damage: +10
# Spanish fly trap
The Spirit of Crimbo	Free Pull
Tiki lighter	Experience: +1, Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
# Tuesday's ruby has day-dependent effects which are hard-coded
Tuesday's ruby	none
Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	Monster Level: +5
# Wand of Oscus: All Spells Cast Are Stinky
Wand of Oscus	Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +30, Class: "Pastamancer"
Zombo's shield	Damage Absorption: +50, Spooky Damage: +30, Muscle Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Reduction: 15
adhesive tape dolly	Moxie: +5
# ancient stone head: 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
ancient stone head	Damage Reduction: 5
# anniversary balloon
anniversary chutney sculpture	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
antique shield	Initiative: -10, Damage Reduction: 15
# arrow'd heart balloon
astral shield	Muscle Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10, Damage Reduction: 15
astral statuette	Mysticality Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +4
# bag of Crotchety Pine saplings
# bag of Laughing Willow saplings
# bag of Saccharine Maple saplings
ball-in-a-cup	Experience (Mysticality): +2
# balloon shield: Deals 2-3 damage to attackers
balloon shield	Damage Reduction: 3
barskin buckler	Muscle: +2, Damage Reduction: 1
basic meat foon	Mysticality: +3, Spell Damage: +3
battered hubcap	Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Resistance: +2, Hot Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2, Damage Reduction: 14
beach ball marble	Spell Damage: +35, Hot Spell Damage: +35, Cold Spell Damage: +35
beige clambroth marble	Spell Damage: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +30
big bumboozer marble	Spell Damage: +80
black catseye marble	Spooky Spell Damage: +75
black shield	Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Damage Reduction: 10
bobble-hip hula elf doll	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +15
borg sock monkey	Moxie: +3
bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	Hot Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +2
box	Meat Drop: +1
box turtle	Muscle: +1, Damage Reduction: 3
box-in-the-box	Meat Drop: +2
box-in-the-box-in-the-box	Meat Drop: +3
brass dorsal fin	Weapon Damage Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 13
brown crock marble	Stench Spell Damage: +35
bumblebee marble	Spell Damage: +50
# card sleeve: If you like it, you should put a card in it!
cardboard box turtle	Muscle: +3, Damage Reduction: 4
catskin buckler	Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +50, Damage Reduction: 11
# charged magnet: Radiates a Strange Energy
charged magnet	Maximum MP: +5, MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 2
# clockwork detective skull
clownskin buckler	Spooky Damage: +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Clownosity: +2
coffin lid	Spooky Resistance: +1, Damage Reduction: 3
collapsible baton	Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +5
# cup of infinite pencils: Never runs out of pencils!
cup of infinite pencils	Meat Drop: +15
cyborg doll	Muscle: +3
deck of lewd playing cards	Moxie Percent: +5, Sleaze Damage: +69, Sleaze Spell Damage: +69
deck of tropical cards	Experience: +1, Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
# defective skull
demon buckler	Hot Damage: +3, Damage Reduction: 5
depleted Grimacite gravy boat	Mysticality Percent: [5*G], Adventures: [G]
# detective skull
detour shield	Damage Absorption: +10, Damage Reduction: 6
disturbing fanfic	Sleaze Spell Damage: +30
# double-ice box: All Spells Cast Are Cold
# double-ice box: Deals 10-20 cold damage every round
double-ice box	Spell Damage Percent: +10
duct tape buckler	Maximum HP: +65, Maximum MP: +65, Damage Reduction: 12
easter egg balloon	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5
# eelskin shield: Damages Attacking Opponent (Underwater Only)
eelskin shield	Maximum HP: +55, Maximum MP: +55, Damage Reduction: 13
enchanted brass knuckles	Critical: 2
eye of the Tiger-lily	Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
# fake hand: Gives Extra Offhand Equipment Slot
fake hand	Weapon Damage: -1
fancy opera glasses	Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5
flaming talons	Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5
flimsy clipboard	Meat Drop: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
foon	Mysticality: +2
foon of fearfulness	Mysticality: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +8
foon of fleshiness	Mysticality: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +8
foon of foulness	Mysticality: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +8
foon of frigidity	Mysticality: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +8
foon of fulmination	Mysticality: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +8
giant clay ashtray	Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
# giant stuffed bugbear
glass gnoll eye	Mysticality: +3
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	Muscle: [9-M], Weapon Damage: [9-M]
glowing esca	Item Drop: [20*zone(The Sea)]
glowstick on a string	Weapon Damage: +10, Raveosity: +1
gnauga hide buckler	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Damage Reduction: 5
# golden sausage
# green balloon
green peawee marble	Stench Spell Damage: +30
grisly shield	Damage Reduction: 13, Slime Hates It: +1, Weapon Damage: +50, PvP Fights: +6
handmade hobby horse	Experience (Muscle): +2
# heart-shaped balloon
hippo skin buckler	Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 5
hobo code binder	Free Pull
hors d'oeuvre tray	Initiative: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
# hot plate: Damages Attacking Opponent
hot plate	Hot Damage: +3, Damage Reduction: +3
hypnodisk	Item Drop: +25
ice baby	Experience: +3, Softcore Only
incredibly creepy marionette	Mysticality: +3
ivory cue ball	Item Drop: +5
jet bennie marble	Spooky Spell Damage: +55
# joybuzzer: Grants &quot;Shake Hands&quot; Combat Skill
# joybuzzer: (31-50 damage per successful handshake)
keg shield	Damage Absorption: +50, Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 11
kickback cookbook	Spell Damage: +20
killer rag doll	Muscle: +3
left-handed melodica	Ranged Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief"
lemonade marble	Cold Spell Damage: +45
little round pebble	Initiative: +50
lucky lighter	Hot Damage: +6, Critical: 2
mad scientist's sock monkey	Moxie: +3
magic lamp	Mysticality: +5
magical ice cubes	Cold Damage: +1
makeshift castanets	Class: "Disco Bandit", DB Combat Damage: +10
marinara jug	Spell Damage: +30, Class: "Sauceror"
marionette	Mysticality: +3
marionette collective	Mysticality: +3
meat shield	Meat Drop: +3, Damage Reduction: 3
# mini-zeppelin
# miniature stuffed Goth Giant
misfit dolly	Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
misfit hobby horse	Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +5
misfit teddy bear	Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5
mole skin notebook	Moxie: +1
moxie magnet	Moxie Controls MP
# naughty fortune teller: + Some Stats Per Fight
naughty fortune teller	Softcore Only
off-hand balloon	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
old-school flying disc	Muscle Percent: +15, Damage Reduction: 10, Familiar Weight: +5
# oyster basket
oyster egg balloon	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5
padded tortoise	Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8, Damage Reduction: 6
painted shield	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Spooky Damage: +2, Stench Damage: +2, Hot Damage: +2, Cold Damage: +2, Sleaze Damage: +2, Damage Reduction: 7
parasitic strangleworm	Damage Reduction: 15
peanut brittle shield	Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100
penguin skin buckler	Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 5
penguin thesaurus	Mysticality: +1, Maximum HP: +5, Maximum MP: +5
pilgrim shield	Maximum HP: +30, Weapon Damage: +15, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 12, Weapon Drop: +50, Damage Reduction: [L], Softcore Only
pirate hook	Weapon Damage: +3
pixel shield	Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
plush alielf	Maximum HP: +30
plush alien hamsterpus	Muscle Percent: +6, Mysticality Percent: +6, Moxie Percent: +6
plush dogcat	Maximum MP: +30
plush ferrelf	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5
plush hamsterpus	Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50
plush mutated alielephant	Muscle Percent: +9, Mysticality Percent: +9, Moxie Percent: +9, Critical: 2
plush mutated alielf	Muscle Percent: +3, Mysticality Percent: +3, Moxie Percent: +3
pocketwatch on a chain	Monster Level: -10, Experience (Mysticality): +1
polyalloy shield	Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9
pottery shield	Hot Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3
rag doll	Muscle: +3
red China marble	Hot Spell Damage: +40
# red balloon
red wagon	Mysticality Percent: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +300
rice bowl	Food Drop: +20
rusty compass	Initiative: +30
# rusty old lantern
rxr shield	Damage Absorption: +10, Damage Reduction: 6
sawblade shield	Weapon Damage: +11, Damage Reduction: 11
scissor duck	Mysticality: +5
sealhide buckler	Damage Reduction: 7
sealskin drum	Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
sebaceous shield	Stench Damage: +1, Sleaze Damage: +1, Damage Reduction: 2
set of jacks	Experience (Moxie): +2
sewer turtle	Stench Damage: +1, Damage Reduction: 1
shadowy seal eye	Spooky Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
# silver sausage
six-rainbow shield	Maximum HP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Damage Reduction: 12
slime-covered compass	Slime Resistance: +2, Initiative: +40
slime-covered lantern	Slime Resistance: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +50, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15
slippery when wet shield	Damage Absorption: +10, Damage Reduction: 6
snake shield	Muscle: +6, Damage Reduction: 7, Synergetic
# snapdragon pistil: All Spells Cast Are Hot
snapdragon pistil	Spell Critical Percent: +5
snarling wolf shield	Maximum HP: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Synergetic
sock monkey	Moxie: +3
spaghetti-box banjo	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Pastamancer"
speed limit shield	Damage Absorption: +10, Damage Reduction: 6
spiky turtle shield	Weapon Damage: +8, Item Drop: +10, Damage Reduction: 8
spongy shield	Muscle Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 50, Damage Absorption: +50, Damage Reduction: 14
spooky little girl	Item Drop: +3
stapler bear	Muscle: +5
star buckler	Muscle: +2, Mysticality: +2, Moxie: +2, Damage Reduction: 10
steaming evil	Hot Damage: +6, Sleaze Damage: +6, Spooky Damage: +6
steely marble	Sleaze Spell Damage: +65
stinky cheese wheel	Softcore Only, Damage Absorption: [max(1,min(50,floor(pref(_stinkyCheeseCount)/2)))]
stop shield	Damage Absorption: +10, Damage Reduction: 6
stress ball	Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100
# stuffed Baron von Ratsworth
# stuffed Cheshire bitten
# stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
# stuffed Meat
# stuffed Mob Penguin
# stuffed astral badger
# stuffed baby gravy fairy
# stuffed bandersnatch
# stuffed can of asparagus
# stuffed caterpillar
# stuffed cocoabo
# stuffed dodecapede
# stuffed dodo
# stuffed flaming gravy fairy
# stuffed frozen gravy fairy
# stuffed ghuol whelp
# stuffed hand turkey
# stuffed key
# stuffed martini
# stuffed mind flayer
# stuffed monocle
# stuffed pocketwatch
# stuffed porpoise
# stuffed sabre-toothed lime
# stuffed scary death orb
# stuffed sleazy gravy fairy
# stuffed snowy owl
# stuffed spooky gravy fairy
# stuffed stab bat
# stuffed stinky gravy fairy
# stuffed teddy butler
# stuffed tin of caviar
# stuffed treasure chest
# stuffed undead elbow macaroni
# stuffed yeti
# stuffed yo-yo
# stuffed zmobie
teflon shield	Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 10, Damage Absorption: +50
# thought balloon
# tiny black hole: Allows Pickpocketing
tiny black hole	Pickpocket Chance: +25, Initiative: -200
tip jar	Meat Drop: +5
tortoboggan shield	Initiative: +30, Cold Resistance: +2, Damage Reduction: 6
tropical paperweight	Experience: +1, Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
turtle wax shield	Maximum HP: +10, Damage Reduction: 2
# turtling rod: Helps You Tame Turtles
turtling rod	Class: "Turtle Tamer"
velcro shield	Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 10, Weapon Drop: +25
vinyl shield	Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 10, Monster Level: +25
voodoo doll	Mysticality: +1
wad of Crovacite	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
washboard shield	Damage Absorption: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Reduction: 10
# white balloon
white satin shield	Moxie: +2, Damage Reduction: 5
wicker shield	Moxie: +6, Damage Reduction: 11
wonderwall shield	Maximum HP: +50, Damage Reduction: 12
yakskin buckler	Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 5
yield shield	Damage Absorption: +10, Damage Reduction: 6

# Accessories section of modifiers.txt

Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	Muscle: +7, Mysticality: +7, Moxie: +7, Item Drop: +9, Single Equip
# Amulet of Yendor: Prevents Level Teleporting
Amulet of Yendor	Mana Cost: +3, Initiative: -10, Single Equip
Ankh of Badahnkadh	Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
Annual Ascot	Muscle Percent: +12, Mysticality Percent: +12, Moxie Percent: +12
BGE pocket calendar	Adventures: +3, Single Equip
BGE tiny plastic toy	Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
# Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental: Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	Mysticality: +11, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 12, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	Meat Drop: +15, Single Equip
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
# Bling of the New Wave: 1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt
Bling of the New Wave	Moxie: +11, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 9, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 9, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
Blue Diamond of Honesty	Muscle: +7, Mysticality: +7, Moxie: +7, Item Drop: +9, Single Equip
Bonerdagon necklace	Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Initiative: +30
Boris's ring	Muscle: +10
Boss Bat bling	Muscle: +3, Moxie: +3
Brimstone Bracelet	Mysticality Percent: +50, Muscle Percent: -20, Mana Cost: -3, Single Equip, Brimstone
Brimstone Brooch	Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: -20, Spell Damage: +40, Single Equip, Brimstone
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	Monster Level: +15
Cape of the Goblin King	Moxie: +7
# Cat-Herding Prod: +10 Damage vs. Lions
Cat-Herding Prod	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15
# Chester's Aquarius medallion: All Spells Cast Are Sleazy
Chester's Aquarius medallion	Sleaze Spell Damage: +30, Single Equip
# Chester's moustache: Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%
Chester's moustache	Sleaze Damage: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, DB Combat Damage: +20
# Chester's sunglasses: Reduce enemy defense by 15%
Chester's sunglasses	Moxie Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +20, Single Equip
Choker of the Ultragoth	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +40, Single Equip
# Claw of the Infernal Seal: 5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*
# * This enchantment works even when this item is not equipped
Claw of the Infernal Seal	Muscle: +11, HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
Copper Alpha of Sincerity	Muscle: +11, Mysticality: +11, Moxie: +11, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
# CRIMBCO lanyard: Lets you work harder!
CRIMBCO lanyard	Single Equip
Counterclockwise Watch	Adventures: +10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	Maximum MP: +5, Single Equip
Earring of Fire	Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
# El Vibrato translator
Elmley shades	Muscle: +12, Critical: 2, Single Equip
# Elvish sunglasses: Lets you Rock Out
Elvish sunglasses	Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Ranged Damage: +15, Pickpocket Chance: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	Moxie: +43, Mana Cost: -1
# French slippers
Frosty's carrot	Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
Gaia beads	Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
# Garter of the Turtle Poacher: Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones*
# * This enchantment works even when this item is not equipped
Garter of the Turtle Poacher	Muscle: +11, HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
Golden Mr. Accessory	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Softcore Only
# Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob: 3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*
# * This enchantment works even when this item is not equipped
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	Mysticality: +11, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 12, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
Green Clover of Justice	Muscle: +8, Mysticality: +8, Moxie: +8, Item Drop: +8, Single Equip
Grimacite galoshes	Meat Drop: +25, Moxie Percent: [10*G]
Grimacite garter	Spell Damage: +15, Mysticality Percent: [10*G]
Grimacite gauntlets	Meat Drop: +30, Muscle Percent: [10*G], Single Equip
Grimacite girdle	Spell Damage: +20, Mysticality Percent: [10*G], Single Equip
Grimacite go-go boots	Item Drop: +30, Moxie Percent: [10*G], Single Equip
Grimacite gorget	Item Drop: +25, Muscle Percent: [10*G]
Hodgman's bow tie	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Hobo Power: +25, Single Equip
Hodgman's lucky sock	Hobo Power: +50, Single Equip
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +40, Single Equip
Ice-Cold Beer Ring	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Cold Damage: +40, Single Equip
Ice-Cold Beerring	Sleaze Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
Iiti Kitty phone charm	Spooky Damage: +15, Single Equip
Iron Beta of Industry	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +6, Single Equip
# Item #13
Jarlsberg's earring	Mysticality: +10
Jekyllin hide belt	Muscle: [9-M], Mysticality: [9-M], Moxie: [9-M], Item Drop: [15+5*M], Softcore Only
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	Moxie: +5
# Juju Mojo Mask: Big Mojo
Juju Mojo Mask	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Single Equip, Softcore Only
Junior Adventurer's merit badge	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Single Equip
Junior LAAAAME merit badge	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
LWA ring	MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3
La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	Moxie: +11, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 9, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 9, Additional Song, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
Lead Zeta of Chastity	Muscle: +6, Mysticality: +6, Moxie: +6, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
Loathing Legion necktie	Experience: +4, Single Equip, Softcore Only
Loathing Legion rollerblades	Initiative: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only
Lockenstock&trade; sandals	Mysticality: +7, Stench Damage: +7, Single Equip
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	Initiative: +25, Single Equip
# Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
Mafia bow tie	Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20
Mafia stogie	Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +20
# MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech: Attacks Monsters During Combat
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	Single Equip
# Mega Gem
# Mer-kin prayerbeads: Makes you feel uneasy...
Mer-kin prayerbeads	Single Equip
Mr. Accessory	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Softcore Only
Mr. Accessory Jr.	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only
Mr. Eh?	Muscle: +13, Mysticality: +13, Moxie: +13, Softcore Only
# Mr. Exploiter
Mr. Joe's bangles	Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
Ms. Accessory	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Softcore Only
Mudflap-Girl Earring	Stench Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
Mudflap-Girl Necklace	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +40, Single Equip
Mudflap-Girl Ring	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Sleaze Damage: +40, Single Equip
Nickel Gamma of Frugality	Muscle: +9, Mysticality: +9, Moxie: +9, Item Drop: +7, Single Equip
Nose Ring of Putrescence	Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
# Ol' Scratch's manacles: All Spells Cast Are Hot
Ol' Scratch's manacles	Hot Spell Damage: +30, Moxie Percent: +15, Single Equip
Orange Star of Sacrifice	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +6, Single Equip
Order of the Silver Wossname	Muscle: +11, Mysticality: +11, Moxie: +11, Item Drop: +11, Meat Drop: +11, Single Equip
Oscus's pelt	Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +30, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
Pendant of Fire	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +40, Single Equip
Pine-Fresh air freshener	Stench Resistance: +1
Pink Heart of Spirit	Muscle: +11, Mysticality: +11, Moxie: +11, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	Cold Resistance: +2, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	Hot Resistance: +2, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	Stench Resistance: +2, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	Sleaze Resistance: +2, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	Spooky Resistance: +2, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip<
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
Purple Horseshoe of Honor	Muscle: +6, Mysticality: +6, Moxie: +6, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
Putrid Pendant	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +40, Single Equip
Radio KoL Antenna Ball	Experience: +1
Radio KoL Bottle Opener	Meat Drop: +15
Radio KoL Flashlight	Mysticality: +15
Radio KoL Keychain	Muscle: +15
Radio KoL Maracas	Item Drop: +15
Radio KoL Patch	Moxie: +15
Red Balloon of Valor	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +11, Single Equip
Ring of Fire	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Hot Damage: +40, Single Equip
Ring of the Sewer Snake	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Stench Damage: +40, Single Equip
Saccharine Maple pendant	Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20
Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	Four Songs, Single Equip
Senior LAAAAME merit badge	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	Muscle: +30, Initiative: -30
Sneaky Pete's breath spray	Moxie: +10
Space Trip safety headphones	Monster Level: -100, Damage Reduction: 10, Combat Rate: -5, Single Equip
Star of Bravery	Maximum HP: +25, Maximum MP: +25, Single Equip
Talisman o' Nam	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Single Equip
# Talisman of Baio: All Attributes Increase with Moonlight
Talisman of Baio	Muscle Percent: [+10*M], Mysticality Percent: [+10*M], Moxie Percent: [+10*M]
# Talisman of Bakula: Hemophilia
Talisman of Bakula	Single Equip
The Ring	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Spooky Damage: +40, Single Equip
Uncle Hobo's belt	Mysticality Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +25, Single Equip
# Uncle Hobo's epic beard: +6 Adventures per day when equipped (+9 in December)
Uncle Hobo's epic beard	Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	Moxie Percent: +15, PvP Fights: +6, Single Equip
Unspeakable Earring	Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
Uranium Omega of Temperance	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Item Drop: +11, Single Equip
# V for Vivala mask: Critical Hits are extra-explosive
# V for Vivala mask: Combat items do more damage
# V for Vivala mask: +1-3 Stat(s) per Fight
# V for Vivala mask: Allows use of Creepy Grin (once per day)
V for Vivala mask	Muscle Percent: +30, Critical: 1, Single Equip, Softcore Only
Voluminous Radio Sneakers	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Single Equip
Warehouse 23 bling	Maximum MP: +23
Xlyinia's notebook	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15
Yellow Moon of Compassion	Muscle: +9, Mysticality: +9, Moxie: +9, Item Drop: +7, Single Equip
Zinc Delta of Tranquility	Muscle: +8, Mysticality: +8, Moxie: +8, Item Drop: +8, Single Equip
Zombo's skull ring	Moxie Percent: +15, PvP Fights: +5, Single Equip
# acid-squirting flower: Damages Attacking Opponent
acid-squirting flower	Single Equip
albatross necklace	Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
amber aviator shades	Mysticality Percent: +5, Moxie Percent: +5, Sleaze Damage: +30, Single Equip
amulet of extreme plot significance	Maximum MP: +30
anniversary burlap belt	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
arrrgyle socks	Mysticality: +6
astral belt	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20
astral bracer	Mysticality Percent: +25, Mana Cost (combat): -3, Adventures: +3
astral mask	Moxie Percent: +25, Item Drop: +20
astral ring	Mysticality Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 6
baconstone bracelet	Mysticality: +2, Mana Cost: -1, Single Equip
baconstone earring	Mysticality: +2, Mana Cost: -1, Single Equip
baconstone pendant	Mysticality: +4, Spell Damage: +10
baconstone ring	Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 4, Single Equip
badass belt	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5
baneful bandolier	Slime Hates It: +1, Ranged Damage: +30, Hat Drop: +30, Pants Drop: +30
bark bracelet	Damage Reduction: 2
beach glass necklace	Muscle: +5
beaten-up Chucks	Initiative: +40
# beer goggles: They Do Nothing!
bejeweled accordion strap	Maximum HP: +25, Maximum MP: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief"
bejeweled cufflinks	Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Single Equip
bejeweled pledge pin	Maximum HP: +40, Single Equip
# bewitching boots: Slight Cute Resistance
bewitching boots	Meat Drop: +10, Synergetic
# bezoar ring: Protects the wearer from poison
big red clown nose	Maximum HP: +7, Clownosity: +1
bitter bowtie	Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Synergetic
black belt	Muscle: +7, Weapon Damage: +7, Single Equip
blackberry combat boots	Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +45, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
blackberry galoshes	Muscle: +7, Mysticality: +7, Moxie: +7, Single Equip
blackberry moccasins	Moxie: +8, Initiative: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
blackberry slippers	Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +5, Single Equip
blue glowstick	Maximum MP: +5, Moxie: -3, Raveosity: +1
blue plastic baby	Maximum HP: +5, Maximum MP: +5, Single Equip
blue ribbon	Maximum HP: +5
bone spurs	Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
booty chest charrrm bracelet	Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
# bottle opener belt buckle: Damages Attacking Opponent
bottle opener belt buckle	Single Equip
bottlecap turtle	Mysticality: +1, Maximum MP: +3
boxing glove	Weapon Damage: +4
brazen bracelet	Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Synergetic
broken clock	Monster Level: +5
brown plastic baby	Maximum HP: +5, Maximum MP: +5, Single Equip
candy necklace	Candy Drop: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
# cannonball charrrm bracelet: Explosively hilarious
cannonball charrrm bracelet	Single Equip
cement sandals	Initiative: -10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
cement shoes	Intrinsic Effect: "Sleeping with the Fishes", Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +20
cheap elven gloves	Mysticality: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
cheap studded belt	Damage Reduction: 1
chintzy accordion pin	Moxie: +12, Mysticality: +6, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
chintzy disco ball pendant	Moxie: +12, Muscle: +6, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
chintzy noodle ring	Mysticality: +12, Muscle: +6, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
chintzy saucepan earring	Mysticality: +12, Moxie: +6, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
chintzy seal pendant	Muscle: +12, Moxie: +6, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
chintzy turtle brooch	Muscle: +12, Mysticality: +6, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
clingfilm slippers	Spell Damage: +15, Single Equip
clown shoes	Maximum MP: +7, Clownosity: +1
clownskin belt	Maximum MP: +15, Clownosity: +2
# club necklace
colored-light &quot;necklace&quot;	Maximum MP: +15
consolation ribbon	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
# continuum transfunctioner
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20
corncob pipe	Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip
# crusty hula hoop: 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
crusty hula hoop	Mysticality Percent: +15, Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
cyborg stompin' boot	Damage Reduction: 8, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +30, Single Equip
dead guy's memento	Muscle Percent: +5, Mysticality Percent: +5, Moxie Percent: +5, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
dead guy's watch	Adventures: +1, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
depleted Grimacite astrolabe	Mysticality Percent: [5*G], PvP Fights: [G], Single Equip
depleted Grimacite grappling hook	Moxie Percent: [5*G], Adventures: [G], Single Equip
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	Muscle Percent: [5*G], Adventures: [G], Single Equip
dethklok	Spooky Damage: +15
# diamond necklace
dirty hobo gloves	Stench Damage: +2, Single Equip
disbelief suspenders	Sleaze Resistance: +1
disembodied smile	Spooky Damage: +2, Single Equip
# diving muff: Makes you a better diver
diving muff	Initiative Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Item Drop Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Single Equip
dope gangsta bling-bling	Moxie: +1
eXtreme mittens	Weapon Damage: +6
eXtreme nose ring	Muscle: +4, Mysticality: +4, Moxie: +4
elven socks	Muscle: +1, Cold Resistance: +1
enchanted handwarmer	Cold Resistance: +2, Hot Damage: +4, Single Equip
enchanted toothpick	Spell Damage: +12, Single Equip
encoder ring	Single Equip
energy drink IV	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
enormous hoop earring	Moxie: +5
evil flaming eyeball pendant	Initiative: +15, Meat Drop: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only
exclusive ultra-rare item	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15
fancy black tie	Muscle Percent: +15, Single Equip
filigreed hamethyst earring	Muscle: +8, Critical: 3
filigreed hamethyst necklace	Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +8, PvP Fights: +3, Single Equip
filigreed hamethyst ring	Muscle: +12, Maximum HP: +25, HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 4, Single Equip
flashing novelty button	Maximum HP: +5, Moxie: -2
floaty rock necklace	Spell Critical Percent: +10
# foam noodle
fossilized necklace	Muscle: [2*pref(fossilB)], Mysticality: [2*pref(fossilB)], Moxie: [2*pref(fossilB)], Spell Damage: [2*pref(fossilS)], Weapon Damage: [3*pref(fossilN)], Muscle Percent: [3*pref(fossilW)], Mysticality Percent: [3*pref(fossilW)], Moxie Percent: [3*pref(fossilW)], Hot Damage: [3*pref(fossilD)], Spooky Damage: [3*pref(fossilP)]
frayed rope belt	Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
frosty halo	Item Drop: +25, Unarmed, Single Equip
furniture dolly	Initiative: +30, Single Equip
furry green earmuffs	Cold Resistance: +1
furry halo	Familiar Weight: +5, Unarmed, Single Equip
fuzzy bracelets	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15
garish pinky ring	Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10
gearbox necklace	Mysticality: +11, Maximum MP: +50
giant designer sunglasses	Moxie Percent: -10, Single Equip
# giant diamond ring
# giant pinky ring: 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
giant pinky ring	Single Equip
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	Mysticality: [9-M], Spell Damage: [9-M], Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
glowing red eye	Spooky Resistance: +2
gnatwing earring	Initiative: +15, Mysticality: +6
gnoll-tooth necklace	Muscle: +5
gray bow tie	Moxie: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
green glowstick	Maximum MP: +5, Moxie: -3, Raveosity: +1
# groovy prism necklace: Deals a rainbow of damage to attackers
groovy prism necklace	Single Equip
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	Monster Level: +7, Single Equip
hamethyst bracelet	Muscle: +3, Critical: 3, Single Equip
hamethyst earring	Muscle: +3, Critical: 3
hamethyst necklace	Muscle: +4, Weapon Damage: +5, PvP Fights: +3, Single Equip
hamethyst ring	Muscle: +5, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 4, Single Equip
hardened slime belt	Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 30, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
headhunter necktie	Muscle: +15, Moxie: -3, Single Equip
heart of the volcano	HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 5
# hemp string
hippy medical kit	Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 6, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
# hippy protest button: Damages Attacking Opponent
hippy protest button	Single Equip
# hobo stogie: +100% Physical Damage against Hobos
hobo stogie	Single Equip, Weapon Damage Percent: [100*zone(Hobopolis)*(1-loc(Sewer Tunnels))]
hockey stick of furious angry rage	Monster Level: +30, Muscle Percent: +5
hopping socks	Slime Resistance: +1, Accessory Drop: +20, Maximum HP: +200, Maximum MP: +200, Single Equip
ice skates	Initiative: +15, Meat Drop: +15, Single Equip, Softcore Only
imitation nice watch	Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
imp unity ring	Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +5
incredibly dense meat gem	Meat Drop: +40, Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +10
infernal insoles	Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +10
# inflatable duck
intergalactic pom poms	Moxie: +20, Initiative: +30
ironic oversized sunglasses	Single Equip
jar of anniversary jam	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
kick-ass kicks	Sleaze Damage: +10, Moxie: +3, Single Equip
knobby kneepads	Weapon Damage: +3
ladle of mystery	Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
# left half of a heart necklace
# lucky Crimbo tiki necklace: Brings Good Luck!
lucky bottlecap	Muscle Percent: +5, Mysticality Percent: +5, Moxie Percent: +5, Single Equip
lucky rabbit's foot	Item Drop: +7, Meat Drop: +7
makeshift SCUBA gear	Stench Resistance: +2, Item Drop: -100, Initiative: -100, Adventure Underwater
makeshift cape	Item Drop: +5
malevolent medallion	Slime Hates It: +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 30, Single Equip
# mayfly bait necklace: Allows Summoning of Mayflies in Combat
mayfly bait necklace	Meat Drop: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only
memory of a cultist's robe	Single Equip
# mirrored aviator shades: Kill 10% More Skeletons
mirrored aviator shades	Moxie: +15, Single Equip
molten medallion	Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Synergetic
monster bait	Combat Rate: +5, Single Equip
monstrous monocle	Spooky Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Synergetic
# mood ring
musty moccasins	Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Synergetic
mysterious silver lapel pin	HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 9, Meat Drop: +5, Single Equip
natty blue ascot	Meat Drop: +20
navel ring of navel gazing	Intrinsic Effect: "Omphaloskepsis", Mysticality Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Mana Cost: -1, Single Equip, Softcore Only
night-vision goggles	Moxie Percent: -10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
observational glasses	Item Drop: +5
# old soft shoes: +30% Item Drops from Hobos
old soft shoes	Item Drop: [30*zone(Hobopolis)*(1-loc(Sewer Tunnels))], Single Equip
orange glowstick	Maximum MP: +5, Moxie: -3, Raveosity: +1
orange leather lanyard	Weapon Damage: +15, Single Equip
oven mitts	Hot Resistance: +2, Single Equip
pacifier necklace	Sleaze Damage: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
paperclip-on tie	Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Experience: +1, Single Equip
paperclip cape	HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
# pat-a-cake pendant: Regenerate 1 MP per adventure (sometimes)
pat-a-cake pendant	Mysticality: +1, MP Regen Min: 0, MP Regen Max: 1
patent leather shoes	Muscle: +1, Hot Resistance: +1
peace-sign necklace	Damage Reduction: 3
phat turquoise bracelet	Mysticality: +5
pig-iron bracers	Mysticality: +8, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
pink glowstick	Maximum MP: +5, Moxie: -3, Raveosity: +1
pink plastic baby	Maximum HP: +5, Maximum MP: +5, Single Equip
pirate fledges	Muscle: +7, Mysticality: +7, Moxie: +7
plastic spider ring	Mysticality: +3, Single Equip
plexiglass pendant	Never Fumble, Moxie Percent: +30, Four Songs, Single Equip
plexiglass pinky ring	Spell Damage: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
plexiglass pocketwatch	Mana Cost: -3, Adventures: +3, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
polka-dot bow tie	Moxie: +3, Clownosity: +2
porquoise bracelet	Moxie: +4, Never Fumble
porquoise eyebrow ring	Moxie: +4, Never Fumble
porquoise necklace	Moxie: +4, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
porquoise ring	Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +5, Maximum MP: +5, HP Regen Min: 1, HP Regen Max: 2, MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 2, Single Equip
pulled porquoise earring	Moxie: +9, Never Fumble
pulled porquoise pendant	Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +15, Single Equip
pulled porquoise ring	Moxie: +11, Maximum HP: +15, Maximum MP: +15, HP Regen Min: 1, HP Regen Max: 2, MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 2, Single Equip
purple glowstick	Maximum MP: +5, Moxie: -3, Raveosity: +1
pygmy nose-bone	Moxie: +7, Single Equip
rainbow pearl earring	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +9, Hot Resistance: +9, Sleaze Resistance: +9, Spooky Resistance: +9, Stench Resistance: +9, Single Equip
rainbow pearl necklace	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +200, Single Equip
rainbow pearl ring	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +40, Stench Damage: +40, Hot Damage: +40, Cold Damage: +40, Sleaze Damage: +40, Single Equip
ratskin belt	Moxie: +8, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
red plastic baby	Maximum HP: +5, Maximum MP: +5, Single Equip
red-hot medallion	Hot Damage: +30, Single Equip
reinforced furry underpants	Mysticality: +2, Sleaze Damage: +2
rickety old unicycle	Moxie Percent: +15, Initiative: +50, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 25, Single Equip
# right half of a heart necklace
ring of adornment	Moxie: +10
ring of aggravate monster	Monster Level: +5
ring of cold resistance	Cold Resistance: +2
ring of conflict	Combat Rate: -5, Single Equip
ring of fire resistance	Hot Resistance: +2
ring of gain strength	Muscle: +10
# ring of half-assed regeneration: Sporadic HP Regeneration
# actual max is 3, fudged so that (min+max)/2 matches the actual average
ring of half-assed regeneration	HP Regen Min: 0, HP Regen Max: 1.333, Single Equip
ring of increase damage	Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
ring of teleportation	Intrinsic Effect: "Teleportitis", Single Equip
rope with some soap on it	Spell Damage Percent: [100*zone(Hobopolis)*(1-loc(Sewer Tunnels))], Single Equip
rose-colored glasses	Maximum HP: +5, Maximum MP: +5
round green sunglasses	Moxie: +9, Sleaze Resistance: +2, Single Equip
round purple sunglasses	Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
# rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
# rubber WWBD? bracelet
# rubber WWJD? bracelet
# rubber WWSPD? bracelet
# rubber WWtNSD? bracelet
rum barrel charrrm bracelet	Booze Drop: +5
rusty chain necklace	Muscle: +9, Maximum HP: +25
sealhide belt	Maximum HP: +25, Maximum MP: +25
sealhide gloves	Weapon Damage: +10
sealhide moccasins	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Single Equip
second-hand knockoff engagement ring	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1, Single Equip
severed rocking horse head	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3
shark tooth necklace	Moxie Percent: +5, Initiative: +35, Single Equip
shin gourds	Damage Reduction: 5, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
shining halo	Experience: +3, Unarmed, Single Equip
shiny hood ornament	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +30, Maximum MP: +30, Initiative: +10
shiny ring	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3
shiny tribal beads	Mysticality: +6
# shock belt: Shocks enemies that hit you
shock belt	Single Equip
silver tongue charrrm bracelet	Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
sk8board	Initiative: +15
slime convention pin	Moxie: -1
slime-covered necklace	Weapon Damage: [50*zone(The Slime Tube)], Muscle: +6, Mysticality: +6, Moxie: +6, Maximum HP: +200
snow belt	Cold Damage: +6, Single Equip
sock garters	Cold Resistance: +2, Single Equip
solid baconstone earring	Mysticality: +8, Maximum MP: +15, Mana Cost: -1, Single Equip
solid baconstone necklace	Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +15, Single Equip
solid baconstone ring	Mysticality: +12, Maximum MP: +30, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 4, Single Equip
solid gold pegleg	Initiative: -50, Single Equip
# spade necklace
# spaghetti cult robe
spaghetti cult rosary	Maximum MP: +50
spark plug earring	MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4, Spooky Resistance: +2
sparkly engagement ring	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Single Equip
# special sauce glove: Allows you to equip Chefstaves
special sauce glove	Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
# spiky turtle shoulderpads: Damages Attacking Opponent
spiky turtle shoulderpads	Damage Absorption: +75, Single Equip
spooky glove	Never Fumble, Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
stainless steel scarf	Spell Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Mysticality Percent: +15, Single Equip
stainless steel solitaire	Mana Cost: -2, Adventures: +2, Mysticality Percent: +15, Single Equip
stainless steel suspenders	Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +40, Moxie Percent: +15, Single Equip
stick-on eyebrow piercing	Muscle: +1
sticky gloves	Pickpocket Chance: +20, Single Equip
stinky cheese eye	Softcore Only, Meat Drop: [max(1,min(20,floor(pref(_stinkyCheeseCount)/5)))], Item Drop: [max(1,min(20,floor(pref(_stinkyCheeseCount)/5)))]
streetfighting champion's belt	Maximum HP: +40, Maximum MP: +40, HP Regen Min: 6, HP Regen Max: 8, MP Regen Min: 6, MP Regen Max: 8, Critical: 3, Single Equip
string of blue beads	Mysticality: +1
string of green beads	Moxie: +1
string of red beads	Muscle: +1
stuffed carpenter	Synergetic
# stuffed mink
stuffed shoulder parrot	Maximum MP: +5
stuffed walrus	Synergetic
support cummerbund	Maximum HP: +20
tap shoes	Moxie: +11, Initiative: -20, Single Equip
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
teddybear backpack	Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
# teflon swim fins: Makes you a better diver
teflon swim fins	Moxie Percent: -5, Initiative: +25, Initiative Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Item Drop Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Single Equip
time halo	Adventures: +5, Unarmed, Single Equip
tin star	Monster Level: +5, Moxie: +3
tiny plastic 11 Dealer	Meat Drop: +4
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Axe Wound	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	Meat Drop: +3
tiny plastic Beelzebozo	Sleaze Damage: +5
tiny plastic Best Game Ever	Muscle Percent: +5, Mysticality Percent: +5, Moxie Percent: +5
tiny plastic Black Knight	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon	Mysticality: +3
tiny plastic Boris	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3
tiny plastic Boss Bat	Maximum HP: +5
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	Item Drop: +4
tiny plastic Cheshire bat	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	Meat Drop: +4
tiny plastic Crimbo elf	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	Adventures: +1, Single Equip
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 2, Single Equip
tiny plastic Crimbomination	Hot Damage: +1, Cold Damage: +1, Stench Damage: +1, Spooky Damage: +1, Sleaze Damage: +1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 2, Single Equip
tiny plastic Don Crimbo	Weapon Damage Percent: +5
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	Never Fumble
tiny plastic Ed the Undying	Maximum HP: +30, Damage Absorption: +30
tiny plastic Felonia	Spooky Damage: +5
tiny plastic G Imp	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Hellion	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Jarlsberg	Mysticality: +5, Muscle: +3, Moxie: +3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	Muscle: +3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	Maximum MP: +30, Spell Damage: +10
tiny plastic Mob Penguin	Weapon Damage: +3
tiny plastic Mr. Mination	Monster Level: +4
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Protagonist	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Scream Queen	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	Moxie: +5, Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3
tiny plastic Spam Witch	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Susie	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	Food Drop: +3
tiny plastic The Man	Meat Drop: +3
tiny plastic Trouser Snake	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	Muscle: +1, Mysticality: +1, Moxie: +1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic accordion thief	Moxie: +2, Mysticality: +1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic angry bugbear	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic angry goat	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic anime smiley	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic astronomer	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic barrrnacle	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic beanbat	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	Adventures: +1, Single Equip
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic blooper	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic brainsweeper	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic briefcase bat	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	HP Regen Min: 1, HP Regen Max: 2, MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 2
tiny plastic cocoabo	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic coffee pixie	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy	Stench Damage: +5
tiny plastic cubist bull	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic demoninja	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic disco bandit	Moxie: +2, Muscle: +1
tiny plastic drunk goat	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash	Meat Drop: +3
tiny plastic fax machine	Spooky Damage: +2, Stench Damage: +2, Hot Damage: +2, Cold Damage: +2, Sleaze Damage: +2
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic fruit golem	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic goth giant	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic grue	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic hermit	Meat Drop: +6
tiny plastic hobo elf	Meat Drop: +4
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic killer bee	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic leprechaun	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic levitating potato	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic mosquito	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic mutant elf	Maximum HP: +3, Maximum MP: +3
tiny plastic ninja snowman	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic pastamancer	Mysticality: +2, Muscle: +1
tiny plastic protector spectre	Spooky Damage: +10
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic sauceror	Mysticality: +2, Moxie: +1
tiny plastic scary clown	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic seal clubber	Muscle: +2, Moxie: +1
tiny plastic senile lihc	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	Adventures: +1, Single Equip
tiny plastic smarmy pirate	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic spooky vampire	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic stab bat	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic star starfish	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic stocking mimic	Candy Drop: +10
tiny plastic strand of DNA	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	Familiar Weight: +1
tiny plastic taco cat	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic topiary golem	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic turtle tamer	Muscle: +2, Mysticality: +1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic warwelf	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic whitesnake	Monster Level: +1
tiny plastic zmobie	Monster Level: +1
torquoise ring	Moxie: +3, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 3, Single Equip
tortoboggan	Moxie: +4, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
toy crazy train	Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
toy jet pack	Intrinsic Effect: "Get Me Off This Crazy Thing!", Single Equip
toy maglev monorail	Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
toy train	Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
tube sock	Moxie: +20, Single Equip
vampire pearl earring	MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 14, Single Equip
vampire pearl necklace	HP Regen Min: 6, HP Regen Max: 18, Single Equip
vampire pearl ring	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 10, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
velcro boots	Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 24, Initiative: -50, Single Equip
vinyl boots	Moxie Percent: [15*X], HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 30, Weapon Damage Percent: +10, Single Equip
walrus-tusk earring	Maximum HP: +10
# water wings
water-polo mitt	Weapon Damage: +30, Single Equip
whalebone corset	Maximum HP: -10, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
wheel	Initiative: +10
white belt	Muscle: +3, Weapon Damage: +3, Single Equip
white collar	Meat Drop: +3, Moxie: +1
woven baling wire bracelets	Spell Damage: +15, Mana Cost: -1
wrench bracelet	Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +9
wristwatch of the white knight	Initiative: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
# x-ray specs
ye olde golde frontes	Muscle: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
yellow glowstick	Maximum MP: +5, Moxie: -3, Raveosity: +1

# Containers section of modifiers.txt

Mr. Container	Item Drop: +3
Newbiesport&trade; backpack	Item Drop: +1
Radio KoL Coffee Mug	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +10
T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
hemp backpack	Item Drop: +2

# Familiar Items section of modifiers.txt

1.21 jigawatts	Familiar Weight: +5
100-Watt bulb	Familiar Weight: +5
Jawmaster 2000&trade;	Familiar Weight: +5
Li'l Businessman Kit	Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Generic
# Loathing Legion helicopter: Familiar will act more often
Loathing Legion helicopter	Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Generic
Mayflower bouquet	Familiar Weight: +5, Experience: +0.625, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5, Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Experience (familiar): +0.375, Softcore Only, Generic
Meat detector	Familiar Weight: +5
Panda outfit	Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Generic
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	Familiar Weight: +5
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	Familiar Weight: +5
Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Generic
affordable teak perch	Familiar Weight: +5
amphibious tophat	Underwater Familiar, Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
annoying pitchfork	Monster Level: +5, Generic
ant antidepressant	Familiar Weight: +5
# ant hoe: Your familiar will sow pain and reap Meat.
ant hoe	Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Meat Bonus: +12.5, Generic
# ant pick: Your familiar will sow pain and reap Meat.
ant pick	Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Meat Bonus: +12.5, Generic
# ant pitchfork: Your familiar will sow pain and reap Meat.
ant pitchfork	Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Meat Bonus: +12.5, Generic
# ant rake: Your familiar will sow pain and reap Meat.
ant rake	Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Meat Bonus: +12.5, Generic
# ant sickle: Your familiar will sow pain and reap Meat.
ant sickle	Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Meat Bonus: +12.5, Generic
aquaviolet jub-jub bird	Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Tuning: "Mysticality", Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
astral pet sweater	Familiar Weight: +10, Generic
attention spanner	Familiar Weight: +5
# badger badge: Increases Astral Mushroom Drop Rate
# bag of many confections: Full of Candy!
blue suede shoes	Familiar Weight: +5
blundarrrbus	Familiar Weight: +5
bone collar	Familiar Weight: +5
bottle of Cochon Noir	Familiar Weight: +5
# bottle of moontan lotion: Makes Familiar More Sensitive to Light
bottle of perfume	Familiar Weight: +5
brass crank handle	Familiar Weight: +5
brass stinger	Familiar Weight: +5
bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Fairy: 1.0, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear"
bugged balaclava	Monster Level: +20, Volleyball: 1.0, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear"
bugged beanie	Familiar Weight: +10
cactus monocle	Familiar Weight: +5
# can of starch: Makes Origami Towel Crane More Resistant to Wear and Tear
candied yam pinky ring	Familiar Weight: +5
charpuce jub-jub bird	Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Tuning: "Moxie", Familiar Effect: "mox stats", Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch"
chiptune guitar	Item Drop: +25, Effect: "item drop", Equips On: "Mini-Hipster"
chocolate spurs	Familiar Weight: +5
cotton candy cordial	Familiar Weight: +5
cracker	Familiar Weight: +15
crimsilion jub-jub bird	Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Tuning: "Muscle", Familiar Effect: "mus stats", Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch"
das boot	Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater", Generic
dental pliers	Familiar Weight: +5
diamond-studded fronts	Familiar Weight: +5
# evil teddy bear sewing kit: Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
extra-heavy BRICKO brick	Familiar Weight: +5
extra-strength rubber bands	Familiar Weight: +5
eye 'n' horn shampoo	Familiar Weight: +5
eye-pod	Familiar Weight: +5
false eyelashes	Familiar Weight: +5
# farfalle bow tie: +10 lbs. of Barnacle
fin-bit wax	Familiar Weight: +5
# fishy wand: Lets your familiar cast fishy spells
fishy wand	Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Generic
fixed-gear bicycle	Experience: +3, Effect: "stats", Equips On: "Mini-Hipster"
flaming familiar doppelg&auml;nger	Monster Level: +5, Experience (familiar): +1.5, Softcore Only, Generic
flaming glowsticks	Familiar Weight: +5
funky brass fez	Familiar Weight: +5
gazing shoes	Familiar Weight: +5
# giant book of ancient carols: Causes the Ancient Yuletide Troll to drop carol pages more frequently.
gill rings	Familiar Weight: +5
green pixie spog	Familiar Weight: +5
# guard turtle collar: +10 to Familiar Damage
guard turtle collar	Generic
half-height unicycle	Familiar Weight: +5
hardware upgrade	Familiar Weight: +5
hot pink lipstick	Familiar Weight: +5
hypodermic needle	Familiar Weight: +5
iced-out bling	Familiar Weight: +5
icicle katana	Familiar Weight: +5
# imitation whetstone: Makes Imitation Crab claws sharper
immense ballet shoes	Familiar Weight: +5
ironic moustache	Familiar Weight: +10, Effect: "+10 lbs."
ittah bittah hookah	Familiar Weight: +5, Generic
# jalape&ntilde;o slices: +10 lbs. of Leprechaun
jalape&ntilde;o slices	Meat Drop: +60.9
kitty sheet music	Familiar Weight: +5
lead necklace	Familiar Weight: +3, Generic
limburger biker boots	Familiar Weight: +5
little bitty bathysphere	Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater", Generic
little box of fireworks	Familiar Weight: +5, Experience: +1.5, Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5, Softcore Only, Generic
lucky Tam O'Shanter	Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Generic
lucky Tam O'Shatner	Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Generic
magnifying glass	Familiar Weight: +5
many-eyed glasses	Familiar Weight: +5
meatcar model	Familiar Weight: +5
menorette	Familiar Weight: +5
metal mandible	Familiar Weight: +5
metallic foil bow	Familiar Weight: +5
metallic foil radar dish	Familiar Weight: +5, Volleyball: -1, Sombrero: +1, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E."
metrognome	Familiar Weight: +5
# microwave stogie: Helps your Organ Grinder Bake Pies Faster
miniature Jacob's ladder	Familiar Weight: +5
miniature antlers	Familiar Weight: [1+ceil(M/2)], Generic
miniature carton of clove cigarettes	Familiar Weight: +5
miniature castagnets	Familiar Weight: +5
# miniature dormouse: Makes March Hare More Better
miniature espresso maker	Familiar Weight: +5
miniature gravy-covered maypole	Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Generic
miniature pruning shears	Familiar Weight: +5
miniature tophat	Familiar Weight: +5
mint-condition magic wand	Volleyball: 0.3334, Fairy: 0.3334
# moonglasses: Makes Familiar Less Sensitive to Light
# moveable feast: Familiar will start food fights!
moveable feast	Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Generic
# origami &quot;gentlemen's&quot; magazine: + 10 lbs. of Ghuol Whelp
origami &quot;gentlemen's&quot; magazine	Softcore Only, Generic
overclocked avian microprocessor	Familiar Weight: +5
# oversized fish scaler: Allows familiar to scale fish
oversized fish scaler	Familiar Effect: "attack", Generic
palm-frond toupee	Familiar Weight: +5
# penguin-smacking club: +5 to Familiar Damage
pet anemone	Familiar Weight: +5
pet rock &quot;Groucho&quot; disguise	Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log"
pet rock &quot;Snooty&quot; disguise	Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log"
# plastic bib: Makes your ghost better at eating stuff.
plastic pumpkin bucket	Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Generic
portable motorcycle	Familiar Weight: +5
# pretty pink bow: +10 lbs. of Ghoul Whelp
prosthetic forehead	Familiar Weight: +5
psychedelic bubble wand	Familiar Weight: +5
# quadroculars: Helps Your He-Boulder See Better (x4)
quadroculars	Familiar Weight: +5
# quake of arrows: Holds Heavier Arrows
radioactive chew toy	Familiar Weight: +5
rainbow tie	Familiar Weight: +5
rat head balloon	Familiar Weight: -3, Generic
rat tooth polish	Familiar Weight: +5
rattlesnake enrager	Familiar Weight: +5
rhesus monkey	Familiar Weight: +5
security blankie	Familiar Weight: +5
serrated proboscis extension	Familiar Weight: +20
# shock collar: Familiar Will Attack You Less Often
six-armed sweater	Familiar Weight: +5
skewer-mounted razor blade	Familiar Weight: +5
smile-sharpening stone	Familiar Weight: +5
# smiley-face sticker: +10 lbs. of Volleyball
smiley-face sticker	Experience: +3.16
snow halo	Familiar Weight: +5
solid state loom	Familiar Weight: +10
spoon!	Familiar Weight: +5
# stick-on mini solar panels: +10 lbs. of Starfish
stomp box	Familiar Weight: +5
string of dingle balls	Familiar Weight: +5
sucky decal	Familiar Weight: +5
sugar shield	Familiar Weight: +10, Generic
# targeting chip: More likely to use more powerful attacks
tasteful black bow tie	Familiar Weight: +5
# teddy bear sewing kit: Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
# teddy borg sewing kit: Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
tiny Mountie hat	Familiar Weight: +5
tiny ballet slippers	Familiar Weight: +5
tiny balloon knife	Familiar Weight: +5
tiny bindle	Familiar Weight: +5
tiny bust of Pallas	Familiar Weight: +5
tiny cell phone	Familiar Weight: +10
# tiny costume wardrobe: Contains Many Adorable Costumes
tiny costume wardrobe	Familiar Weight: [25*fam(doppelshifter)], Softcore Only, Generic
tiny fly glasses	Experience (familiar): +1, Generic
tiny knife and fork	Familiar Weight: +5
tiny makeup kit	Familiar Weight: +15
tiny maracas	Familiar Weight: +5
# tiny nose-bone fetish: Reduces familiar's MP expenditure by 2-4.
tiny prop sword	Familiar Weight: +5
tiny shaker of salt	Familiar Weight: +5
tiny sombrero	Sombrero Bonus: +10
# tiny top hat and cane: Lets your Li'l Xenomorph dance!
# tiny top hat and cane: (adds item0 to familiar abilities)
tiny top hat and cane	Fairy: 1.0
toy six-seater hovercraft	Familiar Weight: -5
# tuning fork: Familiar Will Attack You Less Often
# undissolvable contact lenses: Helps your Slimeling See Better
unspeakable lozenges	Familiar Weight: +5
velvet choker	Familiar Weight: +5
wax lips	Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Generic
# weegee sqouija: Hobo's Booze Is More Effective
woolen cravat	Familiar Weight: +5
# zen motorcycle: Makes Llama Lamas friendlier

# Familiars section of modifiers.txt

# Familiars with standard abilities don't need to appear here -
# familiar.txt types of stat0, stat1, item0, meat0 correspond to
# modifiers Volleyball, Sombrero, Fairy, Leprechaun, with a default
# value of 1.

Fam:(none)	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	Volleyball Effectiveness: [1.3-0.15*G]
Fam:Barrrnacle	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Volleyball: 1
Fam:Cuddlefish	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Emo Squid	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Exotic Parrot	Hot Resistance: [floor((W+19)/20)], Cold Resistance: [floor((W+15)/20)], Spooky Resistance: [floor((W+11)/20)], Stench Resistance: [floor((W+7)/20)], Sleaze Resistance: [floor((W+3)/20)]
Fam:Grouper Groupie	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Hobo Monkey	Leprechaun: 1.25
Fam:Imitation Crab	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Jumpsuited Hound Dog	Fairy: 1.25, Combat Rate: [min(5,floor(W/6))]
Fam:Llama Lama	Volleyball: 0.5
Fam:Magic Dragonfish	Spell Damage Percent: [min(2*W,100^zone(The Sea)*100)], Underwater Familiar
Fam:Midget Clownfish	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Mutant Cactus Bud	Leprechaun Effectiveness: [1.3-0.15*G]
Fam:Mutant Fire Ant	Fairy Effectiveness: [1.3-0.15*G]
Fam:Purse Rat	Monster Level: [floor(W/2)]
Fam:Rock Lobster	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Squamous Gibberer	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Urchin Urchin	Underwater Familiar
Fam:Wizard Action Figure	Volleyball: 0.3333, Fairy: 0.3333

# Enthroned familiars section of modifiers.txt

Throne:Adorable Seal Larva	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 8, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 8
Throne:Ancient Yuletide Troll	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 8, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 8
Throne:Angry Goat	Muscle Percent: +15
Throne:Animated Macaroni Duck	Familiar Weight: +5
Throne:Astral Badger	Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10
Throne:Attention-Deficit Demon	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Autonomous Disco Ball	Familiar Weight: +5
Throne:Baby Bugged Bugbear	Muscle: -10, Mysticality: -10, Moxie: -10, Experience: +2
Throne:Baby Gravy Fairy	Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
Throne:Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	Experience (Muscle): +2
Throne:Baby Sandworm	Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10
Throne:Baby Yeti	Spell Damage Percent: +10
Throne:Barrrnacle	Familiar Weight: +5
Throne:Black Cat	Muscle: -10, Mysticality: -10, Moxie: -10
Throne:Blood-Faced Volleyball	Experience (Moxie): +2
Throne:BRICKO chick	 Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
Throne:Bulky Buddy Box	Hot Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2
Throne:Casagnova Gnome	Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 16, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 9, MP Regen Max: 11
Throne:Chauvinist Pig	Experience (Muscle): +2
Throne:Cheshire Bat	Experience (Mysticality): +2, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 10
Throne:Clockwork Grapefruit	Moxie Percent: +15
Throne:Cocoabo	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Throne:Coffee Pixie	Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Throne:Cotton Candy Carnie	Initiative: +20
Throne:Crimbo Elf	Weapon Damage: +10
Throne:Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Throne:Cuddlefish	Initiative: +20
Throne:Cymbal-Playing Monkey	Experience (Moxie): +2
Throne:Dancing Frog	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Dandy Lion	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 8, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 8
Throne:Dramatic Hedgehog	Experience (Mysticality): +2, HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 3
Throne:El Vibrato Megadrone	Monster Level: +10, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15
Throne:Emo Squid	Initiative: +20
Throne:Evil Teddy Bear	Initiative: +20
Throne:Exotic Parrot	Hot Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2
Throne:Feather Boa Constrictor	Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 6, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4
Throne:Flaming Gravy Fairy	Hot Damage: +20	
Throne:Frozen Gravy Fairy	Cold Damage: +20
Throne:Frumious Bandersnatch	Experience: +2
Throne:Fuzzy Dice	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Throne:Ghost Pickle on a Stick	Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 10
Throne:Ghuol Whelp	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 8, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 8
Throne:Gluttonous Green Ghost	Food Drop: +15
Throne:Green Pixie	Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10
Throne:Grinning Turtle	Experience (Muscle): +2
Throne:Grouper Groupie	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Grue	Mysticality Percent: +15
Throne:Hand Turkey	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Hanukkimbo Dreidl	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Throne:He-Boulder	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Throne:Hippo Ballerina	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Hobo Monkey	Meat Drop: +25
Throne:Hovering Sombrero	Experience (Mysticality): +2
Throne:Howling Balloon Monkey	Spell Damage Percent: +10
Throne:Hunchbacked Minion	Experience (Muscle): +2
Throne:Imitation Crab	Muscle Percent: +15
Throne:Inflatable Dodecapede	Mysticality Percent: +15
Throne:Jack-in-the-Box	Experience: +2
Throne:Jill-O-Lantern	Experience (Moxie): +2, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 10
Throne:Jitterbug	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Jumpsuited Hound Dog	Weapon Damage: +20, HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 10, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 10
Throne:Killer Bee	Experience (Muscle): +2, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 10
Throne:Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	Meat Drop: +25
Throne:Leprechaun	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Levitating Potato	Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 6, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4
Throne:Llama Lama	Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Throne:Magic Dragonfish	Spell Damage Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 10
Throne:MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	Muscle Percent: +15
Throne:Mariachi Chihuahua	Experience (Moxie): +2
Throne:Midget Clownfish	Spell Damage Percent: +10
Throne:Misshapen Animal Skeleton	Familiar Weight: +5
Throne:Mosquito	Weapon Damage Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Throne:Mutant Cactus Bud	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Mutant Fire Ant	Hot Damage: +20
Throne:Mutant Gila Monster	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 8, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 8
Throne:Nervous Tick	Experience (Moxie): +2, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 10
Throne:Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 10
Throne:Ninja Snowflake	Moxie Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Throne:O.A.F.	Muscle: -10, Mysticality: -10, Moxie: -10
Throne:Origami Towel Crane	Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Throne:Pair of Ragged Claws	Familiar Weight: +5
Throne:Penguin Goodfella	Familiar Weight: +5
Throne:Personal Raincloud	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Throne:Pet Cheezling	Spell Damage Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 8
Throne:Pet Rock	Hot Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2
Throne:Piano Cat	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Psychedelic Bear	Meat Drop: +20
Throne:Purse Rat	Experience: +2
Throne:Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	Experience (Mysticality): +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 6, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4
Throne:Ragamuffin Imp	Mysticality Percent: +15
Throne:Reassembled Blackbird	Item Drop: +15
Throne:RoboGoose	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Throne:Rock Lobster	Spell Damage Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 11, MP Regen Max: 15
Throne:Sabre-Toothed Lime	Moxie Percent: +15
Throne:Scary Death Orb	Mysticality Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Throne:Sleazy Gravy Fairy	Sleaze Damage: +20
Throne:Slimeling	Weapon Drop: +15
Throne:Smiling Rat	Experience: +3
Throne:Snow Angel	Spell Damage Percent: +10
Throne:Snowy Owl	Mysticality Percent: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 6, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4
Throne:Spirit Hobo	Booze Drop: +15
Throne:Spooky Gravy Fairy	Spooky Damage: +20
Throne:Spooky Pirate Skeleton	Familiar Weight: +5
Throne:Squamous Gibberer	Initiative: +20
Throne:Stab Bat	Muscle Percent: +15
Throne:Star Starfish	Spell Damage Percent: +10
Throne:Stinky Gravy Fairy	Stench Damage: +20
Throne:Stocking Mimic	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Throne:Sugar Fruit Fairy	Experience (Mysticality): +2
Throne:Sweet Nutcracker	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 8, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 8
Throne:Syncopated Turtle	Initiative: +20
Throne:Teddy Bear	Initiative: +20
Throne:Teddy Borg	Initiative: +20
Throne:Temporal Riftlet	Initiative: +20
Throne:Toothsome Rock	Hot Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2
Throne:Underworld Bonsai	Spell Damage Percent: +10
Throne:Uniclops	Experience (Mysticality): +2
Throne:Untamed Turtle	Initiative: +20
Throne:Urchin Urchin	Weapon Damage: +10
Throne:Wereturtle	Muscle Percent: +15
Throne:Whirling Maple Leaf	Spell Damage Percent: +10
Throne:Wild Hare	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 6, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4
Throne:Wind-up Chattering Teeth	Muscle Percent: +15
Throne:Wizard Action Figure	Spell Damage Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 5

# Bedazzlements section of modifiers.txt

scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	Meat Drop: +25
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	Experience: +2
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	Item Drop: +25
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10

# Campground equipment section of modifiers.txt

BRICKO pyramid	Base Resting HP: +34, Base Resting MP: +35
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	Bonus Resting MP: +7
Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	Base Resting HP: +39, Base Resting MP: +40
# Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
Meat maid	Adventures: +4
Newbiesport&trade; tent	Base Resting HP: +9, Base Resting MP: +10
# barbed-wire fence
barskin tent	Base Resting HP: +19, Base Resting MP: +20
# bartender-in-the-box
beanbag chair	Bonus Resting MP: +30
bed of coals	Hot Resistance: +2
# big rock is used as a placeholder for "the ground" (when you have no housing)
big rock	Base Resting HP: +4, Base Resting MP: +5
# black-and-blue light
# blue plasma ball
# chef-in-the-box
# clockwork bartender-in-the-box
# clockwork chef-in-the-box
clockwork maid	Adventures: +8
comfy blanket	Base Resting HP: +50
comfy coffin	Spooky Resistance: +2
cottage	Base Resting HP: +29, Base Resting MP: +30
filth-encrusted futon	Stench Resistance: +2
frigid air mattress	Cold Resistance: +2
gauze hammock	Bonus Resting HP: +60
gingerbread house	Base Resting HP: +69, Base Resting MP: +70
ginormous pumpkin	Base Resting HP: +49, Base Resting MP: +50
hobo fortress blueprints	Base Resting HP: +84, Base Resting MP: +85
house of twigs and spit	Base Resting HP: +59, Base Resting MP: +60
# huge pumpkin
# meat golem
pagoda plans	Resting HP Percent: +100, Resting MP Percent: +100, Adventures: +3
# pretty bouquet
# pumpkin
sandcastle	Base Resting HP: +49, Base Resting MP: +50
# sleeping stocking
# spooky scarecrow
stained mattress	Sleaze Resistance: +2
white picket fence	Bonus Resting MP: +1

# Status Effects section of modifiers.txt

&quot;The Disease&quot;	Moxie: -5
'Roids of the Rhinoceros	Muscle: +100
1337p4n7Z	Muscle: +6, Moxie: -3
2 Hearts, 1 Mind	Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +3
20-20 Second Sight	Maximum MP: +25
20/20 Vision	Item Drop: +10
5 Pounds Lighter	Initiative: +10, Moxie: +5
A Contender	Muscle Percent: +200, Mysticality Percent: +200, Moxie Percent: +200
A Few Extra Pounds	Maximum HP: [5*min(L,11)]
A Little Bit Evil (Accordion Thief)	Monster Level: +2
A Little Bit Evil (Disco Bandit)	Monster Level: +2
A Little Bit Evil (Pastamancer)	Monster Level: +2
A Little Bit Evil (Sauceror)	Monster Level: +2
A Little Bit Evil (Seal Clubber)	Monster Level: +2
A Little Bit Evil (Turtle Tamer)	Monster Level: +2
A Little Bit Frightening	Spooky Damage: [3*L]
A Little Bit Poisoned	Muscle Percent: -30, Mysticality Percent: -30, Moxie Percent: -30, Muscle: -5, Mysticality: -5, Moxie: -5
A Revolution in Your Mouth	Moxie Percent: -10
Abominably Slippery	Initiative: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +2
# Absinthe-Minded: You are aware of The Worm Wood
Ack! Barred!	Muscle Percent: +30
Adrenaline Rush	Muscle Percent: +100
Affronted Decency	Moxie: -20
Afternoon Insight	Mysticality Percent: +20
Aided and Abetted	Damage Reduction: 15
Alchemical, Brother	Mysticality Percent: +30
# All Covered In Whatsit: More likely to fumble
# All Covered In Whatsit: Continually take damage
All Fired Up	Initiative: +30
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude	Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1
Also Schmeckt Zarathustra	Mysticality: +30
Amorous	Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
Amorphous Cheer	Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50
Ancestral Disapproval	Mysticality Percent: +10
And Your Family, Too	Familiar Weight: -10
Animal Exploiter	Muscle: +40, Familiar Weight Percent: -50
Antarctic Memories	HP Regen Min: 40, HP Regen Max: 40, MP Regen Min: 40, MP Regen Max: 40
# Antihangover	actual bonus is floor((yesterday's drunkenness)^(1/1.7))
Antihangover	Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5
Antsy in your Pantsy	Muscle Percent: +5, Mysticality Percent: +5, Moxie Percent: +5
Anytwo Five Elevenis?	Muscle: +10
Apathy	Muscle Percent: -30, Mysticality Percent: -30, Moxie Percent: -30
Apoplectic with Rage	Mysticality Percent: -10
Arabian Knighthood	Muscle Percent: +5
Arcane in the Brain	Mana Cost (stackable): -3
Army of One	Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100
Arse-a'fire	Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +25
Artificially Sweet	Moxie Percent: +100
Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy	Item Drop: +10
Aspect of the Twinklefairy	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5
Ass Over Teakettle	Initiative: +50
Assaulted with Pepper	Monster Level: +20
Astral Shell	Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
Axe Wound	Muscle: -5
# B-b-brr!
Baconstoned	Mysticality Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +11
# Bad Luck: Uh Oh...
Badger Underfoot	Meat Drop: +20
Bananas!	Muscle: +40, Mysticality: +40, Moxie: +40
Barking Dogs	Muscle Percent: -50, Initiative: -50
Barking Mad	Mysticality Percent: +100
Bastard!	Weapon Damage: +12
Basted	Sleaze Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: -2
Batigue	Muscle Percent: -10, Mysticality Percent: -10, Moxie Percent: -10, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
Bats in the Belfry	Mysticality Percent: +10
Beastly Flavor	Familiar Weight: +3
Beaten Up	Muscle Percent: -50, Mysticality Percent: -50, Moxie Percent: -50
# Beer in Your Shoes: More likely to fumble
# Beer in Your Shoes: Continually take damage
Belch the Rainbow&trade;	Hot Damage: [min(L,11)], Cold Damage: [min(L,11)], Stench Damage: [min(L,11)], Spooky Damage: [min(L,11)], Sleaze Damage: [min(L,11)]
Bells in the Batfry	Moxie Percent: +10
Benetton's Medley of Diversity	Hot Damage: +15, Cold Damage: +15, Stench Damage: +15, Spooky Damage: +15, Sleaze Damage: +15
Bestial Sympathy	Familiar Weight: +3
Big Flaming Whip	Hot Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5
Big Veiny Brain	Experience: +2, Meat Drop: -20, Item Drop: -10
Bilious	Monster Level: +25, Slime Resistance: +1
Bilious Brains	Mysticality Percent: +100
Bilious Brawn	Muscle Percent: +100
Bilious Briskness	Moxie Percent: +100
Billiards Belligerence	Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
# Biologically Shocked: Unleash strange forces in combat
Bitterskin	Slime Hates It: +1
Black Face	Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +15, Initiative: -40
Black Tongue	Familiar Weight: +5, Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Item Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 20, MP Regen Max: 20, Experience (familiar): +2
Blackberry Politeness	Meat Drop: +20
# Blessed by the RNG: ???
Blessing of Bulbazinalli	Damage Reduction: 10
Blessing of Charcoatl	Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
Blessing of Pikachutlotal	Initiative: +30
Blessing of Squirtlcthulli	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 10, MP Regen Min: 2, MP Regen Max: 10
Bloody Bloody Bloody!	Spooky Damage: +50
Bloody Hand	Muscle: -1
Blue Tongue	Item Drop: +30
# Bone Homie: Bites Your Enemies
Bootyliciousness	Item Drop: +10
Bottle in front of Me	Spell Damage: +15
Braaaaaains	Meat Drop: +200, Item Drop: -50
Braaains	Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: -50
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption	Damage Reduction: [L^1.2]
Bright!	Maximum MP: +100
# Brined Liver: Makes you a better diver
Brined Liver	Initiative Penalty: [20*zone(The Sea)], Item Drop Penalty: [20*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop Penalty: [20*zone(The Sea)]
# Broken Dancing
Broken Fast	Item Drop: +30
Broken Heart	Muscle: [min(T,20)], HP Regen Min: [min(T,20)], HP Regen Max: [min(T,20)]
Broken Knees	Muscle Percent: -30
Brother Corsican's Blessing	Experience (familiar): +2
Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing	Food Drop: +30
Brother Smothers's Blessing	Booze Drop: +30
# Bruised Jaw: Mruimed Maw
Bubble, Bubble	Moxie: -5, Muscle: +5
# Buggy Flavor: 25% chance of poisoning opponent
Bureaucratized	Familiar Weight: +10
Burning Ears	Hot Spell Damage: +11, Cold Resistance: +3
Burning Hands	Hot Damage: +11
Burning Heart	Hot Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: -2
# Burning, Man: Sizzle!
# Burning Soul: Sizzle!
# Busker Do
Busy Bein' Delicious	Moxie: +5
Butt-Rock Hair	Moxie Percent: +15
Cake Caked	Mysticality Percent: +50
Can Has Cyborger	Moxie Percent: +10
Can't Be a Chooser	Meat Drop: +30
Can't Smell Nothin'	Stench Resistance: +9
# Canadianity: Makes you feel more Canadian
Candied Skeleton	Weapon Damage: -10, Spooky Damage: +10
Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation	Combat Rate: +5
Carol of the Bones	Muscle Percent: +10
Carrion' On	Meat Drop: +60
Carrrsmic	Mysticality Percent: +10
Cat Class, Cat Style	Moxie Percent: +20
Cat-Alyzed	Moxie: +10
Chain Chain Chains	Spooky Damage: +10
# Chalked Weapon: Regular Attacks Can't Miss
Chalky Hand	Never Fumble, Weapon Damage: +3
Chalky White Pallor	Mysticality Percent: +50
Chapped Legs	Muscle: -4, Moxie: +8
Charrrming	Moxie Percent: +10
Chauve-Souris Merde Fou	Stench Damage: +50
Chihuahua Underfoot	Monster Level: +20
Chilblains of the Corn	Spooky Damage: +5
Chlorophyll Flavor	MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3
Chocolate Reign	Moxie: +10
Chock Full o' Nanites	Damage Absorption: +50, Weapon Damage: +20
Cholestoriffic	Sleaze Damage: [min(100,T)]
Chorale of Companionship	Familiar Weight: +10
Chronologically Pummeled	Moxie: +20, Muscle: -5, Mysticality: -5
Cinco Elementos	Cold Damage: [5*T], Hot Damage: [5*T], Sleaze Damage: [5*T], Spooky Damage: [5*T], Stench Damage: [5*T]
Clean-Shaven	Moxie: +5
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity	Initiative: +20
# Clumsy: Always Fumble
Clyde's Blessing	Item Drop: +50
Coated Arms	Weapon Damage: +15
# Coated in Slime: It Burns!  It Burns!
Cock of the Walk	Moxie Percent: +200
Cold, Dead Hands	Cold Damage: +40, Spooky Damage: +40
Cold Blooded	Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +2
# Cold Breath: Can breathe frigid air in combat
Cold Hard Skin	Cold Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +200
Cold Hearted	Moxie: [min(T,20)], Familiar Weight: [ceil(min(T,20)/2)]
Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 20, MP Regen Max: 30
# Coldform: Cold, Cold, Cold!
Coldform	Cold Immunity, Hot Vulnerability, Spooky Vulnerability
Colorfully Concealed	Combat Rate: [-5*zone(The Sea)]
# Comic Violence: Regular Attacks Can't Miss
Cool, Catlike	Cold Damage: +40, Moxie: +30
Coming Up Roses	MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 20
Compensatory Cruelness	Weapon Damage: +5
Complete Delusion	Muscle: +4, Moxie: +5
Concentrated Concentration	Spell Damage Percent: +20
Concentration	Spell Damage Percent: +10
Confused	Mysticality Percent: -30
Contagious Bad Luck	Mysticality Percent: -20
Contemptible Emanations	Monster Level: +20
Corroded Weapon	Weapon Damage: -5
# Corrupted: All Attributes +/- ???
Corruption of Wretched Wally	Muscle: +3, Weapon Damage: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
Cosmic Flavor	Spell Critical Percent: +10
# Cotton Mouthed: So dry! It's from yesterday!
# Coy to the Hurled: variable DR
Cranberry Cordiality	Meat Drop: +10
Cravin' for a Ravin'	Meat Drop: +100
Crimbo Epiphany	Mysticality Percent: +10
Crimbo Flavor	Spell Damage: +30
Crimbo Nostalgia	Experience: +5
Cringle's Curative Carol	HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10
Crocodile Tear	Familiar Weight (hidden): [10*zone(The Sea)]
Crotchety, Pining	Muscle Percent: +100
Cruisin' for a Bruisin'	Weapon Damage Percent: +100
Crusty Head	Damage Reduction: 10
# Cunctatitis: Eh.  You'll figure out what this effect does later...
Cupcake of Choice	Item Drop: +30
Cupshotten	Muscle Percent: -20, Mysticality Percent: -20, Moxie Percent: -20, Cold Resistance: +2, Hot Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin	Experience (familiar): +1
# Curse Magnet: Curses!
# Curse of the Black Pearl Onion: Nasty belches during combat
# Cursed by The RNG: ???
Cuts Like a Buttered Knife	Sleaze Damage: +50
Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife	Sleaze Damage: +5
Cybernetic Muscles	Muscle Percent: +10
Dance Interpreter	Item Drop: +20
Dances with Tweedles	Meat Drop: +40
Dancing Prowess	Item Drop: +15
Dang Near Cut In Half	Muscle Percent: -50
Danish Cunning	Pickpocket Chance: +25
# Deadened palate: Bleah
Deadly Flashing Blade	Weapon Damage: +10
# Deadly Lampblade: 100% chance of poisoning opponent
Deadly Lampblade	Spooky Damage: +75
Deep-Fried	Hot Resistance: +2, Stench Vulnerability, Sleaze Vulnerability
Demonic Flavor	Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +2
Demonic Taint	Stench Damage: +30
Digitally Converted	Monster Level: +30
Dilated Pupils	Item Drop: +20
Dirge of Dreadfulness	Spooky Damage: +12, Spooky Spell Damage: +12
Disco Concentration	Item Drop: +20
Disco Inferno	Moxie: +5, Hot Damage: +3
Disco Nirvana	Meat Drop: +30
Disco State of Mind	Moxie: +2
Discomfited	Initiative: +30
Dizzy with Rage	Moxie Percent: -10
Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer	Experience: +1
# Donho's Bubbly Ballad: Makes you a better diver
Donho's Bubbly Ballad	Initiative Penalty: [20*zone(The Sea)], Item Drop Penalty: [20*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop Penalty: [20*zone(The Sea)]
# Down the Rabbit Hole: Lets you adventure in The Rabbit Hole in The Nearby Plains
Down With Chow	Familiar Weight: +10
Draggin' Balls	Moxie: +6, Muscle: -3
Dreadlocked	Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: -50
Dreams and Lights	Mysticality: +10, Mana Cost: -3
Drenched With Filth	Stench Damage: +75
Drummed Out	Mysticality Percent: +50, Muscle Percent: -50
Drunk With Power	Spell Damage Percent: +100
Duct Out of Water	Muscle Percent: -10, Mysticality Percent: -10, Moxie Percent: -10
Duhhh	Mysticality: -20
Dwarven Hardiness	Muscle Percent: +5
# Earthen Fist: +10 damage to Fist techniques
# Earthen Fist: Allows you to punch rocks without hurting yourself
# Earworm: Get them out! Get them out!
Easily Embarrassed	Sleaze Vulnerability
Eau D'enmity	Monster Level: +5
# Eau de Tortue: You smell like turtle pheromones
Educated (Kinda)	Spooky Resistance: +5
Educated (Sorta)	Sleaze Resistance: +5
Egg on your Face	Stench Damage: +10
Egg-cellent Vocabulary	Moxie Percent: +10
Egg-headedness	Mysticality Percent: +10
Egg-stortionary Tactics	Meat Drop: +50
Egg-stra Arm	Muscle Percent: +10
Eggs-tra Sensory Perception	Item Drop: +10
El Tango de la Maldita Suegra	Initiative: +15, Pickpocket Chance: +20
El Vibrations	Spell Damage Percent: +100
Electrolyte Fantastic	Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
Elemental Flavor	Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
Elemental Saucesphere	Cold Resistance: +2, Hot Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2
Elron's Explosive Etude	Spell Damage Percent: +50
Elvish	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
Embarrassed	Moxie Percent: -30
Emotion Sickness	Item Drop: [(+25-D)*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop: [2*(+25-D)*zone(The Sea)]
Empathy	Familiar Weight: +5
Employee of the Month	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10
Engorged Weapon	Weapon Damage: +10
Enhanced Archaeologist	Mysticality: +20, Muscle: -5, Moxie: -5
Enraged	Muscle Percent: +10
Ermine Eyes	Item Drop: +5
Erudite	Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +15, Damage Reduction: -10
# Existential Torment: Who are you? Who are you <i>really</i>?
Expert Oiliness	Equalize: "Mysticality"
Expert Timing	Item Drop: +20
Extra Sensory Perception	Item Drop: +50
Extra Terrestrial	HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 20
Extreme Muscle Relaxation	Initiative: -50, Muscle Percent: +25
Extremely Poor Taste	Monster Level: +10
Eye of the Lihc	Spooky Resistance: +1
Eye of the Seal	Item Drop: +10
Familial Ties	Familiar Weight: [10*zone(The Sea)]
Fan-Cooled	Cold Damage: +10
Fancy Feasted	Moxie Percent: +20
Far Out	Mysticality: +1
Fast as Lightning	Initiative: +50
Fastbreaker	Muscle Percent: +20
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric	Item Drop: +20
Fearless	Monster Level: -10
Feelin' Philosophical	MP Regen Min: 8, MP Regen Max: 10
Feet of Grapefruit	Experience (Mysticality): +3
Feet of Strawberry	Experience (Moxie): +3
Feet of Watermelon	Experience (Muscle): +3
Feline Ferocity	Weapon Damage Percent: +100
Festive Radiation	Muscle Percent: +5, Mysticality Percent: +5, Moxie Percent: +5, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 10, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 10
Fever From the Flavor	Cold Resistance: +9
Fiery Heart	Mysticality: [min(T,20)], MP Regen Min: [ceil(min(T,20)/2)], MP Regen Max: [ceil(min(T,20)/2)]
Filled with Magic	Spell Damage Percent: +100
# Filthworm Drone Stench
# Filthworm Guard Stench
# Filthworm Larva Stench
# Finstrong: Makes you a better diver
Finstrong	Initiative Penalty: [30*zone(The Sea)], Item Drop Penalty: [30*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop Penalty: [30*zone(The Sea)]
Fire Down Below	Hot Damage: [min(100,T)]
Fireproof Lips	Hot Resistance: +9
First Eye Blind	Muscle Percent: -10, Mysticality Percent: -10, Moxie Percent: -10
Fishbreath	Stench Damage: +15
Fishily Speeding	Initiative: +50
# Fishy: -1 Adventure cost underwater
Fishy Fortification	Maximum HP: +50, Muscle Percent: +10
Fit To Be Tide	HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 16, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 16
Fitter, Happier	Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100
Flame-Retardant Trousers	Hot Resistance: +1
Flaming Weapon	Hot Damage: +3
Flamingly Floral	Hot Damage: +50
Flared Nostrils	Stench Vulnerability
Flashing Eyes	Meat Drop: +30
Florid Cheeks	MP Regen Min: 25, MP Regen Max: 30
Flower Power	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20
Fondid	Monster Level: +15
# Form of...Bird!: You're a Bird
# Form of...Cockroach!: You're a Cockroach
Fratty Flavor	Moxie: +15
Freaked Out	Spooky Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: -2
Free Bird	Mysticality: +20
Fresh Scent	Combat Rate: -5
Frigid Weapon	Cold Damage: +3
Frog In Your Throat	Muscle: +25
Frostbitten	Cold Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: -2
# Frosty the Hitman: +0-2 <font color=red>Hot Damage</font>
# Frosty the Hitman: +0-2 <font color=blue>Cold Damage</font>
# Frosty the Hitman: +0-2 <font color=gray>Spooky Damage</font>
# Frosty the Hitman: +0-2 <font color=green>Stench Damage</font>
# Frosty the Hitman: +0-2 <font color=blueviolet>Sleaze Damage</font>
Frozen Hands	Cold Damage: +11
Frozen Shoulders	Cold Spell Damage: +11, Hot Resistance: +3
Full Bottle in front of Me	Spell Damage Percent: +30
Full of Vinegar	Weapon Damage: [+1*D]
Full of Wist	Experience: [min(L,11)]
Full-Body Tan	Experience (Moxie): [L]
Fury of the Bells	Muscle Percent: +10
Fustulent	Stench Damage: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +15
# Gar-ish: You love lasagna as much as you hate Mondays
Gaze of the Lightning God	Spell Damage Percent: +50, Experience (Mysticality): +3, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 5
Gaze of the Trickster God	Ranged Damage: +30, Sleaze Damage: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +30
Gaze of the Volcano God	Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 10
Gelded	Monster Level: +5
# Get Me Off This Crazy Thing!: Jane!
Ghostly Shell	Damage Absorption: +80
Ginger Snapped	Spooky Damage: +10
Gleaming White Teeth	Moxie Percent: +50
Glittering Eyelashes	Mysticality Percent: +15
Gnawed-Off Arm	Muscle: -5
Go Get 'Em, Tiger!	Muscle Percent: +15
Gobliny Flavor	Damage Reduction: 5
Good Karma	Mysticality: +5
Good with the Ladies	Experience: +3
Goofball Withdrawal	Muscle Percent: -50, Mysticality Percent: -50, Moxie Percent: -50
# Got Milk: You like food; food tastes good.
Got Your Boots On	Moxie Percent: +10
Gothy	Mysticality: +20, Muscle: -10, Moxie: -10
Gr8tness	Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100
# Greased: Continually take damage
Greased	Sleaze Damage: +20
Greased-Up Familiar	Familiar Weight (hidden): [5*zone(The Sea)]
Greasy Flavor	Weapon Damage: +30
Green Tongue	Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +2
Grilled	Muscle: -10
Grimace	Monster Level: +25, Slime Resistance: +1
Grrrrrrreat!	Experience (Muscle): +10
Grulched	Stench Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20
Guanified	Stench Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: -2
# Haiku State of Mind: large penalty to result parsing
# Half-Astral: Like, Wow, Man
Half-Eaten Brain	Mysticality Percent: -20
Ham-Fisted	Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +11
Hammered	Weapon Damage Percent: +50
# Hammertime: Seriously, your pants are huge
Happy Salamander	Familiar Weight: +3
Happy Trails	Mysticality: +100
Hardly Poisoned at All	Muscle: -3, Mysticality: -3, Moxie: -3, Muscle Percent: -10, Mysticality Percent: -10, Moxie Percent: -10
Having a Ball!	Muscle Percent: [pref(ballpitBonus)], Mysticality Percent: [pref(ballpitBonus)], Moxie Percent: [pref(ballpitBonus)]
Head on Fire, Ass Catching	Initiative: +10
Heal Thy Nanoself	HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20
Healthy Bronze Glow	Moxie Percent: +50
Healthy Green Glow	Familiar Weight: +10
# Heart of Black: Damn, Gina
Heart of Green	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Familiar Weight: +3
Heart of Lavender	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Item Drop: +10
Heart of Orange	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 6, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 6
Heart of Pink	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Meat Drop: +20
Heart of White	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +1
Heart of Yellow	Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Initiative: +20
Heavily Breathing	Experience (Muscle): [L]
Heavy Petting	Familiar Weight: +5, Muscle Percent: -10, Mysticality Percent: -10, Moxie Percent: -10
Hella Smart	Mysticality Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +15, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15
Hella Smooth	Moxie Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Item Drop: +20
Hella Tough	Muscle Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
Hennaliciousness	Mysticality: +3
Hernia!	Muscle Percent: -70
Hiding in Plain Sight	Initiative: +100
Hip to Be Square Dancin'	Item Drop: +10
Hippy Flavor	Mysticality: +15
Hippy Stench	Combat Rate: +5
Hobo Flavor	Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +2
Hobonic	Hobo Power: +5
Hoity Toity	Item Drop: +30
Holiday Bliss	Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +20
Hombre Muerto Caminando	Initiative: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Maximum MP: +20
Hooked Up	Moxie Percent: -100, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15
Hopped Up on Goofballs	Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20
Hornswaggled	Moxie Percent: +50, Muscle Percent: -50
Hot Blooded	Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +2
# Hot Breath: Can breathe fire in combat
# Hotform: Hot, Hot, Hot!
Hotform	Hot Immunity, Sleaze Vulnerability, Stench Vulnerability
Hurricane Force	Muscle Percent: -50, Mysticality Percent: -50, Moxie Percent: -50
Hustlin'	Initiative: +50, Item Drop: +10
# Hyperbolic Hypothermia: Continually take damage
Hyperbolic Hypothermia	Cold Damage: +20
Hyperoffended	Sleaze Resistance: +9
Hyphemariffic	Spooky Resistance: +9
Ichorous Eyesight	Item Drop: +10
Ichorous Intensity	Spell Damage Percent: +20
Impregnably Delicious	Damage Reduction: 30
In Tuna	MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
In Vino Vires	Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50
# In Your Cups: Whoah...
In the Saucestream	Mysticality Percent: +15
Incensed	Mysticality: +10
Incredibly Hulking	Muscle Percent: +200
Indescribable Flavor	Spell Damage: +30
# Infinite Loop
# Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration: Lets you craft things more quickly
Inky Camouflage	Combat Rate: -5
# Innuendo Shopping
Inscrutable exoskeleton	Damage Absorption: +300
Inspired!	Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: -20
Insulated Trousers	Cold Resistance: +1
# Iron Palms: Swords count as clubs
It Didn't Kill You	Muscle Percent: +50
# It's Electric!: Damages Attacking Opponents
Izchak's Blessing	Moxie Percent: +25
# Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere: Damages Attacking Opponent
Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere	Damage Reduction: 5
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction	Weapon Damage: +12, Spell Damage: +12
# Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere: Damages Attacking Opponent
Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere	Damage Reduction: 3
# Jammin': Deal extra damage as the fight goes on
# Jammin': and on...
# Jazz Hands
Je Ne Sais Porquoise	Moxie Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +6, Item Drop: +5
# Jingle Jangle Jingle
Juiced and Jacked	Item Drop: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10
# Juiced Up: Makes you a better diver
Juiced Up	Initiative Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Item Drop Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Muscle Percent: -5, Mysticality Percent: -5, Moxie Percent: -5
Kiss of the Black Fairy	Spooky Damage: [+2*D]
Knightlife	Moxie Percent: [100+2*min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))]
Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy	Moxie: +2
Knob Goblin perfume	Effect: "Knob Goblin Perfume", Effect Duration: 1
Kung Fu Fighting	Weapon Damage: [3*L]
# L'instinct F&eacute;lin: Makes you better at sleeping
L'instinct F&eacute;lin	Moxie: +30
La Bamba	Item Drop: +3
Leash of Linguini	Familiar Weight: +5
Lemon Enlightenment	Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +15
Less Pervious	Damage Reduction: 3
Less Vincible	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 5
# Light!
# Light-Headed: Increased chance of fumbling
Light-Headed	Mysticality Percent: -30
Liquid Courage	Experience: +3
# Literally Insane
Litterboxing	Stench Damage: +30, Item Drop: +15
Livin' Large	Meat Drop: +10
Locks Like the Raven	Moxie: +15
Loco Motives	Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +10
Low on the Hog	Meat Drop: +100
Lubed	Sleaze Damage: +25, Moxie Percent: +10
Lustful Heart	Moxie: [min(T,20)]
Lycanthropy, Eh?	Muscle Percent: [+2*M], Moxie Percent: [-2*M]
Macho Profundo	Muscle Percent: +60, Moxie Percent: +60
Mad at Science	Muscle: +3
Maid Disservice	Muscle Percent: -20, Mysticality Percent: -20, Moxie Percent: -20
Majorly Poisoned	Muscle Percent: -90, Mysticality Percent: -90, Moxie Percent: -90, Muscle: -11, Mysticality: -11, Moxie: -11
Make Meat FA$T!	Meat Drop: +20
Mallowed Out	Moxie Percent: [min(500,+5*T)], Muscle Percent: [min(500,+5*T)], Mysticality Percent: [min(500,+5*T)]
Man's Worst Enemy	Familiar Weight: +5
Marco Polarity	Experience (Mysticality): [L]
Mariachi Mood	Maximum HP: +3, Moxie: +1
Material Witness	Meat Drop: +10
Meatwise	Meat Drop: +35
Melancholy Burden	Item Drop: +60
Memento Moir&eacute;	Experience: +3
Memory of Aggressiveness	Monster Level: +30
Memory of Attractiveness	Moxie Percent: +100
Memory of Resilience	Damage Absorption: +200
Memory of Smarts	Mysticality Percent: +100
Memory of Speed	Initiative: +200
Memory of Strength	Muscle Percent: +100
Mental A-cue-ity	Spell Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 10
Mer-kinny Flavor	Adventure Underwater
Metal Speed	Initiative: +20
Midgetized	Damage Reduction: 4, Weapon Damage: -8
Mighty Shout	Muscle Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100
Mild Lycanthropy	Muscle Percent: [+1*M], Moxie Percent: [+1*M]
Minioned	Muscle: +20, Mysticality: -5, Moxie: -5
Minty Freshness	Moxie Percent: +10
Missing Eyebrows	Moxie: -3
Missing Fingers	Muscle: -3
# Missing Kidney: Call 911 Immediately
Mitre Cut	 Mysticality Percent: [100+2*min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))]
Mmmmmelon	Item Drop: +30
Moon June Spooned	Moxie Percent: +20, Muscle Percent: -20
Moon'd	Experience: +5
Mucilaginous Mentalism	Mysticality Percent: +200
Mucilaginous Moxiousness	Moxie Percent: +200
Mucilaginous Muscle	Muscle Percent: +200
Muscle Unbound	Experience Percent (Muscle): +5
Muscularrr	Muscle Percent: +10
Musk of the Moose	Combat Rate: +5
Mutated	Muscle Percent: +25, Mysticality Percent: +25, Moxie Percent: +25
Mysteriously Handsome	Moxie Percent: +5, Monster Level: [4.5+1.5*X]
Mystic Circle	Mysticality Percent: +10
Mystic Pickleness	Mysticality: +5, Muscle: -5
Mystically Oiled	Mysticality Percent: +100
Nano-juiced	Muscle Percent: +15
Natural 1	Initiative: -100
Natural 20	Initiative: +100
# Nerf'd: Less powerful than you were before
Neuromancy	Mysticality Percent: +10
New and Improved	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
Newt Gets In Your Eyes	Moxie: +25
Night Vision	Meat Drop: +30
Ninja, Please	Critical: 3
No Vertigo	Initiative: +20
No Worries	Experience: +3
# O Hai!
Object Detection	Item Drop: +5
Ocelot Eyes	Item Drop: +10
# Ode to Booze: Booze tastes even more delicious!
Oh Snap	Experience (Moxie): +10
Oily Flavor	Muscle: +15
Okee-Dokee Computer	Mysticality: +30
Okee-Dokee Go!	Initiative: +20
Okee-Dokee, Smokee	Spell Damage Percent: +20
Old School Pompadour	Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +30
Oleaginous Soles	Initiative: +40
Omphaloskepsis	Damage Reduction: [L], Meat Drop (sporadic): +4.25, Item Drop (sporadic): +4.25, Experience: +0.6375
On Pins and Needles	Initiative: +23
On the Shoulders of Giants	Mysticality Percent: +200
# On the Trail
Once Bitten, Twice Shy	Moxie: +40, Familiar Weight Percent: -50
One Very Clear Eye	Item Drop: +100
Optimist Primal	Familiar Weight: +5
Orange Tongue	Experience: +3
Orchid Blood	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 10
Oriental Mysticism	Mysticality Percent: +5
Over the Ocean	Experience: [min(100,T/5)]
# Oversaturated Palate: Blech
Overstimulated	Experience (Muscle): +5
Oxygenated Blood	Adventure Underwater
Papowerful	Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Experience: +2
Pasta Oneness	Mysticality: +2
Pasty	Muscle Percent: +50
Patched In	Mysticality Percent: +20
Patience of the Tortoise	Maximum HP: +3, Muscle: +1
Paw swap	Cold Resistance: +2, Hot Vulnerability, Spooky Vulnerability
Peeled Eyeballs	Experience: -1, Meat Drop: -20, Item Drop: +15
# Pemmican't: +10 Damage against Seals
Penguinny Flavor	Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +2
Peppermint Bite	Muscle: +5
Perceptive Pressure	Item Drop: +50
Permafrosty	Cold Damage: +50
Perspicacious Pressure	Mysticality Percent: +300
Phairly Pheromonal	Familiar Weight: +4
Phoenix, Right?	Experience: +6
Phorcefullness	Muscle Percent: +100
# Pie in the Face: Hilarious!
Pie in the Sky	Experience (Muscle): +2, Experience (Mysticality): +2, Experience (Moxie): +2
Piratastic	Moxie: +100
Piratey Flavor	Critical: 2
Pisces in the Skyces	Spell Damage Percent: +150
Pneumatic	Adventure Underwater
Pockets of Fire	Hot Damage: +10
Polka Face	Item Drop: [5*min(L,11)], Meat Drop: [5*min(L,11)]
Polka of Plenty	Meat Drop: +50
Ponderous Potency	Weapon Damage: +20
Pop-eyed	Weapon Damage: +30
# Popping Stomach: Tee-hee!
Pork Power	Muscle: +10
Powdered	Experience (Mysticality): +10
Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith	Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +20
Prelude of Precision	Critical Hit Percent: +2
Prestidigysfunction	Mysticality Percent: -95
Preternatural Greed	Meat Drop: +100
Proficient Pressure	Experience: +8
Pronounced Potency	Weapon Damage: +5
Provocative Perkiness	Initiative: +20
# Psalm of Pointiness: Damages Attacking Opponents
Puissant Pressure	Muscle Percent: +300
Pulchritudinous Pressure	Moxie Percent: +300
Pumped Stomach	Adventure Underwater
Pumped Up	Muscle: +5
Purity of Spirit	Muscle Percent: +100, Mysticality Percent: +100, Moxie Percent: +100
Purple Tongue	HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 20, MP Regen Max: 20
Pwnd	Muscle: [max(1,floor(min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))/5))], Mysticality: [max(1,floor(min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))/5))], Moxie: [max(1,floor(min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))/5))]
Quadrilled	Item Drop: +20
Quivering with Rage	Muscle Percent: -10
Radiant Personality	Moxie Percent: +30
Radiating Black Body&trade;	Moxie Percent: +10, Mana Cost: +3, Critical: 2
Radio Head	Moxie: +20
Radium Radicality	Moxie: +30
Rage of the Reindeer	Weapon Damage: +10, Muscle Percent: +10
# Raging Animal: Familiar Damage +30
Rainbow Bright	Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +15, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Damage: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Damage: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Spooky Damage: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Damage: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
Rainy Soul Miasma	Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Moxie: -5
Rat-Faced	Moxie Percent: +10
Rave Concentration	Item Drop: +30
Rave Nirvana	Meat Drop: +50
Raving Lunatic	Weapon Damage: +20
Re-Possessed	Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: -2
Really Deep Breath	Adventure Underwater
Really Quite Poisoned	Muscle Percent: -70, Mysticality Percent: -70, Moxie Percent: -70, Muscle: -9, Mysticality: -9, Moxie: -9
Red Door Syndrome	Cold Resistance: +2, Hot Resistance: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +2, Spooky Resistance: +2, Stench Resistance: +2
# Red Misty-Eyed: +10 Damage against Seals
Red Misty-Eyed	Damage Reduction: 3, Muscle Percent: +50
Red Neck	Muscle: +15, Moxie: -5
Red Tongue	Meat Drop: +50
Reedy Pipes	Moxie Percent: +5
# Refined Palate: Fine wines will taste even finer
Refuse Reflux	Stench Damage: [min(100,T)]
Reptilian Fortitude	Maximum HP: +30
Retrograde Relaxation	HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 10
Ringing Ears	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: -20
Rushin' Hands	Weapon Damage: +3
Salamander In Your Stomach	Mysticality: +25
Salamanderenity	MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4
# Salty Dogs: Makes you a better diver
Salty Dogs	Initiative Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Item Drop Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop Penalty: [10*zone(The Sea)]
# Salty Mouth: You really need a beer...
Sappy Blood	Spooky Resistance: 3
Saucemastery	Maximum HP: +3, Mysticality: +1
Sausage Festive	MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 10
Savage Beast Inside	Muscle: +20
Scared Stiff	Sleaze Resistance: +2, Cold Vulnerability, Spooky Vulnerability
Scariberi	Spooky Damage: [min(100,T)]
# Scarysauce: Damages Attacking Opponents
Scarysauce	Sleaze Resistance: +2, Cold Resistance: +2
Scent of a Kitchen Elf	Mysticality: +40, Familiar Weight Percent: -50
Scrappy, Shadowy	Spooky Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 15
Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Muscle: +2
Sealed Brain	Muscle Percent: +25, Mysticality Percent: +25, Moxie Percent: +25
Seeing Colors	Mysticality Percent: +50
Serenity	Moxie Percent: +15
Seriously Mutated	Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50
Shamboozled	Moxie Percent: +50
Shamed &amp; Manipulated	Muscle Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: -50
# Shape of...Mole!: You're a Mole
# Sharp Weapon: +3-5 Weapon Damage
Shiny Happy Cupcake	Experience: +3
Shiny Happy Weapon	Muscle: +20
Shirtless in Seattle	Stench Resistance: +2, Cold Vulnerability, Sleaze Vulnerability
Shot in the Arse	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15
Side Affectation	Spooky Resistance: +2, Hot Vulnerability, Stench Vulnerability
Simply Invisible	Combat Rate: -5
Simply Irresistible	Combat Rate: +5
Simply Irritable	Monster Level: +15
Simulation Stimulation	Experience (Moxie): +5
Sinuses For Miles	Meat Drop: +200
Sizzling with Fury	Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
Sleaze-Resistant Trousers	Sleaze Resistance: +1
# Sleazeform: Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge
Sleazeform	Sleaze Immunity, Cold Vulnerability, Spooky Vulnerability
# Sleazy Breath: Can breathe cologne in combat
Sleazy Weapon	Sleaze Damage: +3
# Sleeping with the Fishes: Makes you sleep like the dead
Sleepy	Muscle Percent: -30
Slimebreath	Monster Level: +50, Slime Resistance: +1
# Slimed: Continually take damage
Slimed	Spooky Damage: +20
Slimed Stomach	Sleaze Resistance: +1
# Slimeform: Ewww.
Slimily Sagacious	Mysticality Percent: +50
Slimily Speedy	Moxie Percent: +50
Slimily Strong	Muscle Percent: +50
Slimy Flavor	Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +2
Slimy Hands	Sleaze Damage: +10
Slippery Oiliness	Equalize: "Moxie"
Smelly Pants	Stench Resistance: +1
# Smokin': Damages Attacking Opponents
Smoky Third Eye	Mysticality: +10
Smooth Movements	Combat Rate: -5
Smugness	Moxie: +5
Snarl of the Timberwolf	Spooky Damage: +10
Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety	Moxie Percent: +100
Snobby	Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50
So Fresh and So Clean	Experience Percent (Moxie): +5
So You Can Work More...	Meat Drop: +10
Socialismydia	Item Drop: -50
Solar Flair	Hot Damage: +20
Sole Soul	Item Drop: [min(300,T)]
Some Cheese with Your Wine	Stench Damage: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +30
Somewhat Poisoned	Muscle Percent: -50, Mysticality Percent: -50, Moxie Percent: -50, Muscle: -7, Mysticality: -7, Moxie: -7
# Soul Freeze: Brrrrrrr...
Soul-Crushing Headache	Muscle Percent: -20, Mysticality Percent: -20, Moxie Percent: -20
Souper Vengeful	Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3
Spangled Star	Monster Level: +10
Sparkling Consciousness	Mysticality Percent: +100
# Spectral: You take and deal almost no damage
Spell Transfer Complete	Experience (Mysticality): +5
Spicy Limeness	Muscle: -5, Moxie: +5
Spicy Mouth	Mysticality: +5, Moxie: -5
Spiky Hair	Muscle: +6, Moxie: +6
Spirit of Alph	Muscle Percent: +10
# Spirit of Bacon Grease: All Spells Cast Are Sleazy
Spirit of Bacon Grease	Spell Damage: +10
# Spirit of Cayenne: All Spells Cast Are Hot
Spirit of Cayenne	Spell Damage: +10
# Spirit of Garlic: All Spells Cast Are Stinky
Spirit of Garlic	Spell Damage: +10
# Spirit of Peppermint: All Spells Cast Are Cold
Spirit of Peppermint	Spell Damage: +10
# Spirit of Wormwood: All Spells Cast Are Spooky
Spirit of Wormwood	Spell Damage: +10
# Spooky Breath: Can breathe terrifying air in combat
Spooky Demeanor	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +2
Spooky Flavor	Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +2
Spooky Weapon	Spooky Damage: +3
# Spookyform: Ooooooooooooooooh
Spookyform	Spooky Immunity, Hot Vulnerability, Stench Vulnerability
Spookypants	Spooky Resistance: +1
Springy Fusilli	Initiative: +40
Square to be Hip	Moxie Percent: +10
Squirming Like a Toad	Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
Stabilizing Oiliness	Equalize: "Muscle"
Stands Alone	Stench Damage: +10
Starry-Eyed	Muscle Percent: [+5*U], Mysticality Percent: [+5*U], Moxie Percent: [+5*U]
# Stenchform: P. U.
Stenchform	Stench Immunity, Cold Vulnerability, Sleaze Vulnerability
Stenchtastic	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +2
Steroid Boost	Muscle: +2
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
# Stickler for Promptness: Familiar will act more often in combat
Sticky Fingers	Meat Drop: +20
# Sticky Hands: Reduced chance of fumbling
Stimulated Body	HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20
Stimulated Brain	MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 20
# Stinky Breath: Can breathe stench in combat
Stinky Weapon	Stench Damage: +3
Strange Mental Acuity	Mysticality Percent: +25
# Strangulated: Continually take damage
Strength of Ten Ettins	Muscle Percent: +25
# Stuck-Up Hair: Damages Attacking Opponents
Stuck That Way	Experience Percent (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +5
Sugar High	Mysticality Percent: +30
Sugar Rush	Initiative: +20, Muscle Percent: +5, Moxie Percent: +5, Mysticality Percent: -10
Sugar Smacks	Muscle Percent: +30
Sugary Tongue	Moxie Percent: +30
Sunburned	Muscle: -2, Moxie: -2
Supafly	Muscle Percent: +15, Mysticality Percent: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +2
Super Accuracy	Critical: 5
# Super Skill: Combat Skills/Spells cost 0 MP
Super Speed	Moxie: +100
Super Structure	Damage Absorption: +500, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
Super Vision	Item Drop: +25
Super-Charged	Muscle Percent: +5, Mysticality Percent: +5, Moxie Percent: +5
Super-Mega-Charged	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged	Muscle Percent: +15, Mysticality Percent: +15, Moxie Percent: +15
Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged	Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20
Superhuman Sarcasm	Moxie Percent: +100
Surreally Buff	Muscle Percent: +20
Sweet Heart	Muscle: [min(T,20)], Meat Drop: [2*min(T,20)]
Sweet and Green	Weapon Damage: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +15
Sweet and Red	Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +10
Sweet and Yellow	Ranged Damage: +30, Initiative: +10
Sweet, Nuts	Mysticality: +5
Swimming Head	Item Drop: [25*zone(The Sea)]
# Swimming with Sharks: Makes you a better diver
Swimming with Sharks	Initiative Penalty: [20*zone(The Sea)], Item Drop Penalty: [20*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop Penalty: [20*zone(The Sea)], Meat Drop: +20
Synthesized	Damage Reduction: 8, Weapon Damage: -8
# Talking Like a Pirate: Arrr.
Tamarind Torment	Muscle: +5, Moxie: -5
Tangled Up	Moxie Percent: -20
# Tar-Struck: Continually take damage
Tar-Struck	Stench Damage: +20
# Taste the Inferno: It burns! It burns!
Techno Bliss	Item Drop: +10
# Teleportitis: Your position seems uncertain...
# Temporary Amnesia: Who am I?
# Temporary Blindness occurs in both normal and intrinsic forms, and they stack.
Temporary Blindness	Item Drop: -75, Moxie Percent: -25, Initiative: -30
Temporary Blindness (intrinsic)	Moxie Percent: -25, Item Drop: -75, Initiative: -30
Temporary Lycanthropy	Muscle Percent: [B]
Tenacity of the Snapper	Weapon Damage: +8
Tenuous Grip on Reality	Moxie Percent: -95
Tetanus	Muscle Percent: -10, Mysticality Percent: -10, Moxie Percent: -10
Thaumodynamic	Experience Percent (Mysticality): +5
# The 'Tussin: Wait, What?
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +20
# The Captain's Hammer: +50 Physical Damage (when Unarmed)
The Colors...	Cold Resistance: -5, Hot Resistance: -5, Sleaze Resistance: -5, Spooky Resistance: -5, Stench Resistance: -5
The Cupcake of Wrath	Monster Level: +10
The Great Tit's Blessing	Monster Level: +20, Moxie Percent: +5
The Halls of Moxiousness	Experience (Moxie): +3
The Halls of Muscularity	Experience (Muscle): +3
The Halls of Mysticality	Experience (Mysticality): +3
The HeyDezebound Heart	Item Drop: [min(300,T)], Muscle Percent: [-T], Mysticality Percent: [-T], Moxie Percent: [-T], Experience: [floor(T/5)]
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody	Maximum MP: +20, Mysticality: +10
The Moxious Madrigal	Moxie: +10
The Pleasures of the Flesh	Muscle Percent: [T], Mysticality Percent: [T], Moxie Percent: [T], 
The Q Is Talking To You	Mysticality Percent: +10
The Rage	Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: -50
The Real Deal	HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 20, MP Regen Max: 20
The Royal We	Experience: [25+floor(min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))/2)]
The Smile of Mr. A.	Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15
The Solution	Weapon Damage: +25
The Sonata of Sneakiness	Combat Rate: -5
# The Spirit of Crimbo
The Sweats	Stench Resistance: +5
The Vitus Virus	Item Drop: +50, Experience: -5
# There is No Spoon
Thick-Skinned	Maximum HP: +50
Third Eye Blind	Moxie Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: -50
Three Days Slow	Experience (familiar): +3
Ticking Clock	Initiative: +30
Tin, Man	Damage Reduction: 5
Tingly Biceps	Muscle: +5
Tingly Elbows	Moxie: +5
Tingly Wrists	Mysticality: +5
# Tinnitus
Tiny Bubbles in the Cupcake	HP Regen Min: 20, HP Regen Max: 20, MP Regen Min: 20, MP Regen Max: 20
# Toad In The Hole: Continually take damage
Tomato Power	Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50
Towering Strength	Muscle Percent: [100+2*min(50,pref(chessboardsCleared))]
Tranquilized Mind	Damage Absorption: +50, Damage Reduction: 10, Initiative: -1000
# Trepandation: Continually lose MP
Trepandation	Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +50
Triangle, Man	Muscle Percent: +10
Truly Gritty	Weapon Damage: +20, Muscle: +20
Tundra Mouth	Cold Damage: [min(100,T)]
Turned Into a Skeleton	Muscle Percent: -50, Mysticality Percent: -50, Moxie Percent: -50
Turtle Titters	Experience: +3
Twinklebritches	Damage Reduction: 3
Twinkly Weapon	Weapon Damage: +3
# Two Left Feet
# Ultrahydrated: Glug, Glug
# Uncertain: Muscle and Moxie +/- ???
Unpopular	Monster Level: +30
Unusual Fashion Sense	Damage Absorption: +50
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance	Monster Level: [min(60,2*L)]
Very Clean Guns	Ranged Damage: +20
Very Clean Teeth	Moxie: +1
Violent Night	Critical: 2
Vitamin-Maxed	Muscle Percent: +10
# Wanged: Unable to use obnoxious abbreviations
# Warm Belly: Makes sushi taste better
Warm Belly	Hot Damage: [+3*D]
Wasabi Sinuses	Experience: -1, Meat Drop: +30, Item Drop: -10
Wasabi With You	Weapon Damage Percent: +150
Weapon of Mass Destruction	Weapon Damage Percent: +30
Weasels Underfoot	Item Drop: +10
Weather, Man	Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30
# Weird Flavor: ???
Well-Oiled	Damage Absorption: +30, Damage Reduction: 10, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
Well-Swabbed Ear	Initiative: +30
Well-preserved	HP Regen Min: 150, HP Regen Max: 200
# Wet Willied: Your familiar can breathe underwater
What's That Smell?	Stench Damage: +3
White Knuckles	Never Fumble
White-boy Angst	Initiative: +50
Whitened Teeth	Moxie Percent: +10
# Wings: You believe you can fly!
Winklered	Meat Drop: +40
Wintergreen Warmongery	Muscle: +30
Wintry Breath	Cold Damage: +20
Wistfully Nostalgic	Experience: +3
Withered Heart	Mysticality: [min(T,20)], Item Drop: [min(T,20)]
Woad Warrior	Muscle: +25
Wreathed in Merriment	Moxie Percent: +10
Wussiness	Muscle: -3
# X-Ray Vision: You can see X-Rays
# Yellow Tongue: Eww.
# Yes, Can Haz: Effect Cat is Not Amused
You Can Really Taste the Dormouse	Familiar Weight: +5
Your #1 Problem	Muscle: -20, Mysticality: -20, Moxie: -20, Item Drop: +100
Your Cupcake Senses Are Tingling	Meat Drop: +30
Yuletide Industry	Muscle Percent: +50, Mysticality Percent: +50, Moxie Percent: +50
Yuletide Mutations	Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
Yuletide Sappiness	Mysticality Percent: +10

# Passive Skills section of modifiers.txt

Abs of Tin	Maximum HP Percent: +10
# Ambidextrous Funkslinging
Amphibian Sympathy	Familiar Weight: +5
# Armorcraftiness
Claws of the Otter	Weapon Damage: +3
Claws of the Walrus	Weapon Damage: +4
Cold-Blooded Fearlessness	Spooky Resistance: +2
Cosmic Ugnderstanding	Maximum MP Percent: +5
# Deep Saucery
Diminished Gag Reflex	Stench Resistance: +2
Disco Fever	Ranged Damage: [min(L,15)]
# Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
Expert Panhandling	Meat Drop: [10+5*mainhand(saucepan)]
# Eye of the Stoat	+0.5X critical hits, improve smacks
Fashionably Late	Adventures: +1
# Flavour of Magic
Gnefarious Pickpocketing	Meat Drop: +10
Gnomish Hardigness	Maximum HP Percent: +5
Heart of Polyester	Sleaze Resistance: +2
# Hero of the Half-Shell
Hide of the Otter	Damage Absorption: +20
Hide of the Walrus	Damage Absorption: +40
# Immaculate Seasoning: auto-choose hot vs. cold
# Impetuous Sauciness: +5 reagent potion duration
Intrinsic Spiciness	Spell Damage: [min(L,10)]
# Liver of Steel
Mad Looting Skillz	Item Drop: +20
Marginally Insane	Maximum MP Percent: +10
Natural Born Scrabbler	Item Drop: +5
Nimble Fingers	Meat Drop: +20
Northern Exposure	Cold Resistance: +2
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation	Initiative: +20
Powers of Observatiogn	Item Drop: +10
# Pulverize
# Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
# Salacious Cocktailcrafting
Skin of the Leatherback	Damage Reduction: [max(1,floor((L-2)/2))]
Slimy Shoulders	Initiative: [pref(skillLevel48)]
Slimy Sinews	Maximum HP Nonmultiplied: [pref(skillLevel46)]
Slimy Synapses	Maximum MP Nonmultiplied: [pref(skillLevel47)]
Spirit of Ravioli	Maximum HP Percent: +25
# Spirit of Rigatoni: allows wielding of chefstaves
# Spleen of Steel
# Stomach of Steel
# Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
# Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
# Tao of the Terrapin
# Tempuramancy
# The Way of Sauce
Thrift and Grift	Meat Drop: +10
Tolerance of the Kitchen	Hot Resistance: +2
# Torso Awaregness
# Transcendental Noodlecraft
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	Maximum MP Percent: +50

# Bad Moon passive skills: the Seven Deadly Sins.
# The skills positively or negatively modify seven aspects of gameplay
# Each skill has one positive modifier and one negative modifier.
# A modifier is twice as potent when positive as when negative

Envy	Item Drop: +30, Meat Drop: -25
# Gluttony duplicates Opossum's food gains
Gluttony	Experience: -2
Greed	Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: -15
Lust	Initiative: +50, Weapon Damage: -5, Spell Damage: -5
# Pride lowers food gains
Pride	Experience: +4
Sloth	Damage Reduction: +8, Initiative: -25
Wrath	Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: -4

# Outfits section of modifiers.txt

8-Bit Finery	Initiative: +10
Antique Arms and Armor	Muscle: +15
Arboreal Raiment	Stench Resistance: +3
# Arrrbor Day Aparrrrrel
BRICKOfig Outfit	Item Drop: +10
Black Armaments	Muscle: +6
Bounty-Hunting Rig	Item Drop: +15
# Bow Tux
Bugbear Costume	Mysticality: +3, Spell Damage: +3
Cloaca-Cola Uniform	MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3
# Clockwork Apparatus
# Crimbo Duds
# Crimborg Assault Armor
# Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
Dire Drifter Duds	Familiar Weight: +5
# Dwarvish War Uniform
Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform	MP Regen Min: 1, MP Regen Max: 3
# El Vibrato Relics
Encephalic Ensemble	Item Drop: +5
Fancy Tux	Muscle Percent: +15, Mysticality Percent: +15, Moxie Percent: +15
Filthy Hippy Disguise	Stench Damage: +5
Floaty Fatigues	Spell Critical Percent: +15
Frat Boy Ensemble	Sleaze Damage: +5
Frat Warrior Fatigues	Sleaze Damage: +15
Frigid Northlands Garb	Cold Resistance: +3
Furry Suit	Moxie Percent: -75, Monster Level: +5
Glad Bag Glad Rags	Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5
Gnauga Hides	Damage Reduction: 4
Grass Guise	HP Regen Min: 2, HP Regen Max: 3
Grimy Reaper's Vestments	Spooky Damage: +100
Hodgman's Regal Frippery	Hobo Power: +25
Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit	Cold Resistance: +2, Hot Resistance: +2
Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments	Cold Damage: +50
# Knight's Armor
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform	Muscle: +7
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise	Sleaze Damage: +3
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord	Experience (familiar): +1
# Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord
Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer	Pickpocket Chance: +50
# Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master	+1 pasta guardian exp
# Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro	improved HP/MP return from saucespheres
# Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher
Mining Gear	Meat Drop: +5
# Mutant Couture
OK Lumberjack Outfit	Critical: 2
Palmist Paraphernalia	Moxie: +7
# Paperclippery
Pork Elf Prizes	Item Drop: +11
# Primitive Radio Duds
Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia	MP Regen Min: 20, MP Regen Max: 30
# Radio Free Regalia
# Roy Orbison Disguise
Slimesuit	Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3
# Snowman Suit
Star Garb	Muscle: +7, Mysticality: +7, Moxie: +7
Swashbuckling Getup	Moxie: +7
Tapered Threads	Initiative: +30
Tawdry Tramp Togs	DB Combat Damage: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
# Terrifying Clown Suit
Terrycloth Tackle	Damage Absorption: +20
Time Trappings	Adventures: +3
# Tropical Crimbo Duds
# Uncle Hobo's Rags
Vestments of the Treeslayer	Damage Reduction: 4
Vile Vagrant Vestments	Mana Cost (stackable): -5, Class: "Pastamancer"
War Hippy Fatigues	Stench Damage: +15
Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe	Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
# Yendorian Finery
eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear	Cold Resistance: +3

# Zodiac Sign section of modifiers.txt

# Blender: Unlocks the Gnomish Gnomad Camp
# Blender: +5 Adventures per day from Booze
Sign:Blender	Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
# Marmot: Unlocks Little Canadia
# Marmot: Get 1 Free Ten-Leaf Clover per Day
Sign:Marmot	Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
# Mongoose: Unlocks Degrassi Knoll
Sign:Mongoose	Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +20
# Opossum: Unlocks Little Canadia
# Opossum: +5 Adventures per day from Food
Sign:Opossum	Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
# Packrat: Unlocks the Gnomish Gnomad Camp
Sign:Packrat	Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +10
# Platypus: Unlocks Little Canadia
Sign:Platypus	Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Weight: +5
# Vole: Unlocks Degrassi Knoll
Sign:Vole	Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +20, Maximum HP Nonmultiplied: +20, Maximum MP Nonmultiplied: +20
# Wallaby: Unlocks Degrassi Knoll
Sign:Wallaby	Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +20
# Wombat: Unlocks the Gnomish Gnomad Camp
Sign:Wombat	Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Meat Drop: +20

# Stat Day section of modifiers.txt

Moxie Day	Experience Percent (Moxie): +25
Muscle Day	Experience Percent (Muscle): +25
Mysticality Day	Experience Percent (Mysticality): +25

# Zone-specific section of modifiers.txt
# -100% is the most common penalty in The Sea; use it as the default

Zone:The Sea	Initiative Penalty: -100, Item Drop Penalty: -100, Meat Drop Penalty: -100

# Location-specific section of modifiers.txt

Loc:Anemone Mine	Initiative Penalty: -100, Item Drop Penalty: -100, Meat Drop Penalty: -100
Loc:The Brinier Deepers	Initiative Penalty: +50, Item Drop Penalty: +50, Meat Drop Penalty: +50
Loc:The Briniest Deepests	Initiative Penalty: +25, Item Drop Penalty: +25, Meat Drop Penalty: +25
Loc:The Briny Deeps	Initiative Penalty: +75, Item Drop Penalty: +75, Meat Drop Penalty: +75
Loc:The Dive Bar	Initiative Penalty: -100, Item Drop Penalty: -100, Meat Drop Penalty: -100
Loc:The Marinara Trench	Initiative Penalty: -100, Item Drop Penalty: -100, Meat Drop Penalty: -100

# Synergies section of modifiers.txt
# Synergies are triggered when an arbitrary combination of two or more
# equipment items, passive skills, active effects, campground items, or
# a specific outfit are present.  They can't depend on your familiar or
# its equipment, to allow the possibility of a familiar weight modifier.
# The name of the synergy is split into elements using whatever character
# immediately follows "synergy": this should obviously be something that
# doesn't appear in any of the element names.
# Each element of the synergy must appear earlier in this file (even if
# it has no enchantments itself), with a "Synergetic" flag.
# There is currently a limit of 32 total Synergetic items.

synergy/bewitching boots/bitter bowtie	Meat Drop: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
synergy/bitter bowtie/brazen bracelet	Meat Drop: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1
synergy/brazen bracelet/bewitching boots	Meat Drop: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
synergy/cardboard katana/cardboard wakizashi	Weapon Damage: +20
synergy/lupine sword/snarling wolf shield	Spooky Damage: +9
synergy/molten medallion/monstrous monocle	Item Drop: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
synergy/monstrous monocle/musty moccasins	Item Drop: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
synergy/musty moccasins/molten medallion	Item Drop: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1
synergy/serpentine sword/snake shield	Monster Level: +10
synergy/stuffed carpenter/stuffed walrus	HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 5

# Mutual exclusions section of modifiers.txt
# These work much like synergies, but indicate that no two of the listed
# equipment items or effects can coexist.  Each element must appear earlier
# in this file, even if their modifiers are just "none"; the mutex itself
# should also specify "none" since its modifiers aren't actually used.

mutex/V for Vivala mask/Juju Mojo Mask	none
mutex/Perceptive Pressure/Perspicacious Pressure/Pneumatic/Proficient Pressure/Puissant Pressure/Pulchritudinous Pressure	none
mutex/Purple Tongue/Green Tongue/Orange Tongue/Red Tongue/Blue Tongue/Black Tongue	none
mutex/Broken Heart/Fiery Heart/Cold Hearted/Sweet Heart/Withered Heart/Lustful Heart	none
mutex/shining halo/furry halo/frosty halo/time halo	none

# Maximization categories section of modifiers.txt
# These pseudo-items list the indirect benefits of certain classes of
# equipment.  If the Modifier Maximizer finds that any of these classes
# have a positive score, the items in that class will be considered as
# possibilities even if their direct benefits wouldn't qualify them.
# The exact values don't really matter, just their sign.

_brimstone	Item Drop: 1, Meat Drop: 1, Monster Level: 1
_hoboPower	Weapon Damage: 0.8, Ranged Damage: 1.0, Spell Damage: 1.2, HP Regen Min: 0.25, HP Regen Max: 0.33, MP Regen Min: 0.25, MP Regen Max: 0.33, Meat Drop: 1.0, Item Drop: 0.5
_slimeHate	Monster Level: [zone(The Slime Tube)]
_stickers	Item Drop: +25, Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20

# Everything Else section of modifiers.txt

&quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	Effect: "Down the Rabbit Hole", Effect Duration: 20
1/6th Pound Cake	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 100
Angry Farmer candy	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 10
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 10
Atomic Comic	Effect: "Single-Eyed Vision", Effect Duration: 20
Ben-Gal&trade; Balm	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 3
BitterSweetTarts	Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 10
Black Body&trade; spray	Effect: "Radiating Black Body&trade;", Effect Duration: 10
Black No. 2	Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 10
Bright Water	Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 10
Climate Colada	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 20
Cold Hots candy	Effect: "Sugar Rush"
Comet Drop	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 1
Comet Pop	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 10
Connery's Elixir of Audacity	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: [R]
Crimbo candied pecan	Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 5
Crimbo fudge	Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 5
Crimbo peppermint bark	Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 5
Daffy Taffy	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 3
# Desert Bus pass: Allows Travel to Desert Beach
Dogsgotnonoz pills	Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 10
Eau de Guaneau	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 10
Elvish delight	Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 3
Everlasting Deckswabber	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 10
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: [R]
Flan in the Moon	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 50
Frogade	Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: [R]
Good 'n' Slimy	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
Gummi-DNA	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 3
Gummi-Gnauga	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 10
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: [R]
Knob Goblin eyedrops	Effect: "Peeled Eyeballs", Effect Duration: 10
Knob Goblin learning pill	Effect: "Big Veiny Brain", Effect Duration: 10
Knob Goblin love potion	Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 5
Knob Goblin nasal spray	Effect: "Wasabi Sinuses", Effect Duration: 10
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	Effect: "Heavy Petting", Effect Duration: 10
Knob Goblin sharpening spray	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
Knob Goblin steroids	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 5
# Loathing Legion jackhammer: Allows Meatsmithing without the Adventure cost (3 times a day)
Loathing Legion jackhammer	Softcore Only
M-242	Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 50
Meleegra&trade; pills	Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
Mer-kin fastjuice	Effect: "Juiced Up", Effect Duration: 10
Mer-kin hidepaint	Effect: "Colorfully Concealed", Effect Duration: 10
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 10
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	Effect: "Extreme Muscle Relaxation", Effect Duration: 10
Mr. Mediocrebar	Effect: "Apathy", Effect Duration: 10
Northern pemmican	Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 20
Now and Earlier	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
Nuclear Blastball	Effect: "Taste the Inferno", Effect Duration: 50
Oil of Parrrlay	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 5
Okee-Dokee soda	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 20
Pain Dip	Effect: "The HeyDezebound Heart"
Piddles	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 10
PlexiPips	Effect: "Sole Soul"
Pok&euml;mann band-aid	Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 10
Polka Pop	Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 10
Red Pill	Effect: "There is No Spoon", Effect Duration: 5
Rock Pops	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 3
SPF 451 lip balm	Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 10
Senior Mints	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 3
Steal This Candy	Effect: "A Revolution in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 10
Sugar Cog	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
Swabbie&trade; swab	Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 10
Tasty Fun Good rice candy	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
Ultrasoldier Serum	Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 50
Wax Flask	Effect: "Over The Ocean"
Wint-O-Fresh mint	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 3
Yummy Tummy bean	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 3
abominable blubber	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 10
adder bladder	Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 10
alphabet gum	Effect: "Bubble, Bubble", Effect Duration: 5
ant agonist	Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 10
arse-a'fire elixir	Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 10
astral mushroom	Effect: "Half-Astral", Effect Duration: 5
bag of Cheat-Os	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 10
bag of lard	Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 10
baggie of powdered sugar	Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 10
ballast turtle	Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 20
banana smoothie	Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: [R]
bazookafish bubble gum	Effect: "Fishbreath", Effect Duration: 5
begpwnia	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 10
bellhop bell	Effect: "Ringing Ears", Effect Duration: 10
bitter pill	Effect: "Bitterskin", Effect Duration: 100
black candy heart	Effect: "Heart of Black", Effect Duration: 10
black eyedrops	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 10
black facepaint	Effect: "Black Face", Effect Duration: 10
black sheepskin diploma	Effect: "Erudite", Effect Duration: 10
black snowcone	Effect: "Black Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
blackberry polite	Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: [R]
blood of the Wereseal	Effect: "Temporary Lycanthropy", Effect Duration: 10
blue-frosted astral cupcake	Effect: "Cupcake of Choice", Effect Duration: 20
blue snowcone	Effect: "Blue Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
bottle of Mystic Shell	Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 10
bottle of antifreeze	Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
bottle of black cat tonic	Effect: "Contagious Bad Luck", Effect Duration: 10
bottle of pirate juice	Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 10
bottle of rhinoceros hormones	Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 10
bottled inspiration	Effect: "Inspired!", Effect Duration: 10
breath mint	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 3
can of Binarrrca	Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
can of black paint	Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 10
can of spinach	Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 10
candied kobold	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 3
candy brain	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 15
candy skeleton	Effect: "Candied Skeleton", Effect Duration: 10
cheap cigar butt	Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 10
cheap wind-up clock	Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 10
children of the candy corn	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
chocolate filthy lucre	Effect: "Gelded", Effect Duration: 10
chunk of rock salt	Effect: "Fresh Scent", Effect Duration: 10
cold nuggets	Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
cold powder	Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 5
cold-filtered water	Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 10
cologne of contempt	Effect: "Contemptible Emanations", Effect Duration: [R]
concentrated cordial of concentration	Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: [R]
concentrated garbage juice	Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 20
concoction of clumsiness	Effect: "Clumsy", Effect Duration: [R]
cool cat elixir	Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 20
cordial of concentration	Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: [R]
correction fluid	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 30
corrupted data	Effect: "Corrupted", Effect Duration: 30
cosmic lemonade	Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 10
cranberry cordial	Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: [R]
cube of billiard chalk	Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 10
cyclops eyedrops	Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 10
cymbal syrup	Free Pull, Effect: "Tinnitus", Effect Duration: 20
d12	Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 10
#d20	Effect: "Natural 1", Effect Duration: 1
#d20	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 1
#d20	Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 20d20
deadly lampshade	Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 20
deodorant	Effect: "Fresh Scent", Effect Duration: 10
digital underground potion	Effect: "Digitally Converted", Effect Duration: 20
disintegrating spiky collar	Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 10
donkey flipbook	Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 10
double-ice gum	Effect: "Wintry Breath" Effect Duration: 10
dubious peppermint	Effect: "Minty Freshness", Effect Duration: 5
eel battery	Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 15
elderly jawbreaker	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 10
elven suicide capsule	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 10
ennui-flavored potato chips	Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 10
evil eyedrops of the ermine	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: [R+5]
evil libation of liveliness	Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: [R+5]
evil ointment of the occult	Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: [R+5]
evil philter of phorce	Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: [R+5]
evil potion of potency	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: [R+5]
evil serum of sarcasm	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: [R+5]
evil tomato juice of powerful power	Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: [R+5]
evil vihuela	Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 10
explosion-flavored chewing gum	Effect: "Beaten Up", Effect Duration: 10
extra-potent gremlin mutagen	Effect: "Seriously Mutated"
eyedrops of newt	Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: [R]
eyedrops of the ermine	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: [R]
eyedrops of the ocelot	Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: [R]
fake blood	Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 10
filthworm drone scent gland	Effect: "Filthworm Drone Stench", Effect Duration: 10
filthworm hatchling scent gland	Effect: "Filthworm Larva Stench", Effect Duration: 10
filthworm royal guard scent gland	Effect: "Filthworm Guard Stench", Effect Duration: 10
fire flower	Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 10
fish juice box	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 20
fish-liver oil	Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 5
flask of baconstone juice	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 10
flask of hamethyst juice	Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 10
flask of porquoise juice	Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 10
floaty sand	Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 10
freezerburned ice cube	Effect: "Permafrosty", Effect Duration: 10
frost-rimed seal hide	Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 10
frostbite-flavored Hob-O	Effect: "Tundra Mouth"
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	Effect: "Cholestoriffic"
funky dried mushroom	Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 10
fustulent seal grulch	Effect: "Grulched", Effect Duration: 10
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	Effect: "Refuse Reflux"
glittery mascara	Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 3
glowing syringe	Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 20
goofballs	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 10
graveyard snowglobe	Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 20
green-frosted astral cupcake	Effect: "The Cupcake of Wrath", Effect Duration: 20
green candy heart	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 10
green snowcone	Effect: "Green Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
gremlin juice	Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 5
gremlin mutagen	Effect: "Mutated"
groupie spangles	Effect: "Spangled Star", Effect Duration: 5
gun cleaning kit	Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 20
hair of the fish	Effect: "Antihangover", Effect Duration: 10
half-orchid	Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 10
handful of Crotchety Pine needles	Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 100
handful of Laughing Willow bark	Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 100
handful of hand chalk	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 5
handful of pine needles	Effect: "Hippy Stench", Effect Duration: 10
handsomeness potion	Effect: "Mysteriously Handsome", Effect Duration: 5
henna face paint	Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 10
henna tattoo	Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 5
honey stick	Effect: "Stuck That Way" Effect Duration: 10
honeypot	Effect: "Float Like a Butterfly, Smell Like a Bee", Effect Duration: 100
hot nuggets	Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
hot powder	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 5
hyperinflated seal lung	Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 20
invisibility potion	Effect: "Simply Invisible", Effect Duration: 20
irradiated pet snacks	Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 10
irresistibillity potion	Effect: "Simply Irresistible", Effect Duration: 20
irritability potion	Effect: "Simply Irritable", Effect Duration: 20
jaba&ntilde;ero-flavored chewing gum	Effect: "Spicy Mouth", Effect Duration: 5
jar of &quot;Creole Lady&quot; marrrmalade	Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 10
jazz soap	Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
jellyfish gel	Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 10
jug of baconstone juice	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 50
jug of hamethyst juice	Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 50
jug of porquoise juice	Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 50
lavender candy heart	Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 10
lesser grodulated violet	Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 10
libation of liveliness	Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: [R]
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	Effect: "Spicy Limeness", Effect Duration: 5
love song of disturbing obsession	Effect: "Withered Heart", Effect Duration: 5
love song of icy revenge	Effect: "Cold Hearted", Effect Duration: 5
love song of naughty innuendo	Effect: "Lustful Heart", Effect Duration: 5
love song of smoldering passion	Effect: "Fiery Heart", Effect Duration: 5
love song of sugary cuteness	Effect: "Sweet Heart", Effect Duration: 5
love song of vague ambiguity	Effect: "Broken Heart", Effect Duration: 5
lump of Saccharine Maple sap	Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 100
mafia aria	Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 5
mariachi toothpaste	Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 20
marzipan skull	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
milk of magnesium	Effect: "Got Milk", Effect Duration: [R+5]
mother's little helper	Effect: "Tranquilized Mind", Effect Duration: 10
motivational poster	Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 10
natto marble soda	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 15
neurostim pill	Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 10
oil of expertise	Effect: "Expert Oiliness", Effect Duration: [R]
oil of slipperiness	Effect: "Slippery Oiliness", Effect Duration: [R]
oil of stability	Effect: "Stabilizing Oiliness", Effect Duration: [R]
ointment of the occult	Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: [R]
orange-frosted astral cupcake	Effect: "Shiny Happy Cupcake", Effect Duration: 20
orange and black Crimboween candy	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
orange candy heart	Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 10
orange snowcone	Effect: "Orange Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
panty raider camouflage	Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 10
papotion of papower	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: [R]
peach lozenge	Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: [R]
pear lozenge	Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: [R]
perfume of prejudice	Effect: "Eau D'enmity", Effect Duration: [R]
phial of coldness	Effect: "Coldform", Effect Duration: [R]
phial of hotness	Effect: "Hotform", Effect Duration: [R]
phial of sleaziness	Effect: "Sleazeform", Effect Duration: [R]
phial of spookiness	Effect: "Spookyform", Effect Duration: [R]
phial of stench	Effect: "Stenchform", Effect Duration: [R]
philter of phorce	Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: [R]
physiostim pill	Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 10
pickle-flavored chewing gum	Effect: "Mystic Pickleness", Effect Duration: 5
piece of after eight	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
pine tar	Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 30
pink-frosted astral cupcake	Effect: "Your Cupcake Senses Are Tingling", Effect Duration: 20
pink candy heart	Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 10
pirate brochure	Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 10
pirate pamphlet	Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 10
pirate tract	Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 10
pixellated candy heart	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 3
plum lozenge	Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: [R]
potent potion of potency	Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: [R]
potion of X-ray vision	Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 30
potion of animal rage	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 30
potion of fishy speed	Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 20
potion of potency	Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: [R]
potion of punctual companionship	Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 30
potion of temporary gr8tness	Effect: "Gr8tness", Effect Duration: [R]
potion of the captain's hammer	Effect: "The Captain's Hammer", Effect Duration: 20
potion of the field gar	Effect: "Gar-ish", Effect Duration: 10
potion of the litterbox	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 20
powdered toad horn	Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 10
pressurized potion of perception	Effect: "Perceptive Pressure", Effect Duration: [R]
pressurized potion of perspicacity	Effect: "Perspicacious Pressure", Effect Duration: [R]
pressurized potion of pneumaticity	Effect: "Pneumatic", Effect Duration: 20
pressurized potion of proficiency	Effect: "Proficient Pressure", Effect Duration: [R]
pressurized potion of puissance	Effect: "Puissant Pressure", Effect Duration: [R]
pressurized potion of pulchritude	Effect: "Pulchritudinous Pressure", Effect Duration: [R]
probability potion	Effect: "Uncertain", Effect Duration: 10
# pumpkin carriage: Allows Travel to Desert Beach
pumpkin juice	Effect: "Juiced and Jacked", Effect Duration: 10
purple-frosted astral cupcake	Effect: "Tiny Bubbles in the Cupcake", Effect Duration: 20
purple snowcone	Effect: "Purple Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
pygmy pygment	Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 10
radium-flavored potato chips	Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 10
red snowcone	Effect: "Red Tongue", Effect Duration: 20
reodorant	Effect: "Hippy Stench", Effect Duration: 10
ribbon candy	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 10
salamander slurry	Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: [R]
scrap of shadow	Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 10
sea grease	Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 40
sea salt crystal	Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 5
seal-brain elixir	Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 20
seal eyeball	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 10
seal lube	Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 10
sealhide seal doll	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 10
sensitive poetry journal	Effect: "Moon June Spooned", Effect Duration: 10
serum of sarcasm	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: [R]
shark cartilage	Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 15
sizzling seal fat	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 10
sleaze nuggets	Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
sleaze powder	Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 5
snake	Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 50
sparkler	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 50
spooky eyeliner	Effect: "Gothy", Effect Duration: 10
spooky lipstick	Effect: "Gothy", Effect Duration: 10
spooky nuggets	Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
spooky powder	Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 5
spooky sap	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
stench nuggets	Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
stench powder	Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 5
sterno-flavored Hob-O	Effect: "Fire Down Below"
strawberry-flavored Hob-O	Effect: "Scariberi"
sugar banana	Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 10
sugar cherry	Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 10
sugar lime	Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 10
sugar-coated pine cone	Effect: "Sugar Rush", Effect Duration: 5
super-spiky hair gel	Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 5
tainted seal's blood	Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 10
tamarind-flavored chewing gum	Effect: "Tamarind Torment", Effect Duration: 5
teeny-tiny magic scroll	Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 10
temporary teardrop tattoo	Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 15
tempura air	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 20
thin black candle	Effect: "Rainy Soul Miasma", Effect Duration: 10
tin magnolia	Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 10
tiny bottle of absinthe	Effect: "Absinthe-Minded", Effect Duration: 10
tobiko marble soda	Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 15
tomato juice of powerful power	Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: [R]
too legit potion	Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 30
transporter transponder	Effect: "Transpondent", Effect Duration: 30
true grit	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 10
tube of dread wax	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 10
twinkly nuggets	Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 5
twinkly powder	Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 5
unstable DNA	Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 10
upsy daisy	Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 10
vial of baconstone juice	Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 5
vial of brown slime	Effect: "A Little Bit Poisoned", Effect Duration: 5
vial of hamethyst juice	Effect: "Ham-Fisted", Effect Duration: 5
vial of porquoise juice	Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 5
vial of squid ink	Effect: "Inky Camouflage", Effect Duration: 20
wad of cotton	Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 50
wasabi marble soda	Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 15
weremoose spit	Effect: "Lycanthropy, Eh?", Effect Duration: 20
wet venom duct	Effect: "Duct Out of Water", Effect Duration: 10
white candy heart	Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 10
willyweed	Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 30
wintergreen-flavored potato chips	Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 10
yellow candy heart	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 10
yellow snowcone	Effect: "Yellow Tongue", Effect Duration: 20

Apathargic Bandersnatch	Free Pull
Cheshire Bitten	Free Pull
Clan VIP Lounge invitation	Free Pull
Clan VIP Lounge key	Free Pull
Clan looking glass	Free Pull
Clan shower	Free Pull
Comma Chameleon egg	Free Pull
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Free Pull
Dark Jill-O-Lantern	Free Pull
fairy-worn boots	Free Pull
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	Free Pull
Libram of BRICKOs	Free Pull
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	Free Pull
Libram of Divine Favors	Free Pull
Libram of Love Songs	Free Pull
March hat	Free Pull
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	Free Pull
My Own Pen Pal kit	Free Pull
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	Free Pull
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	Free Pull
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of &quot;Tasteful&quot; Gifts	Free Pull
Tome of Clip Art	Free Pull
Tome of Snowcone Summoning	Free Pull
Tome of Sugar Shummoning	Free Pull
Underworld acorn	Free Pull
Valentine	Free Pull
a cute angel	Free Pull
astral badger	Free Pull
bad penguin egg	Free Pull
bottled green pixie	Free Pull
brick	Free Pull
calm attention-deficit demon	Free Pull
candy cornucopia	Free Pull
class five ecto-larva	Free Pull
coffee sprite	Free Pull
control crystal	Free Pull
cotton candy cocoon	Free Pull
cream pie	Free Pull
crimbo elfling	Free Pull
custom avatar form	Free Pull
dandy lion cub	Free Pull
deflated inflatable dodecapede	Free Pull
doppelshifter egg	Free Pull
emo roe	Free Pull
floaty stone sphere	Free Pull
glowing frisbee	Free Pull
hand turkey outline	Free Pull
heart necklace	Free Pull
hibernating robot reindeer	Free Pull
homeless hobo spirit	Free Pull
hungover chauvinist pig	Free Pull
infant sandworm	Free Pull
jitterbug larva	Free Pull
llama lama cria	Free Pull
miniscule temporal rip	Free Pull
mysterious chest	Free Pull
organ grinder	Free Pull
orphan baby yeti	Free Pull
panicked kernel	Free Pull
passed-out psychedelic bear	Free Pull
perfectly ordinary frog	Free Pull
personal raindrop	Free Pull
personalized coffee mug	Free Pull
pygmy bugbear shaman	Free Pull
rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	Free Pull
roll of toilet paper	Free Pull
sane hatrack	Free Pull
siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	Free Pull
silk garter snake	Free Pull
sleeping piano cat	Free Pull
spooky rattling cigar box	Free Pull
squamous polyp	Free Pull
sweet nutcracker	Free Pull
time sleigh	Free Pull
time's arrow	Free Pull
unemployed hunchbacked minion	Free Pull
uniclops egg	Free Pull
unwound cymbal-playing monkey	Free Pull
wizard action figure	Free Pull
yuletide troll chrysalis	Free Pull

Bash-&#332;s boxtop	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
Bash-&#332;s cereal	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"

El Vibrato punchcard (ATTACK)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (BUFF)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (BUILD)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (DRONE)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (FLOOR)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (MODIFY)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (REPAIR)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (SELF)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (SPHERE)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (TARGET)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
El Vibrato punchcard (WALL)	Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
